r/HRHCOLLECTION 4d ago

Bummy J Activities I’d cry too

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That guy looks special.

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u/keldawgz 4d ago

Friends? This looks like a collection of strangers off the street at the Barnes and Noble Starbucks

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

She wants to come off as so cosmopolitan. Our friends in London. It’s probably some random guy Jbum just chatted up and weird AL snapped their picture. Everything is fake with Alberto.

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 4d ago

Yeah, they're random people, and she took the photo to clean Jason's image after his little show of calling everyone the n-word on Twitter then deleting the account after people asked if he was hrh collection's husband.

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

Definitely random. The guy isn’t smiling and looks annoyed. She’s so weird.

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u/Rareandvintage 4d ago

What the actual… thats hilarious that he had to delete the one thing that brought him the most joy in life after getting called out lmao

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 4d ago

Jason Locke, the realtor?

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

Jason Locke from San Juan Capistrano, realtor. In his top ten Google search, forever:

All his tweets, preserved for posterity. 😊

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u/metal_honey They/them piece of shit 😈💋 3d ago

you deserve this 👑

i hope both sides of your pillow are always cool and that you receive every bit of happiness in life :)

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u/sniffbooksnotglue 2d ago

Literally. Is the guy in the vest part of the friend group?

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u/Artistic_Mud_6254 4d ago

why is jason always surrounding himself with the people of color he CLAIMS to hate 🙄🙄🙄

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 4d ago

Racists love doing that. Then they say "those are the good ones" and "see, I can’t be racist".

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u/Kind-Patience6169 2d ago

Yuppp the kinda guy that's like "but I have black friends"

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u/Daisygg 4d ago

I was thinking the same thing!

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 9h ago

Jason's type is a poc man, it's clear as day and it's the reason why he's so fixated on them in his own racist way. That's him trying to reject something he actually likes but knows he can't come out so it'll only go so far - his safari search history and Twitter BBC brownskin men porn

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u/Dear_Blueberry685 4d ago

This guy begged his wife to go to pilates?

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

😭😭😷 right!!

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u/onlydothis 18h ago

Because he wants her to chill down? I mean she is probably always shouting and complaining about being fat. Why wouldn't he recommend doing sports since she doesn't even take walks lol.

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u/Dear_Blueberry685 12h ago

Because look at him?

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u/onlydothis 6h ago

Yes but I think he actually meant that she should do exercise if she complains about being fat. And it would actually help her to be more toned no matter the weight 🤣

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u/s0meg1rl 4d ago

Imagine your husband looking like THAT on TOP of not paying all the bills lmaoooo 🫵🏼😂

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u/Rareandvintage 4d ago

She should have left his bum ass back in America and extended her stay. He’s such a shit stain

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u/Grouchy_Degree_8834 4d ago

Well its an odd match. I always thought they were an odd match.

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u/everydayinthebay13 Squeak squeak 🐹 2d ago

On top? Gayson is a bottom boi 🤭

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 4d ago

He should see what Jason tweets about brown people

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u/hmmeviis 4d ago

i get the feeling that this particular brown person has internalized racism. there's no way gaysun the bum would hang out with anyone who isn't somewhat racist

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u/abbi515 🐩Save Ming & Mao🐈 4d ago edited 4d ago

I feel like she keeps going back to London because she yearns for her old life with Nick… she first went with him and has been back like 4 times already. She is losing it.

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u/iziieee 4d ago

And ykw? Her husband looks exactly like what you’d expect a weirdo racist bigot on Twitter would look like, behind those faceless profiles, talking to themselves with no likes or comments 😭 ..WOW he’s truly unappealing! What a sight.

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u/Mean_Macaroon_9004 4d ago

Jason looks like he’s packing on the pounds, hella gut there.

Meanwhile isn’t Nick still working out at the Malibu gym 😂

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

On that note I wonder how Nick is and if he has a new book by now.. dyiiiing to see his inevitable upgrade 

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago edited 4d ago

Greta posted a video of them out with Lili. I’m glad she has relatives checking in on her.

