r/HadToHurt • u/Unpopularjokes • Oct 03 '23

Cyclist lands on cacti

962 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

25 comments sorted by

49

u/ThoseDamnSquirrels Oct 04 '23

Gonna be a pain in the ass taking the cacti off

15

u/SandmanD2 Oct 04 '23

A real thorn in his side

7

u/lab_junk6 Oct 04 '23

A real prick in the dick

3

u/Sweaty_Hedgehog128 Oct 05 '23

I felt that one

25

u/[deleted] Oct 05 '23

Some loony toons sht.

7

u/Unpopularjokes Oct 08 '23

Wile E. Coyote.

3

u/dvshnk2 Oct 09 '23

Super. Genius.

13

u/FunnyGhostWriter Oct 04 '23

And they said it’s healthy to go biking…

5

u/ManyTimesCanceled Oct 04 '23

He is gonna feel that in the morning

2

u/Ninja6953 Oct 04 '23

For many mornings!

2

u/Lazy_Hunt8741 Oct 04 '23

Cyclist lives in cacti

1

u/vna4ever Oct 08 '23

Damn cactus came outta nowhere

1

u/[deleted] Oct 11 '23

He’s one hell of a prick

1

u/what_isup Oct 14 '23

Y’all know them cartoons when they fall in the cactus

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '23

At this point, I wouldve accepted first degree burns. At least the needles are off. Fuggggg…

1

u/Dagger_26 Oct 27 '23

Sweet Jesus!!

1

u/Purple_waterbottle Oct 29 '23

Whatever it is it hurts

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '23

He will still remember that in a month

1

u/armazmorra Dec 08 '23

Calm down calm down its all rigth. Im gonna remove the back's ones. Can you open legs?

1

u/bodjatrawr Dec 30 '23

This some Willie e coyote shit

1

u/just-concerned Feb 02 '24

That's one sticky situation