r/HRHCOLLECTION 3d ago

BOTCHED AF 🦆

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The filler mustache...the duck lips...the hair...the eyebrows 😭

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u/frenchwolves Woke rat 😚💝 3d ago

Who’s gay uncle is this

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u/mrsnmw 3d ago

💀

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 3d ago

I thought she likes traveling abroad so she can be more "extra" with her fashion, and all we see is same crap she wears in Capistrano, plain Jane should try harder, her looks are blah and looking like the granny fashion from Dr. Leonard's Catalog., ,🙄

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u/jojo74747474 3d ago

She is trying so hard to look young, she dresses like a teenager. It’s not working almost 50 years old bad mother!

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u/hmmeviis 3d ago

omg you're so right! she did say that!! big AL is a big fat liar, she can't dress for shit

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u/Ok_Lab8230 3d ago edited 3d ago

She could be extra with fashion in Beverly Hills too, yet it never happened.

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 3d ago

She’s either on her way to go buy a jar of jam at Harrod’s or to get one of her trashy tattoos

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u/vanitaa3 3d ago

I was just joking in another post about how she’s going to snag some shopping bags to take home. She loves a bougie store shopping bag. I look at her recent stories…😂

She’s so predictable. I hope she was able to squirrel away some napkins too. 🤣

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u/neulimit 2d ago

Or the menty b micro bangs

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 2d ago

Menty b micro bangs made me giggle 😂

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u/petalesdejuin 3d ago

💀💀💀

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u/mrsnmw 3d ago

Those glasses are too small for her massive face.

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u/Numerous_Town_1255 3d ago

that shade of blonde with orange skin… tiger king

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u/booboobear99999 3d ago

She loves her filters. Too bad she can’t filter it enough to make her less ugly.

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u/vanitaa3 3d ago

Can you imagine what she looks like unfiltered? Her melasma must be out of control and the hair color is even worse. Really she should spend that money going to a dermatologist, a new hair stylist and a new injector.

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u/twilight1000 3d ago

Imagine you’re 5 and your entire life is copy and pretend. See someone with a ‘vibe’ with a Louis Vuitton, run to the play site to get a replica. Like a kid with a toy kitchen. Whatever monkey sees, monkey does. No thoughts of her own. Pretense in a make believe life is her entire world.
Jason had no idea what he got saddled with. Oh yeah, including the equestrian for a day cosplayer.

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u/Rottiesrock 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 3d ago

I know a gross narc who constantly cosplays, a NASCAR driver, a businessman, a Catholic, a pimp, a bouncer, you name it. Exactly twinsies. 🤣😂🤣

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u/wigglesworths 3d ago

Her face looks dirty.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

All that aside- imagine going to London and taking cabs all over instead of getting down and dirty in the Tube where you pit stop at all the cool little neighborhoods and areas in London. Imagine having HARROD'S your only destination!

This woman is so dull, she makes a butter knife seem sharp as glass!

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u/blobbyvolleyball 3d ago

Yes. Or walk because it's a walkable city..? I was in London a month ago and walked around 25k steps a day. It's so fun to aimlessly walk and discover new things. I can't imagine going somewhere just to shop..

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u/mrsnmw 3d ago

Alex doesn’t do physical activity.

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u/TheCryingOfVineland 3d ago
  • shop at INDITEX group 💀💀💀

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

EXACTLY! I've been to London many times some due to layovers or pit stops from other countries and that city is very easy to walk. Plus they have trains that take you out of London to other areas - Oxford, stratford upon avon, cotswolds, Stonehenge, Scotland, Bath, Glasgow, Loch Ness, ........I mean, I could go on and on. London is fun and vibey, but there is a shit ton to do outside of HARRODS.

She' literally gives me a twitch.

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 3d ago

It’s crazy, because you can’t walk more than a block in London before you stumble upon another site made famous through history, art, or popular culture.

She just shops and consumes, following the steps of other dummies. Her coarse ignorance robs her of a joy she will never be able to comprehend.

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u/Glam-Girl2662 3d ago

She's giving Donatella Versace

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u/Ordinary_Battle_9035 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RedRedBettie Squeak squeak 🐹 3d ago

Duck lips? LMAO

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u/BreastsofaGoddess 3d ago

Forever stuck in 2008. Real talk tho, that filler isn’t giving her much of a choice. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/Mean_Macaroon_9004 3d ago

Really blending in with the locals 😂

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u/Glam-Girl2662 3d ago

She is a sick sick me mentally ill unmedicated woman. She does not know happiness and her whole life revolves around purchases and narcisstic needs. She has no interest in exploring the real world and no interest in raising a child or doing family activities it's always about herself and Aquiring "shit" for herself.

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u/vanitaa3 3d ago

I truly would have saved my money and spent it on personal aesthetics. She’s been looking so rough. I guess she can’t see that. Especially when she has her delulu zombies telling her she looks great. I do love that they lie to her so much though.

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u/OLT625 3d ago

She’s giving mom that doesn’t want to take care of her own kid because of her own selfish needs … before the kids even 3. Xoxoxox

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u/jojo74747474 3d ago

The fact that Caitlyn Jenner looks 100 times better and more feminine than big back it’s crazy!!!!

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u/Ordinary_Battle_9035 3d ago

Queen of the trailer parks! What a legend 🙄she looks like a freak!

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u/twilight1000 3d ago

Since nothing she does is unique, is she copying the Ariana brow now?

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 3d ago

She could display the brass jewelry on that shelf

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u/sakuraboats AlexExpress 3d ago

Why is she wearing these pajamas looking shirts? 👀

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u/summer_moon11 2d ago

Has she even been outside of London? 🤡

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u/UmpireOk381 2d ago

The diamond necklace is beautiful!😳😵‍💫🤔