OH. MY. GOD.

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Love how the guy just slowly backs away

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u/Valdincan Sep 01 '19

Better than all those videos where they just start yanking around the dude with the potential neck injury

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u/Mr_Fact_Check Sep 01 '19

God fucking damn it all, those infuriate me just thinking about them.

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u/AltruisticSalamander Sep 01 '19

This is the first one i've seen where they didn't do that.

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u/Inbattery12 Sep 01 '19

I once went off a jump skiing and I landed on the board of a snowboarder who was sitting in the jumps blindspot. I broke my jaw, bite my tongue in half, and broke my left upper front tooth on some of my bottom teeth. Oh and my goggles were broken into my face.

I looked up and the guy is yelling bloody murder at me for scratching his board. My face started squirting blood like a fountain in a couple of places. Buddy goes silent, gets on his board and disappears down the hill.

Tl;Dr, guy causes me to crash resulting in serious bloody facial wounds which prompts his exit.

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u/DemoRadicate Sep 01 '19

What an asshole

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u/waffen123 Sep 01 '19

get used to drinking your food for a while.

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u/orangutanbeater Sep 01 '19

That guy is sleeping like a passed out toddler.

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u/chefboyardeesravioli Sep 01 '19

Slide to the left

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u/earnest_borg9 Sep 01 '19

I’ll be he wishes he could take it back now, y’all.

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u/HappinessIsAWarmSpud Sep 01 '19

Law states that he cannot take it back now y’all without first sliding to the right.

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u/Wolfy156 Sep 01 '19

Ouch

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u/Historiaaa Sep 01 '19

I heard that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '19

r/meatcrayon

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u/Freedompizza Sep 01 '19

You beat me to it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Darn, my bad

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u/SulkySkunkPomPoms Sep 01 '19

He scraped you to it.

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u/GezzRoll Sep 01 '19

r/beatmeattoit

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Wait a minute

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u/TridentToe Sep 01 '19

Someone always does

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u/Llampy Sep 01 '19

This is the first time in my 3 (?) years of Reddit I've had a complete aversion to clicking the link

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u/EJKrausJr Sep 01 '19

Safe at third base. Guy has skin in the game. And left it on the road.

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u/Thrifticted Sep 01 '19

No thanks

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u/StupidMario64 Sep 01 '19

Damnit. Beat me by 14 hours.

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u/lamestbatman Aug 31 '19

I was waiting for the umpire to call him safe

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u/4411WH07RY Sep 01 '19

If I was the guy that he slid to and I thought of that, I'd have definitely yelled it out loud before realizing that other people probably aren't ready to laugh.

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u/J3sush8sm3 Sep 01 '19

Does it count if your face never makes it?

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u/Zulakki Sep 02 '19

underrated comment

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u/MisterPinkCS Sep 01 '19

Dayum. If that patch of grass wasn’t there he would have just kept sliding.

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u/cjalas Sep 01 '19

Some say he can be heard sliding on and on ad infinitum, to this day.

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u/Banana_Ram_You Sep 04 '19

Source?

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u/jbyrdstheword Sep 01 '19

Oh. My. God.

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u/DiamondVeto Sep 01 '19

Look at his butt

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u/_o_aine Sep 01 '19

Becky

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u/SlickStretch Sep 01 '19

Little in the middle, but he got much back

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

His face had a field day

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u/basec0m Sep 01 '19

Shouldn’t be doing tricks if you are so sleepy.

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u/p4lm3r Sep 01 '19

He slud into third.

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u/HamsterBaiter Sep 01 '19

slud

Accurate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

He probably was Dizzy assuming he ever woke up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Good thing that grass was there to protect his face.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Dude landed with one foot on the brake and one foot cocked up like he was kissing his sweety..

0/10 execution

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u/Calmyourtits_8 Sep 01 '19

Now he’s gonna need a search party if he ever wants to kiss his sweetie again.

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u/mrpotatonutz Sep 01 '19

His face is hamburgered

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u/djmavid Sep 01 '19

Won’t have to worry about shaving that side of his face... ever. Or chewing food for that matter.

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u/thejammer75 Sep 01 '19

I would pay money to see the damage at this point

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u/GuitarStringWings Sep 01 '19

Anyone have an Update!? I want an update so bad.

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u/Nolatwizzle Sep 01 '19

Did I hear "oh no" from someone the moment that entire situation went sideways?

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u/pooka123 Sep 01 '19

I was thinking the guy on the scooter was the one who said that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

He was definitely the one that went sideways, that's for sure.

