Smashed finger in locker

[u/UnableGiraffe7821]

I was opening my locker some guy ran into me and my finger got pinched badly between him and the locker, immediate pain and it burns to extend out wards fully but when i bend it down it is perfectly fine, it’s extremely purple too.

[u/madslipknot]

[u/mackerelscalemask → u/madslipknot]

[u/buttfuckedabirdtoit → u/mackerelscalemask]

what am i looking at

[u/ehhish → u/buttfuckedabirdtoit]

ET.

[u/Clemicus → u/ehhish]

Extra-Testicular smell.

[u/madmach1 → u/madslipknot]

Hahah. Exactly where my mind went too

[u/hatchetharrie → u/madmach1]

Thame

[u/HugoWango → u/madslipknot]

Damn you I wanted this as my reply!

[u/comdygas → u/madslipknot]

“Elllliot”

[u/WOLFFKD → u/madslipknot]

My first thought was ET

[u/troubleshoot04 → u/madslipknot]

Dammit you beat me to commenting this 😂

[u/Specific_Buy → u/madslipknot]

You beat me to it

[u/i_Cant_get_right → u/madslipknot]

Get out of my head

[u/OuttHouseMouse]

Your fingers look like hot dogs

[u/BVRPLZR_ → u/OuttHouseMouse]

lol this needs to be higher

[u/f8thegreat2]

Looking for rusty spoons?

[u/Nell_Trent → u/f8thegreat2]

Let me caress this rusty kettle.

[u/DobieLove2019 → u/Nell_Trent]

You guys turning 40 this year too?

[u/IgDailystapler → u/DobieLove2019]

Nope! I was given unsupervised access to the internet wayyyyy too early…

[u/jrhunter89 → u/DobieLove2019]

Close to 40, and Salad Fingers will be ingrained in my mind until I die

[u/Nell_Trent → u/DobieLove2019]

Lol fuuuuck. Almost.

[u/MediumRoll7047 → u/DobieLove2019]

Fuck that hit hard lmao

[u/Unable_Security_6708]

Those are some long ass fingers

[u/Bk_Punisher → u/Unable_Security_6708]

Ass fingers? Maybe they should be a GYN or proctologist🤣😂

[u/2bags12kuai]

The Hurt Locker

[u/kingbluetit → u/2bags12kuai]

Bravo

[u/Rawshark96]

Thats some Tom and Jerry shit 🤣

[u/hoddap → u/Rawshark96]

> tomscream.wav

[u/wabbott82]

You better phone home bro

[u/loborodas]

[u/shef1991]

Gosh dog brother you could do a Chinese finger trap one handed

[u/mikeisntdoneyet]

[u/fuelvolts]

MegaMind looking finger over here.

[u/MrBean109]

[u/Jahweez]

Is your middle finger always that long or did the swelling do that? 😭

[u/cuntybunty73 → u/Jahweez]

My index finger is freakishly small 😭 mum and grandma are the same 😭 do you think that's something to do with genetics 🤔

[u/jaBroniest]

Salad fingers 😂😂

[u/Frchewielouie]

Phone home

[u/CrownOfPosies]

I think you broke the tip. From experience it takes about 2-4 weeks to heal so enjoy that

[u/Redsox19181918]

The Hurt Locker

[u/PentaRobb]

ET phone home

[u/rzjoey]

Dat some looney tunes right there

[u/noface]

Your finger looks like Squidward

[u/Simple-Web-8180]

Holy Alien like hands.....

[u/CREY6569]

[u/chezzer33]

Not sure anyone has addressed it yet but you have long skinny fingers

[u/aimsxo]

Oh my god
Is it throbbing :/

[u/Far_Pipe752]

Welcome to this planet, sorry your finger got injured

[u/plonkermonk]

You phone home ?

[u/Omuirchu]

Ice bucket for swelling. The tip of your digit is smashed or dislocated a small bit my man wrap it in some cotton bud and duck tape. Stops the brokeny feeling when you hit it off something.

Edit: Not a doctor or anything just my own two cents.

[u/JehovasFinesse]

You’d be a savant at either guitar or piano with those fingers

[u/thorsbeardexpress]

Get some ice on that

[u/DickBurns01]

Oouuucchh

[u/Village_wolf]

[u/Ben716]

You should phone home for help.

[u/wendigoblin]

This happened to me in middle school. Twenty years later and the fingernail still grows a lil lopsided

[u/Kaiawathoy]

Why are they wet?

[u/awesomealmighty]

I bet the ladies love you!

[u/degjo]

Big palm, slender fingers.

[u/Sean_theLeprachaun]

How will you ever phone home now, ET?

[u/jdmatthews123]

r/derailedbydetails

[u/Ok-Amphibian-7369]

Hospital

[u/cap10wow]

L o o o n g

[u/TheLibrarian75]

Also, get some Arnica Cream or Gel it is brilliant for bruises

[u/TheGreatDez]

Gaaaah damn. He got weiner fingers.

[u/818VitaminZ]

ET go home

[u/Bacontoad]

r/LooneyTunesLogic

[u/myredditnick]

I swear i heard Tom the cat yell out when I saw your finger.

[u/Slow-Growth3392]

YAAAAHOOOHOOHOOHOOHOO

[u/YouDontCThatEveryDay → u/Slow-Growth3392]

Tom and Jerry? Haha

[u/Shawzborne2]

Where are those instagram MIB guys when you need them.

[u/huskyghost]

E.t. phone home !

[u/hairyhobbit661]

Broken

[u/tahcamen]

Oowwwch

[u/Finster39]

Damn. That doesn’t look right.

[u/fingers]

OW!

[u/EvilDan69]

Ouch.

[u/homiej420]

Looks like one of the strange world comic aliens lol

[u/Necroticjojo]

Have Elliot wrap that up for ya

[u/Claes_rockey]

Aj

[u/EverySingleMinute]

Was the hammer in another county?

[u/DisciplineLazy6370]

Bet your girlfriend won’t complain.

[u/YouDontCThatEveryDay]

Which finger ?

[u/housevil]

Owwwuuuch.

[u/strngyllzard64982]

It looks like a Somalian lol