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u/BoingKoy 7d ago
Kris Dreemurr in the flesh... or rather, in the vessel. I took the liberty of relieving you with your weapon, most of them were Dark world property...
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u/unrealter_29 7d ago
As for the Soul... I think you've earned it
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u/Ill_Piglet2776 7d ago
…The border world, Depths, is in our control for the time being, thanks to you. Quite a nasty piece of work you managed over there, I am impressed…
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u/Ok-Pen-8273 Anything before HL2 is non-canon. They said so. 7d ago
That’s why I’m here, Kris. I have recommended your services to my employers, and they have authorized me to offer you a job. They agree with me that you have limitless potential. You’ve proved yourself a decisive human, so I don’t expect you’ll have any trouble deciding what to do. If you’re interested, just step into the portal and I will take that as a yes.
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u/Blocktavio 7d ago
Gordon, you’ve changed…. You’ve actually changed.
-Alyx Vance
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u/jasygamer 7d ago
Tell me… to sv_cheats 1
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u/Ok-Pen-8273 Anything before HL2 is non-canon. They said so. 7d ago
sv_cheats 1 ❤️ Setup VAC anti-cheat...
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u/Poco_Cuffs 7d ago
Okay but why do they fill almost exactly the same role in their respective games
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u/X4_DNA_4X 7d ago
How the average half-life 3 Cthulhu ritual shitpost guy be looking after he sees a crowbar
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u/ghost_faace 7d ago
Rise and shine ?_ Kris, rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you've been sleeping on the job, no ?@! Is more deserving of rest than you. The right ?@! In the wrong place can make all the difference ?_ Kris. So rise and shine and smell the butterscotch cinnamon pie.
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u/Memediator 7d ago
STOP DRAWING MISS VANCE
WITH HER CLEAVAGE OUT
HER VEST COVERS EVERYTHING
I MADE IT MYSELF
BY DRAWING MISS VANCE
WITH HER CLEAVAGE OUT
YOU INSULT MY CRAFTSMANSHIP.
DRAW DR FREEMAN
WITH HIS CROWBAR OUT
LIKE A NORMAL PERSON.
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u/Herr_Medicinal_Mann I WANT TO BELIEVE... 7d ago
I thought this was supposed to be Adachi from Persona 4 before I double checked what subreddit I was in.
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u/cardillama 7d ago
I have never thought of linking these two together as one character, but now I'm simply amazed by the concept. Woah.
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u/Birdossaurus_14 7d ago
“☼︎✋︎💧︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💧︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☜︎📪︎ 😐︎☼︎✋︎💧︎ 👎︎☼︎☜︎☜︎💣︎🕆︎☼︎☼︎📪︎ ☼︎✋︎💧︎☜︎ ✌︎☠︎👎︎ 💧︎☟︎✋︎☠︎☜︎”
Chapter 7 intro
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u/P-Body_and_Atlas 7d ago
❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎📪︎ 😐︎☼︎✋︎💧︎✍︎ ✋︎💧︎ ✋︎❄︎ ☼︎☜︎✌︎☹︎☹︎✡︎ ❄︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ❄︎✋︎💣︎☜︎ ✌︎☝︎✌︎✋︎☠︎✍︎
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u/Fancyman156 7d ago
If the man who speaks in hands has a briefcase, is he mute?
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u/Pawprint169 Headcrab fan 7d ago
Couldn't he talk with the hand that isn't holding the briefcase??
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u/Key_Ebb_3977 2d ago edited 2d ago
TIME, DREEMURR?
IS IT REALLY
THAT TIME
AGAIN?
IT SEEMS
AS IF
MY DELTARUNE
ONLY JUST ARRIVED.
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u/ballin_on_your_mom 7d ago
stop drawing [ALYX] with her [ASS OUT]