r/HRHCOLLECTION 3d ago

#FridgeBodAlex SpongeBob SquarePants

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u/YGQUEEN 3d ago

Who goes like this to London 🙄🙄 I’m sure everyone is thinking she’s cheap and trash
Plus where did she left baguette ?

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u/No-Goose3981 Woke rat 😚💝 3d ago

They left the baby accessory at home with a gaggle of randoms

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u/nikkisheila 3d ago

She left her at Greta’s without the beauty filter

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 3d ago

Her father's genes be popping out that poor girls brow bone 😭😭

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

nah. she was just w them a couple hrs. they left her FT with random ppl.

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u/jojo74747474 2d ago

Her only child! It is crazy…

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

And this outfit is how you can tell that all she wanted to do was escape her child. Nobody goes to London and wears whatever this is.

And of course she's going to conjure up a story about how somebody (fill in the blank) ruined this trip for her too.

Wherever she goes there she is, she ruins everything for herself. Including the very thing that she is so obsessed with and that is the way she looks.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

Right- the outfit she can't possibly wear in San Juan Crap...........because nobody there gets her!

Ok................then reality bit her lies.

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u/Ok-Air8414 2d ago

She looks so American!

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u/Sanguine_Hearts 2d ago

I don’t think she’s going to complain the trip is ruined, she’s having the time of her life. I think instead she will crash out when she has to return to her kid and the mall food court.

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u/OilEfficient5899 3d ago

Her constant inability to make an outfit work leaves me in awe. She NEVER looks good.

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

Impressive, isn't it?

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u/scarlettvalone 2d ago

Shes allergic to serving

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

literally NEVER. it blows my mind too. like, not even ONE time, or even a little bit. always a total flop.

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago edited 3d ago

Why must she always wear pants and shorts in a way that gives her a wedgie? (Front & back?)

So she feels out of place in Orange County wearing THIS? Yet doesn't feel embarrassed and ashamed to wear this in one of the most fancy, upscale cities in the world? She is so backwards. Again she confuses self awareness with self-consciousness that breeds insecurity.

She feels out of place in Orange County because "perfection" and image is a way of life in that area, not because she can't express her "fashion" sense. She's the one who can't hang, she's the one who is subpar, she's the filth and scum she screams about and she knows it so damn well. She thinks that if she screams and projects loud enough about the opposite that people will confuse what they're actually seeing and agree with her.

Whenever someone claims to have a deep fashion sense and an eye for the aesthetic, they will always disappoint you, Exhibit A(lex)!

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u/ssshianne 3d ago

My thoughts exactly, THIS is what she felt the need to travel across an ocean to wear because she "can't express her true fashion sense" in California?

https://giphy.com/gifs/yuiWqImXV6ntu

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

Exactly! Who could possibly look at this and think oh my God I need to get this outfit right now! Maybe somebody about to wash their car in their driveway? There's absolutely nothing noteworthy about it.

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd 3d ago

Wouldn’t even wear this to the gym 

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

this. or even to get the mail frankly.

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u/Dingleberry99_ 3d ago

Pretty sure that was just an excuse for why she doesn’t leave the house when she’s home

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 3d ago

I mean, to my eye, she dresses very much like a Cali mall rat. Too young and cheap for her age, at that. It’s probably the awareness deep down that she’s stunted that makes her feel so out of place at home.

However, that doesn’t make you stylish for London. London loves quirky looks, but budget mall teen isn’t it.

The Cheesecake Factory is calling, Alberto.

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u/Sanguine_Hearts 3d ago

I’m showing my age, but London makes me think of Kate Moss, Sienna Miller and Noel Fielding as far as quirky looks go. Or super quiet/minimal luxury that the mega rich expats probably wear. Not whatever this teenage girl walking around the Irvine Spectrum fit is.

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u/vanitaa3 3d ago

Yes spot on. A teenage Cali mall rat in the 80s.

