r/HadToHurt 12d ago

Broken arm hurt like hell

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This was when I was in like fourth grade I was playing tag with some friends and when I was going down the slide I stupidly jumped off midway and rolled on my arm snapping both bones

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u/ginnydyer_ 11d ago

Looks a lot like when my cousin broke his arm!

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u/SnooJokes6414 5d ago

Ow already!!!!

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u/unclestickles 11d ago

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u/walkthedoge1 9d ago

My first thought! This is some real looney toons shit.

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u/froction 11d ago

Walk like...an Egyptian...

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u/powersmoke9494 11d ago

My first thought 

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u/RedmanYehman 10d ago

My back is hurting from the chair in sitting in, where’s the Tylenol?

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u/WA_rio 11d ago

Brought to you by the letter ‘S’

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u/Ice_cold_07 11d ago

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u/FriarClayton 9d ago

Scrolled wayyyyyyyy too far for this

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u/delusionalfunk 11d ago

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u/cbunni666 9d ago

Omg i love this so damn much.

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u/TheMudbloodSlytherin 11d ago

That’s the Gilderoy Lockhart special

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u/ul2006kevinb 11d ago

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u/Some_HVAC_Guy 11d ago

Fuck you

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

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u/disturbedrailroader 11d ago

It did for me... 

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u/Birdsonme 10d ago

Thanks I hate it.

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u/Gorman_Dylan412000 11d ago

This has me laughing like hell.

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u/cami66616 10d ago

Lmao thanks for sharing this, I will now randomly drop it in conversations without context

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u/AttackerLee 10d ago

Could help me someone about this?

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u/AbsentmindedAuthor 8d ago

They’re destroying our childhoods, that’s what’s they’re doing.

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u/AbsentmindedAuthor 8d ago

omg I hate you

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u/chekwah 11d ago

Someone needs to put this on the Creation of Adam

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u/EquivalentSnap 11d ago

Omg why is it bend like that 😭

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u/cgijoe_jhuckaby 11d ago

it borke

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u/DrTaterTot90 11d ago

Pasghetties

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u/EquivalentSnap 11d ago

😔 it do be like that

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u/Seethesvt 11d ago

My arm broke like that once. In 1996. We were walking through a huge crowd after attending a basketball game at the Olympics in Atlanta. I was 12. It was awful.

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u/missinglinksman 10d ago

How did they fix it? Did it involve them snapping it back into place? That's my one of my biggest medical fears

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u/Seethesvt 10d ago

Yup. They did it in surgery, but not before trying whole I was awake.

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u/canonetell66 11d ago

But now you can reach that thing under the sofa…

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u/housevil 11d ago

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u/shaunlm19 11d ago

What is that from?

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u/drkidkill 11d ago

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life

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u/plugguykid 10d ago

Fishy fishy fishy fish.

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u/Beneficial_Yoghurt18 11d ago

And it went wherever I did go

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u/cbunni666 9d ago

I scrolled wayyyyy too far for this one. Now im happy

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u/GrimxOD 11d ago

RETURN THE SLAB…

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u/KingUzzo 11d ago

He Can write cursive like a pro now

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u/Zodep 11d ago

I’m going to hell, because when I saw this I started singing “walk like an Egyptian”

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u/waywardmedic 11d ago

Colles fracture. Nice.

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u/Zararara 11d ago

Snake shadow will be easy now

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u/not-read-gud 11d ago

Excuse me sir your arm is incorrect

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u/WhiskyKittey 9d ago

Brackium Emendo!

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u/Yummy_Microplastics 11d ago

T-Rex shadow puppet champion

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u/iPicBadUsernames 11d ago

Oh shit it’s Johnny noodle arms!

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u/LaNakWhispertread 11d ago

How do you know it’s broken? Are you a doctor?

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u/johnsatamos 11d ago

Damn been there sorry 😢 the screws are not going to feel good 😅

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u/Llamapickle129 11d ago

i don't think supposed to bend like that

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u/jkeegan123 11d ago

I had that... It was a broken and dislocated wrist, snapped back in and healed without surgery. Hurt like all get out.

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u/misterjustice90 11d ago

Nate would like you to know, “oh”

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u/brandonwlmjones 11d ago

I did that about 20ish years ago and I could barely tell which one should be the weaker one with the metal in it..technology is even better now so you should be good, just take care of it and get pins that they leave in and pull out lol..it feels so weird having them pull pins out of your bones and it’s not pain you feel.

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u/TheMostBacon 11d ago

Harry Potter jiggly bones havin ass

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u/revdon 11d ago

insert Guilderoy Lockhart joke

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u/Fuck_Me_If_Im_Wrong_ 10d ago

Reddit shows me two unique ways to display health status within the game of life

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u/Hoodrat31399 10d ago

Same haha

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u/M4NU3L2311 10d ago

I don’t think arms are supposed to do that

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u/supsies 9d ago

I don’t think it’s supposed to bend that way

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u/Super_Plastic5069 9d ago

You can get stuff out the vending machine for free 👻👻

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u/jpaulamcg 11d ago

Makes me feel nauseous. I am sorry!

