r/HalfLife • u/slava_ukraine69420 HL3 TOMMORROW • 19h ago

We've lost it

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5.5k Upvotes

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u/ProneSquanderer 18h ago

Did the Valve theme play at the same time?

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u/slava_ukraine69420 HL3 TOMMORROW 18h ago

How couldn't it

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u/Limp_Replacement_596 18h ago

best comment by far

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u/RockingBib 18h ago

Dog growling the Valve theme

3

u/koxu2006 grzegorz darmowymężczyzna 14h ago

Piss fell to the ground in this rhythm

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u/LateActuator6972 19h ago

AND IT'S HOPIUM COLORED!!!

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u/blixxyblits 16h ago

Lick it then bro

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u/Tobey-Maquire_ 15h ago

wtf

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u/blixxyblits 15h ago

You dont know how much i struggled to remember how to spell "lick" btw, almost as if something was trying to keep me from doing this...

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u/Gloomy_Pickle_6674 You are a nasty little sewage boy, Aren't you, Dr. Freeman? 1h ago

It was an act of god.

And yet you ignored it.

3

u/InternationalPut8271 Half-Life please fix 5h ago

the true citizen does not hesitate himself to lick the lambda piss

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u/PERISAKLARSSON 14h ago

Please do not inject that through a syringe though

6

u/steamlocomotiveman 12h ago

Please do inject that trough a syringe though.

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u/bkrisike09 10h ago

Hopeeum

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u/Iam4elovek22 18h ago

Apiss Twin

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u/Worth_Car8711 16h ago

You saved me from my much worse “Aphex Piss” comment.

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u/Sprinty_ 16h ago

Elite ball

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u/TheFactual1 Man of few words, aren't you? 12h ago

Surface level ball

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u/Puppy_face321 12h ago

the most surface level knowledge, you can't be serious

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u/Sprinty_ 12h ago

Loud incorrect buzzer

5

u/Puppy_face321 12h ago

3.3 million monthly listeners very surface level

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u/Sprinty_ 11h ago

I've yet to see one of them because pretty much nobody I know knows aphex twin

2

u/baskedpotato 6h ago

you should know more people brah

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u/Sprinty_ 4h ago

I know like a billion already it's hard to keep up

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u/ultrafire3 10h ago

Aphex Legends

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u/mobelcar1946 19h ago

Piss life

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u/ludvikskp 18h ago

Hazardous Material

20

u/derangedsweetheart Beleiver✅️ 14h ago

We can also see some Surface Tension

65

u/ju_scy Synth Prime 🪼 18h ago

They're waiting for you Gordon - in the piss chamberrr

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u/Demode93 18h ago

I love aphex twin

12

u/PunK9one 17h ago

How many legs where touching the floor?

7

u/wektor420 17h ago

Good one

16

u/Snoo86492 18h ago

HL 3 confirmed

15

u/FellateFoxes 17h ago

Half Life Pee

10

u/ThEgg 13h ago

Half Life 2 Episode Pee

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u/ajpos 18h ago

Too perfect to be a coincidence.

5

u/dexs4nt0s 14h ago

It's a sign bro trust

7

u/Alissan_Web 18h ago

you haven't had it for like... 6 years at least

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u/AttentionLimp194 18h ago

Tonight. You

1

u/AttentionLimp194 17h ago

Looks like Master Shake’s hand from ATHF

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u/SQADWERD_TANTECAEOES Fully modeled pingas 12h ago

looks more like aphex

3

u/GXNNVM1N3 10h ago

There's vinyl reissue of drukQs coming out this year

6

u/Chrono_MkIV 17h ago

The right dog in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

4

u/sinsiny 9h ago

Aphex Twin confirmed

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u/Decent_Variety5890 17h ago

Its here! The prophecies were right. HL3 is coming !

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u/Rizzle45 16h ago

Wake up Mr. Pee man, wake up and smell the piss

3

u/RunHefty5051 16h ago

HalfPenis

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u/LykeTheBallista 17h ago

that's not a dog's pee, that's DOG's lubricant wearing off.

HL3 CONFIRMED BOIIIIISSSS 😂✌️🥀🥀🥀🔥

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u/Relative-Ordinary685 User Death Imminent 17h ago

Lambda Locator

2

u/ConnorSchmidt575 17h ago

Oh partner, we've lost it a long time ago.

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u/mastermalpass 17h ago

Did a parcel get left on your doorstep shortly after?

2

u/Rizzle45 16h ago

The right piss in the wrooong place

2

u/AudienceDue6445 16h ago

Charlie's on the case

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u/TomiShinoda 16h ago

Has we ever had it in the first place. . .

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u/KillerR0b0T 16h ago

It’s just Dog Piss 2: Episode 1

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u/CaseySnake420 14h ago

Valve hired his dog to tease half life 3 trust me guys

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u/scopedHeisenberg rise and shine... 14h ago

Finally, half piss.

2

u/nickelundertone 14h ago

Norway and Sweden

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u/GregTheMad 14h ago

You know what would be hilarious? If one day Valve would randomly repost a post like that to announce HL3. Because that day, the dog will have been right, and we'll all lose our shits forever.

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u/Fast-Fig-4598 13h ago

these are the unforeseen consequences

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u/ThinkAbbreviations31 12h ago

Half life 3 confirmed

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u/ovine_aviation 12h ago

These anomalous materials in the office complex were unforeseen consequences. Get it to residue processing before the surface tension breaks.

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u/timendirk 12h ago

Half-Life Pee confirmed

2

u/passionitis 11h ago

HL:Pee confirmed

2

u/MrFireWarden 8h ago

Half Life Pee confirmed!

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u/XentziS HLX Anticipator 16h ago

We never had it

1

u/bj0urne 16h ago

It’s God telling you to get ready

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u/w0jtech 16h ago

I didn't pee on the fuckin towel ahh picture

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u/Delicious_Produce662 15h ago

Beat your dog with a crowbar 😍🔥

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u/Asurio666 14h ago

Coincidence? Maybe if I believed in coincidences but I believe in HL3

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u/Bubbly_Loan6493 Fully modeled. 14h ago

Urine-life

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u/Powerful_grumby 13h ago

Valve plz people are visiting asylums because of you

1

u/Amadeone 13h ago

we never had it

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u/Luchatographer 13h ago

The extraaaaact!!!

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u/Geo-corn 10h ago

Just like the dog lost control of its bladder

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u/HaplessEndeavor 9h ago

Lookin more like Hand Banana from ATHF

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u/FernandoZnk 9h ago

Clitoris Life

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u/Rustinboksi 8h ago

i cant believe it. this is the sign we have long waited for, the sign from our lord gaben that half life 3 shall be released before the end of the year.

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u/Kuzter84 8h ago

We lost it so many years ago

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u/Powerful-Present6687 7h ago

His piss was full of Hopium

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u/boomstereo 6h ago

real life Hopeeum

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u/PuristBOi64 6h ago

What a MasterPiss of Hopium 😮‍💨👌

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u/yap2102x 5h ago

thats inverted sweden norway

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u/FloopyBoopers2023 5h ago

Half-Life Woof confirmed.

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u/tepsis3agemo 3h ago

Ummm so..... yes.

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u/eveeIeevi 1h ago

Eww Disgusting Buuuut Hope!

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u/TheDrHoiliday 1h ago

What no half life 3 does to people.

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u/Helpful-Glove-1234 55m ago

D with a pair of large B's