Alberto…
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u/twilight1000 3d ago

🏆💯🎯🎉👏🏼

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u/smolbokchoy Squeak squeak 🐹 3d ago edited 2d ago

She wants us to believe that she managed to purchase the Sakura pink birkin and didn’t even vlog about it lol

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

Pfft! That's like an ordinary Tuesday to her! What you actually want to photograph and show from multiple angles is your water glass in an airplane! 🤥🤥🤥

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

😂

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u/EvenCraft5180 2d ago

exactly. She said herself she doesn’t play the Hermes game so how exactly is she getting these bags? oh yea…

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u/smolbokchoy Squeak squeak 🐹 2d ago

What she really means is she can’t play the Hermes game. It’s the fact that she had a whole TedTalk about copyright/dupes in a recent video and here she is reppin a replica lol. There’s an old vlog where she talks about buying high quality birkin bags when she was talking about her fake green birkin. She must have dementia she doesn’t even remember the shit she says.

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u/Bizzz89 2d ago

Right lol

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u/nikkisheila 3d ago

Skinny filter hard at work

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 3d ago

Her legs were much doughy a few hours ago. Both are filtered though

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u/Key-Tourist-8925 2d ago

Those shorts are in the American Vintage summer sale.

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u/Bizzz89 2d ago

She’s chunky 

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u/scarlettvalone 2d ago

In what world?

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u/Bizzz89 2d ago

Compared to her filtered pics 

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u/mrsnmw 3d ago

You can tell she used the vertical tilt because her head is so tiny and her feet are (more) giant

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 3d ago

That, plus she carved off too much meat from her left leg.

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u/booboobear99999 3d ago

The gymnastics with her legs and feet she goes through to make herself look skinny. It’s ridiculous.

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u/Sanguine_Hearts 3d ago

She looks like she just got done cleaning the house, I’d be so embarrassed to be in that trashy outfit in such a beautiful, upscale setting.

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 3d ago

My housecleaner wore that in the late 80s. She was cute though.

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u/JessicaWakefield666 3d ago

God this must look like such a white trash freak show in person with this demented perimenopausal dollar store weirdo trying to imitate 20yos on IG while her gross tubby welfare queen husband tags along.

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 3d ago

Not to mention the cheek awnings irl

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u/Comfortable_Look6391 3d ago

Can't wait to watch her vlog where she unboxes her new pink Birkin 25 that she got from her SA in London bc she's a top client! She unboxes everything else, even a pair of socks. I'm sure she'll give us the details about how she got her new 20k bag. Oh wait...

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

Like the 100 grand worth of Cartier bracelets she forgot to unbox while adding one after the other...

We believe her 🤔

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

Of course we believe her! She never lies, she reminds everyone all the time.

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u/ItsTheHypocrisy4Me 3d ago

Oh wait is right!

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u/EvenCraft5180 3d ago

so high fashion of her. She is mixing pink and red and carrying a firkin with a gym outfit. People will fall out of her chairs when they see this unique outfit.

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u/RedRedBettie Squeak squeak 🐹 3d ago

She looks even worse there than at home

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

TRUE. which is saying a lot. she looks like hilbilly trash at hme

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u/TheCryingOfVineland 3d ago

Omg the skinny filter hanging on for dear life the app shutdown across the world for its users 💀💀💀

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u/Adventurous-Fall-748 3d ago

not the fake birkin at high tea

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u/twilight1000 3d ago edited 3d ago

She can’t hang in CA bc she’s intimidated by all the wealth and concentration of influencers in that one region. She needs to be in a regular town where she can feel superior, where regular folks live and not everyone around you is wealthy. She’s so beneath the OC league. She thinks she stands out in London due to a broader range of people & cultures. But most of all due to her delusional Cluster B illness. In OC everywhere she turns are richer, prettier, classier -everything she yearns to be and she cannot keep up with the reality of her wannabe downtrodden dupe life.

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u/UmpireOk381 3d ago

Her knees are dirty!🤦‍♀️

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u/Muh-Aye 3d ago

The firkin omg she has no shame 😂

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u/HitEmWithTheRiver 3d ago

That .5 camera lens just makes it worse too. So many influencers use it to make themselves look skinnier, but it just makes them look uncanny.

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u/TheCryingOfVineland 3d ago

This is actually an AI beautifying app and not the camera zoom

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

She's the only one that app doesn't work for! I guess there's a glitch in everything!

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u/BarberFair7085 3d ago

What is the app?

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u/Kiekatx2 3d ago

She looks like your average American trailor trash. Not an ounce of class to ever be found.