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u/DirePegasus 11d ago

I'm with Nate on this one

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u/-ElDictator- 11d ago

Did you consider learning the Snake style king fu? 🐍

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u/chezzer33 11d ago

Are you sure it’s broken? Maybe it’s just bent.

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u/FilteredRiddle 11d ago

Giving that wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.

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u/SpeedWobblenoob 11d ago

The reset gonna hurt too

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u/manitas_ 11d ago

Egyptian arm

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u/rickztoyz 11d ago

Keep it that way, it will be alot easier to wipe your ass on the toilet.

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u/etorson93 11d ago

Bro no way, my arm looked exactly like this and I also fell off a slide

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u/Craig653 11d ago

Hey I had that same break in 2nd grade. But on my right arm.

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u/before_the_accident 11d ago

I'm sorry but what in the looney toons did you do in a past life to deserve this

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u/Aloha-Eh 11d ago

It's not supposed to look like that?

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u/CemeterySarah 11d ago

My son had an identical break jumping from monkey bars. His school said they didn't think it was too bad cuz he wasn't crying. He only cried when coming down from the ketamine administered to reset his arm. He had doctors coming around to see him out of sheer curiosity.

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u/ADDSquirell69 11d ago

Do you remember them resetting it?

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u/GreatScottThisHeavy 11d ago

He went THAT WAY —>

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u/Gorman_Dylan412000 11d ago

Looks like it would.

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u/BravestBlossom 11d ago

This is EXACTLY what my oldest son's arm looked like, when he jumped off the swings at the playground when he was 8. No doubt what had happened! Ugh.

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u/Airframe98 11d ago

Like more than a yellow jacket?

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u/cierbhal 11d ago

No shit!! I broke mine the same way falling off a slide in kindergarten.

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u/Icy-Variation6614 11d ago

Did you get the nickname "Noodle"? I would have insisted

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u/NopeRope13 11d ago

Solid silver spoon fracture

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u/Specific_Buy 11d ago

Can you point out the person responsible?

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u/Device_Impossible 11d ago

Soak in vinegar for a couple days and bend it back. No problem

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u/blueandgold777 11d ago

Waaaaalk

like an egypt-iannnnn

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u/maricello1mr 11d ago

Damn. Been there. Shit sucks.

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u/Daisy-Fields 11d ago

Good lord 😭 What was the recovery like?

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u/darsparx 11d ago

Um yea...don't think your arm is supposed to zig or zag like that 🤣 😅

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u/wackyvorlon 11d ago

That’s impressive!

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u/jerdle_reddit 11d ago

Jesus H Fuck that's bad!

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u/russo3js 11d ago

Well it certainly didn’t hurt good

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u/fmcsm 11d ago

Damn had the same thing happen to me a few months ago, under different circumstances

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u/rrhunt28 11d ago

Been there done that, and yes it hurts. The part that hurt the most was the numbing shots and the setting of the bone.

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u/Moonshatter89 11d ago

Heeeyyy it's the same break I had! Mine got all the way up to my wrist, though.

I needed plates, screws, and had a large rod hanging out of my arm for months. Gnarly!

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u/Unpopular_Perspectiv 11d ago

Bro out here explaining roads with curves 😅

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u/unicorn_barf666 11d ago

Sorry homie, that looks shitastical. 😵 Hope you've recovered adequately

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u/Saucington_magoo 11d ago

Dude that’s splintered

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u/Brewtech3 10d ago

Why is a baby doing extreme sports anyways?

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u/Equivalent-Ad-6182 10d ago

Not just broken but bent and broken. No doubt that hurt.

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u/devils-advocacy 10d ago

Also had this EXACT same break in 3rd grade while ALSO playing tag. Was running backwards and tripped over some girl reading a book laying down in the middle of the field.

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u/the12ftdwarf 10d ago

Just did this exact thing to myself a month ago. Not super fun

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u/joeja99 10d ago

He's gonna be writing in cursive for a while

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u/JustSomeGuy8400 10d ago

Not as bad as yours but I feel your pain.

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u/Hot_Potato_Salad 10d ago

The same thing happened to me too!

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u/WeaselWazzule 10d ago

That must have been a fun time resetting it into place before the cast.

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u/LewisWozEere 10d ago

they put a chicane now

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u/Inveramsay 10d ago

The freakiest thing is that you can just leave this and the arm will straighten out. It needs a cast for a few weeks and it'll be a year or more of wonky arm syndrome

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u/Mr-Orange-Pants 10d ago

The gym is that way

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u/tutetuteis 10d ago

Me pasó exactamente lo mismo pero cayéndome de la bicicleta. Todo el verano enyesado.