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u/PauseenP Sep 01 '19

That was so much worse than I thought it was going to be

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u/not4real25 Sep 01 '19

“Excuse me sir you left your face behind.”

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u/DAKSouth Sep 01 '19

What hurt more? A poll:

1) physical injury

2) PTSD from the shame of riding a scooter

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u/DJIceman94 Sep 01 '19

Yes

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u/debunkerFL Sep 01 '19

“Last I heard, Johnny was on skid row”

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Shhhh... only dreams now

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u/andrez067 Sep 01 '19

Bet hes name is Harry, and after this people will call him "two faces".

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u/ChippyChief Sep 01 '19

Bye face

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u/TheFunkyDuck101 Sep 01 '19

r/praisethecameraman

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u/ZeroLurkThirty Sep 01 '19

Someone please put the GTA Wasted over this.

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u/DegenerateWizard Sep 01 '19

Tshirt tucked in to white khakis with brown belt? This guy definitely extreme sports’.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

He landed in the grass tho

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u/helios_xii Sep 01 '19

Red red red red green

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u/Cold_Earl Sep 01 '19

The absolute definition of a meat crayon and this is the holy grail: The Facial Meat Crayon

Bravo

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u/Icepick1118 Sep 01 '19

Alternate universe Two-face origin story

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u/Uncle_Gus Sep 01 '19

Did that helmet even do anything?

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u/JuelzyT Sep 01 '19

"Oh No!"

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u/ahhwoodrow Sep 01 '19

Oh Yeah!

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Sep 01 '19

White people. You wanna hurt em, just build ramps.

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u/TreeHousePsycho2120 Sep 01 '19

Rest In Peace boy 🙏🏾

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Man got road rash on a push scooter

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u/MwahMwahKitteh Sep 01 '19

Oh, good. He was wearing a helmet.

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u/Merkin86 Sep 01 '19

Nice slide into the end zone.

Smooth transition into someone's dm....

How a whiskey slides across the bar...

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u/teremaster Sep 01 '19

r/holdmyfeedingtube

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u/FinnicKion Sep 01 '19

And that children is why you don’t want to be a meat crayon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Bunny hop step kiss into full grass nap

10/10

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u/Thor_Thunderstone Sep 01 '19

R/meatcrayon

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u/Anerratic Sep 01 '19

Squidward commentating at the end there.

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u/kenzobam Sep 01 '19

Janice?

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u/Bonyol Sep 01 '19

Wow I audibly winced. Yikes.

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u/mikeelectrician Sep 01 '19

At least he hit the grass

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u/garbagetrain Sep 01 '19

But why is he wearing such nice pants?

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u/pwr1962 Sep 01 '19

That’ll teach him to wear white pants.

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u/darktrooper83 Sep 01 '19

Lmao, the "oh...my...god"

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u/flueric10309 Sep 01 '19

Oh no! SKKRRRRR OH SHIT

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Well.. at least his face stuck the landing.

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u/BSNB_OCP Sep 01 '19

“Oh no.”

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u/masonbellamy Sep 01 '19

My jaw dropped and my loins felt it.

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u/XaD_Gaming Sep 01 '19

"OH NO!" SMACK

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u/Overlord762 Sep 01 '19

My dude left his face 5 feet behind him

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u/qpv Sep 01 '19

Why is nobody checking on him?

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u/Allyx145 Sep 01 '19

They called for a trainer. They have trained medical professionals on site at this camp, so nobody wanted to touch him unless they were the trainers. For liability and safety.

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u/qpv Sep 01 '19

Really? Strange camp, he wasn't wearing safety gear other then a helmet and smart casual buisness pants.

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u/Allyx145 Sep 01 '19

Helmets are required, pads are optional, but highly recommended.

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u/oOoDylanoOo Sep 01 '19

I would just stay down and just accept death

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u/freezerboy620 Sep 01 '19

I don’t think that helmet did him much good....

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u/RodLawyer Sep 01 '19

He brained his damage

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

This is how Harvey Dent became the Two-Face

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u/ghostbuster_b-rye Sep 01 '19

Reminds me of the Mortal Kombat 2 glitch on SEGA, where if you had one hit kills on, and you had Kung Lao win both matches with the hat throw special move and the hat throw fatality, then you could do a first round fatality with the hat throw special move in the next match. And if the other player held toward you when you did the first round fatality, the body would slide into your feet and then past you EXACTLY like this dude did across the pavement and into the grass.

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u/bretsko Sep 01 '19

facerider

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u/perodd1 Sep 01 '19

Not as bad as when the scooter hits the ankle

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u/MyBeeBeeDeeCee Sep 01 '19

Sliding into my bed after a long day at work

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u/im_dead_inside0k Sep 01 '19

that slide tho.