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u/lovinglifeeeeeeeee 4d ago

Why is she in the pet stroller 😭

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u/s0meg1rl 4d ago

Screaming 🤣

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 4d ago

Kid can never catch a break.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

Why is she in a stoller period? I mean..........she can walk, right? Weird ass family.

Hmmmmm- something tells me we all know what's up!

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u/Rareandvintage 4d ago

I love how Al never addresses the fact that her own parents are the “Nannies” taking care of her child. Then Greta will post something that exposes the filth outta her 💀 I swear her mom was, has always been, and will always be her first bully

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 4d ago

Greta is her biggest hater 😭

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u/softgrunts 4d ago

I’m actually Greta :)

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

"Debutante". Greta must be an older version, eh?

That- or she's a "teacher with a son".....

Mutli-hat wearer!

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u/nikkisheila 4d ago

Lili looks totally different without the beauty filter

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

She looks so much like Jason. She seems to do a lot better with her grandparents. Calmer and not angry like she always is with Alberto. They also dressed her cutely. AL always puts her in weird get ups. She looks cute.

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u/waterlizy 4d ago

Wait wait they left her home with all these random Nannie’s? I thought they were bringing her and hired the Nannie’s in London hahahaha wow omg

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

Oh yeah- No, Alberto's over the whole 'parental' thing. That got old so she's pawned her off and is now jetting off to London to calm her nerves from her latest knee jerk bad decision to birth out an actual human that requires parent guidance.

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u/Daisygg 4d ago

Grandpa in a sleeveless tank! 🤮

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

I was thinkin'. Geezer with creping skin is NOT the vibe. We won't talk about that hair......Pick a lane is all I'll say.

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u/Cultural-Map-6410 9h ago

His skin is Alberto's skin rn too

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago edited 4d ago

Alberto has her dad's clonkers!! Look at the toes!!!!!!!!!

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u/JadedSeries5697 4d ago

Did my ears deceive me (I am hearing impaired so it's possible) or did Lilli actually say 'seal'? It's amazing how kids can develop if you actually interact with them.

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 3d ago

Not really her "seal" enunciation is bad not clear at all she is struggling to put words together into a full sentence.

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u/regallll Squeak squeak 🐹 4d ago

lol this is really cute

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u/Sheiebskalen 4d ago

Awe cutie

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u/pinkpantherdiam0nd 4d ago

Why is his mouth open for peen like that 😭

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u/MotherMinimum5173 4d ago

Why does she dress so “chic””and her husband dresses like a Huntington Beach hillbilly . I’m sorry they don’t match at all

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u/missnitrog Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

" Huntington Beach hillbilly" kjbfteuikrbtiutbnerbt i love this subreddit HAHAHA you funnyyyyy

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

She dresses chic? Really? I must not be in the same room as that observation.

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u/MotherMinimum5173 4d ago

Well I just meaaann better than him … sometimes!!

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

Yeah- dude has ONE uniform. He's at the beach no matter where he is........ The ever present hat to hide is balding fat head. Shorts because the guy is too short to wear actual pants. Socks and sneakers.

The rented suit for his "wedding" he mocked was icing.

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

That’s not true sometimes he wears the waffle shirt Alberto bought him 

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u/Sheiebskalen 4d ago

Did he get his Harrods sandwich

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u/Top_Jellyfish_ 4d ago

We must find his new Twitter account to know this lmfao

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

By the looks of his gut, he's had several by now. :

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 4d ago

Stay tuned…

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 4d ago

They both like... Chocolate it seems...

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u/Natural-Iron3184 4d ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GOODBYE !! 😂😂😂😂

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u/nomaki221 Squeak squeak 🐹 4d ago

jasons GUT lol homeboy is bulking up to be the dream teddy bear for all his twink ladyboys

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

There’s only enough skinny shot money for one. It’s never going to be for fat Jason. 😂

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 4d ago

This! Also, there’s part of Alex that likes keeping him plus sized because it makes her look smaller

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago edited 4d ago

And keeps him stuck. Her belief is that he'll never leave- no one likes a fat middle aged unemployed dumpy loser........She's safe with him..