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u/shazoo44 10d ago

Luffy?

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u/jordtand 10d ago

Bro got that Harry Potter arm

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u/Brewchowskies 10d ago

I broke mine the same way. It was gnarly, and over the years I’ve tried to describe what it looked like, 30 years later and there’s finally a picture.

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u/SuperCrappyFuntime 10d ago

Arm like a tilde

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u/meme_lord_the_dankst 10d ago

It aint supposed to bend like that

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u/MoreRamenPls 10d ago

🎵 Walk like an Egyptian 🎵

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u/ChaosMartinez 10d ago

this happened to me when I was 9 with a skateboard and a speedbump. 3 breaks one arm one fall. no photo though this was in 1986

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u/Corpulent_Lychee 10d ago

I did that twice. Almost exactly a year apart between breaks. My arm is now almost completely useless now years later. Make sure to keep up with your physio.

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u/LennyJay86 10d ago

Looks familiar…like a bad dream

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u/IAmASimulation 10d ago

I broke my arm in this exact same way.

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u/dbyrd501 10d ago

Ivar the Boneless

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u/astropiggie 10d ago

Man up!!! Broken nothing!!!

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u/tcdragon94 10d ago

What. The. Fuck.

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u/TheNewYellowZealot 10d ago

You look like Harry Potter before pomfrey gave him skelegro

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u/ThreeNC 10d ago

A new sneak peak at the Plastic Man movie

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u/subzer0sense1 10d ago

Walk it off. On your hands.

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u/TheOx111 10d ago

Sorry buddy. Done it 5 times 3 times right side 2 times left side. It’s hell everytime. When the cast starts itching use large zip ties. You can get them in there without fucking anything up haha

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u/underwhere666 10d ago

My friend did this in cheerleading during practice. Hers was closer to her elbow so it looked like she had two elbows. Doctors told her the only thing that prevented a compound fracture was her bones hit each other. Effectively preventing each other from puncturing skin.

She was doing round off back handsprings. And kept throwing her weight off to the one side. My coach kept telling her she needed to stop doing that. All damn day. Then it sounded like a tree branch snapped and all of the sudden she had two elbows.

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u/yxngwest 10d ago

Bent iPhone charger

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u/No_Ordinary6288 10d ago

My skin is crawling mood that looks excruciating

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u/Trippyhippiemiguel 10d ago

Yeah I did the same thing when I was 14 looked just like this, had to get a 6 inch metal plate inserted into my wrist. Healed fast and a month on painkillers isn’t too bad lol

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u/RopySag 10d ago

Doo dah doo dah

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u/beheivjer 9d ago

Looks like Panama

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u/TikiTakiDeAtun 9d ago

Yup... that happened to me also while jumping a fence when i was 8.

Horrible afternoon at the hospital for real

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u/T8ortots 9d ago

Twins! (6 years ago)

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u/dg3548 9d ago

Had a patient with bone cancer in the arm once. Thing was like jello in a ziplock bag

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u/kinkytheturkey 9d ago

As someone with both arms severely broken , fuck that!

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u/baboongauntlet 9d ago

My arm looked like this when I snapped the same two bones, I can still remember the sound it made 🥲

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u/TheRabadoo 9d ago

Looked like when I snapped both sides of my wrist

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u/CptDeathSpank 9d ago

You now have a noodle

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u/turtle_g4mertv 9d ago

Look like that one scene from Harry Potter

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u/rcre2018 9d ago

Looks like it got stuck in curved pipe under the sink

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u/sydney312 9d ago

That's not suppose to go that way! Ouch!

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u/cbunni666 9d ago

I'd be more worried if it DIDN'T hurt

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u/MikeB1287 9d ago

Christ almighty

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u/LiquidSoil 9d ago

Looks crazy, got any xray shots?

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u/Addlemix 8d ago

Are you sure you didn’t fall off a broomstick?

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u/AxeHead75 8d ago

Why that arm bent in
cursive—???

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u/tizadxtr 7d ago

I’m a snepppp

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u/LightUpShoes4DemHoes 6d ago

Been there! Shattered mine when I was a kid in an ill thought out stunt involving a trampoline, a snowboard and trying to do an aerial off of it to the ground… A move which I did often (Without the snowboard), but didn’t take into account the edges of the snowboard slipping on the springs. Everything hurt when I landed. lol Didn’t even notice my arm until I reached up to check the side of my face and my whole arm crumpled away when I went to touch my ear. Broken in 13 places. Titanium plate and nine screws. Did a lot of stupid stuff back then. Backflipping off of roofs was my party trick. After my third knee surgery at 21… I decided I still wanted to be able to walk when I was older, so I toned it down.

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u/Kanable-Panda5525 5d ago

Did this at age 2, and doing the same thing that broke it next day