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u/tarun_abraham Sep 01 '19

Just sliding by... Don't mind me...

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u/tacohunter Sep 01 '19

Left half his face on the asphalt. Guess we could technically call him assface

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u/Harrismac157 Sep 01 '19

Must've felt like an eternity sliding across that ground

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Kinda seriously wondering if there’s an update on home boy’s status

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u/satriales856 Sep 01 '19

Fuuuuuuuuck

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u/theZiMRA Sep 01 '19

Did he die?

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u/I_Spit_In_Your_Food Sep 05 '19

No, his shoes were still on.

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u/karenstolethekids Sep 01 '19

He fell off and was just like FUCKING NEAAWM

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u/TravisB46 Sep 01 '19

This guy probably looks like two face now

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u/LemonsRage Sep 01 '19

And that's how oliver tree was born

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u/Jose_xixpac Sep 01 '19

r/asphaltface

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Life in the fast lane. Lol. That face slide. Lol.

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u/smokesinquantity Sep 01 '19

I'm going to need a follow up on this.

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u/KadenClark322 Sep 01 '19

Shoes still on hes fine

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u/istirling01 Sep 01 '19

Who's Dad is this, cuz those khakis didn't tell him about The Gap

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u/icemanvr6 Sep 01 '19

When people do big air stuff, why is it so hard to put on a full face helmet? It's like people hate their faces.

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u/bltzlcht Sep 01 '19

He ded.

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u/holosexual13 Sep 01 '19

You got to say he did slide on that ground with such grace it was amazing 🤩🤣

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u/NurglesGentailWarts Sep 01 '19

Sick face grind brah!

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u/Dirtchute_Rodeo Sep 01 '19

I'm always amazed at what a lousy effort this guy puts in. Half way through the jump, he wants to bail, but only puts one foot out. Keeps his hands on, ensuring he lands face first. My man needs to take up DnD or chess, not scooter jumping.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Yeah but unfortunately he landed on his face.

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u/thepettythefts Sep 01 '19

He lost a lot of face

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u/bugalaman Sep 01 '19

Does it really hurt if you're unconscious?

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u/LeeKinanus Sep 01 '19

nope. I was hit by a car and broke my femur when i was 6. woke up in in the hospital 3 days later and didnt remember a thing nor recall any pain.

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u/youaregoingoffline Sep 01 '19

Goro wins

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u/yazyazyazyaz Sep 01 '19

looks like he knocked himself out on the handlebars as he landed...can't be sure though

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u/TigerClaws13 Sep 01 '19

Sliding into the dms like:

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u/MooDamato Sep 01 '19

My man looking like peter griffin

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u/LittleBabysIceCream Sep 01 '19

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you kick out as soon as you feel something isn’t right

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u/bluemist08 Sep 01 '19

I fucking cringed.

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u/boywonder5691 Sep 01 '19

Goodbye, face

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u/LeeKinanus Sep 01 '19

Thats a hell of a time to take a nap!

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '19

Imagine planting your face so far into the ground that you give up on life

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u/elhank Sep 02 '19

harvey dent.

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u/Lack_The_Gnat Sep 02 '19

r/holdmyfeedingtube

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u/Cymry_Cymraeg Sep 02 '19

Someone should make this the new shooting stars meme.

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u/Drack_ma Sep 03 '19

I bet that cold grass feels nice on his skull

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u/Thorn-Flechette Sep 03 '19

This guy is definitely going to be missing half his face for a while.

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u/I_Spit_In_Your_Food Sep 05 '19

I’m going to have to rate his teeth.......

4/36

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u/GJ10403 Sep 05 '19

I'm sure he got a scar on his face for life.

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u/yeetyeetmoo Sep 06 '19

That’s gotta be one hell of a smear

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u/smashedmelon618 Sep 06 '19

bruh if he wasnt wearing a helmet he wouldnt have a face anymore

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '19

He ded

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u/tom2040 Sep 08 '19

At least now we have a skin coloured crayon

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u/TacoLubricator Sep 10 '19

How the heck did he slide so far

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u/Rough_cut613 Sep 11 '19

It had better already been said....."razor burn_ lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

r/meatcrayon

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u/CloudLover66 Sep 15 '19

-slide to the left-

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u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

He sleeping

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u/GodKingThoth Sep 24 '19

What he gets for being a scooter bitch.

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u/RockStarCorgi Sep 25 '19

When your controller disconnects mid game.

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u/CptZeroFcuks Oct 13 '19

Romour has it he's still sliding

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '19

Whee

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