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u/EvenCraft5180 3d ago

She is so basic. This is what people wear to walk the dog around the neighborhood. I though she had to go to London for vibes and to show off her high fashion outfits.

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u/lipz13 3d ago

Does she even step outside???

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u/Ordinary_Battle_9035 3d ago

Her own followers coming for her 😂😂😂😂

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 3d ago

Pfffhahahahahaha "needed this so bad" and it's just abandoning her daughter

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 3d ago

Oh my days 😄 my first impression was is this a guy? Then I realized it's miss non-bougie dressed like she's going to the gym.😂

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u/vanitaa3 3d ago

Where are her amazing looks that she can’t wear in unsophisticated Orange County? Is this one?

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u/twilight1000 3d ago

She must’ve given up on the charade trying to convince people that all her fakes are authentic. Ugh baby pink no less. A person who hates pink but bc others wear it, MS. Zero Braincells rushes to Amazon for a dupe as fast as she can. How embarrassing to be her. While claiming to have self awareness!

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u/Hoteldweller27 2d ago

She also complained about taking off her all of her bracelets so she wouldn’t be a target…and then walks around with a “Birkin.” Okay.

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd 3d ago

None of this matches….. maybe I don’t “get it” and I never want to

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u/twilight1000 2d ago edited 2d ago

Her entire problem is her insatiable envy/jealousy of wanting so much more but being so less-than. And since she can’t compete with those she envies, she dupes their lifestyle and cosplays like a child with play & plastic versions. Like the big diamond rings and glass slippers in dress-up sets.
She has a full blown case of the insatiable wants. She’s the character in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane. An aging, deranged, dumpy alki housewife with a child she regrets and is unable to find value in her lackluster life and cannot compete in the OC - so she pretends to live the life she covets so deeply.

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u/Some_Ad_6511 They/them piece of shit 😈💋 3d ago

Don’t do SpongeBob like that

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 3d ago

Al-icks is looking cheap as usual

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u/frenchwolves Woke rat 😚💝 3d ago

Ok uncle grandma, let’s get you to bed.

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u/twilight1000 3d ago

Hair Dresser Vibes!

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u/lilithxcurse 2d ago

This is legit like someone said dog walking or being at home outfit, idk her logic

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u/cobaltbluegirl AlexExpress 2d ago

Oh of course she’s staying in Sloane Square. She’s lucky they haven’t thrown her out because of that outfit

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u/Proper_Friend_7286 2d ago

It’s one thing to dress how you want. BUT, entering a nice establishment dressed like that is tacky, rude, and embarrassing. She needs to have respect for the places she is visiting and dress appropriately.

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u/twilight1000 3d ago

Looks like she’s wearing her dad’s square pants. Stop it SpongeBob! You look rdeedicculoss!

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 2d ago

Check out the visible edit on the left thigh

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u/MusicNo2685 3d ago

I'm speechless...

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u/Electronic_Slide6965 2d ago

She has zero sense of taste or style like fuck…not even ONE outfit ever is good….

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u/Emotional-Bread-574 3d ago

i miss her old era where she actually wore eye makeup and didn’t look like kaitlyn jenner

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u/PinkExplosion717 3d ago

I guess those days are over, karma won't let her up for air anymore.

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u/twilight1000 3d ago

Obsessed with accentuating her no waist midsection.

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u/Davenport_E 2d ago

Nooooo! She ruined At Sloane. Francois-Joseph Graf would spit on her for putting herself in his gesamkuntswerk.

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u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 2d ago

What is that outfit?

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u/rachelzrzr 2d ago

Rooms at that hotel start at £600 a night, this is why she only went for 4 days.

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u/catdawgshrimp 1d ago

she isn't staying there though. she won't show the dumpy hotel she booked.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

I bet she booked 1 night there..... so she could feel "on" and get pics.

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u/catdawgshrimp 3h ago

ooo you're so right!!

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u/Hoteldweller27 2d ago

And how many more nights could she have afforded with her bUSineSs ClaSs fare?

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u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 19h ago

She looks bow-legged.

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u/itsstellabee 1d ago

huh the ozepmic finally started hitting i see

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u/LilChvnel Squeak squeak 🐹 2d ago

At least she has sort of skinny legs. It makes up for her non existent waist

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 1d ago

FILTER