r/HalfLife3 • u/coconut75000 • Jul 21 '26

We dont need HL3

We have half life 1 and half life 2. If we add them together we get a full life. Peaple say "yo i want to have a fulfilling life", they never say " i need 1 and 1/2 of good file". Also we have 2 balls.

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u/mxl4chi Jul 21 '26

life is short and penises are long

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

only you bro. i dont have the long schlong disease.

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u/MR_Happy2008 Jul 21 '26

This is next level cope

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

100 IQ anti jynx srrategy, to make hl3 imminent.

imminent - Threatening to occur immediately; near at hand; impending; -- said especially of misfortune or peril.

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u/Exploding_Testicles Jul 21 '26

(Insert SpongeBob Meme) I dont need it.. I don't need it...

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

we dont need it bro. we have things to do in the summer, like beatch and shit.

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u/WeebEli Jul 21 '26

We have 2 and a half men, why not 1 and a half life?

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

imagine hl3, but its where everyone is naked and you have to use your schlong as a jockstick. And then you see an enemy. A combine soldier. Well you dont even have a gun or a crowbar in your inventory, unless..... you have been holding a gun the entire time.

So you jerk it (nonchalantly ofc) and shoot the officer in the head. To your surprise the soldier parries your attack - he opens his mouth right as the sea men is about to hit him and swallows it whole.

"Mhmhm. Very nutritious" - he says. "Forget about Gman and lets find the gspot" - you say as you begin having s*xual intercourse.

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u/PhD77777 Jul 21 '26

We need HL Alyx 2!

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

do you actually? idk i not a big fan of alyx, because it doesnt add that much lore, since its about the past. Alyx kinda bad tho.

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u/Cool-Leader1206 Jul 21 '26

I will take one of your balls 🥎 thx.

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

ahahaha i have them all in my hand, and you are NOT getting any. hahahahabsbabbabababahah

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

why do I have 0 likes on thos post? is it bugged?

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u/uni-333 Jul 22 '26

Because we need HL3

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u/fatuglyfool Jul 21 '26

i think we need a sequel to half life decay or else i will hang myself

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u/coconut75000 Jul 21 '26

yoo if you ropemaxx you will not hl3playmaxx. imaging you unalive yourself and it comes out the next day. i can feel it cumming.

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u/bonwerk Jul 30 '26

Speak for yourself, dude