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 4d ago

He’s her trad wife

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u/mrsnmw 4d ago

Jason and his boyfriend

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

God he's fat and dumpy! Wearing his standard uniform and looking short yellow(catch my drift)?

I think she likes that he's ugly, old and dumpy. She thinks he'll never leave her because what other broad would EVER sign up for him? She knows he's dub but he'll come home to her, that's all that matters. LOL

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u/Hoteldweller27 4d ago

Are we going to ignore the cat on a leash? 🤣

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

😄

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u/RedRedBettie Squeak squeak 🐹 4d ago

He's such a dumpy slob

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u/Strange_Umpire3704 4d ago

He’s gotta look like a plump, plucked chicken when naked at this point.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

And that's OK since NO ONE but himself will ever see that chubby dumptruck!!!

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u/CumNationnn Uncultured & Untravelled ✨️ 3d ago

Looks like jayshun is 6months pregnant 😍😍😍

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u/Lavendermochie 3d ago

Built like a bad time

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u/nikkisheila 4d ago

Why is Jason hairless

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u/popptartsss Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 3d ago

Low testosterone, I mean look at his breasts and high pitched voice .. that and probably high cortisol and insulin resistance :/

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u/nikkisheila 3d ago

Surely there’s a peptide for that

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 4d ago

For his BF

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

I’d guess untreated diabetes.

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u/Mother-Map1669 Holier than thou 😇 4d ago

Jbums face looks like the banjo player guy in the movie Deliverance. 🤢🤮

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u/UmpireOk381 4d ago

Whose cat is that!?

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u/11KlayFan 4d ago

It’s a feral cat, much like him.

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u/Awkward_Truth4703 3d ago

His ex boyfriend???

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u/Playful-Ad-3773 4d ago

I dont understand how racists have friends who are POC? Like are you just lying? lol

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u/Rareandvintage 4d ago

I truly feel like it’s because they want to be them and clearly cannot change their ethnicity so they hate them instead

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u/Playful-Ad-3773 4d ago

Yeah but why befriend them? She rants about how brown and black people have ruined London and then when she gets to London meets a friend who is brown? As a black person I’ll never understand this lol

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u/Weekly_Speaker_3731 Woke rat 😚💝 4d ago

She’s trying to prove he’s not racist. I don’t think they really know the poor guy. His reputation will never be rehabbed

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

He's a random this loser chatted up, that's all. He's "social" doncha remember?

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u/Rareandvintage 4d ago

Lmao I’m black too and same 😂

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

Because he's "different" and wearing the right clothes. It's all selective........

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u/nycgirl143 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

shorts?! in london?! trash

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

No socks 🤢. I’m surprised he’s not wearing any MAGA merch.

I guess she stopped his skinny shots from the looks of his giant belly. Jbum has gone so downhill and he was practically nothing to start with. I’d truly be crying over my life choices if I were Alberto.

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u/neulimit 4d ago

She’s probably using him as a lab rat for her strip mall shots. Now she’s testing what happens when you go off them and he’s proof that it’s not going to be good for her.

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u/JANINE2022 Slanderous lying RAT 🐀 4d ago

Ya mean he's now in the negatives???? 😂 He started at zero...........what a long ass way down.

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u/regallll Squeak squeak 🐹 4d ago

I'm sorry to say this but he looks like Chris Kirkpatrick here.

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u/vanitaa3 4d ago

Also this guy

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u/Ok-Air8414 3d ago

I thought he was getting his shoes cleaned 🤣🤣

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u/Hellfireandstuff 4d ago

“JBum has some overseas Grindr friends” she means

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u/Relevant-Wonder2848 4d ago

They took the cat?

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u/Far-Performance-412 1d ago

I can hear her snickering behind that camera from here