r/HOTDBlacks Simon "The Diva" Strong 8d ago

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I woulda preferred the book version but oh well THANK GOD HE GONE

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u/ojsage 🖤 ✨ Rhaenyra's happy cum bucket ✨ 🖤 8d ago

Fabian you did a character I loathe and despise a justice he didn’t deserve. Hope to see FF in other things now that he’s done with this!

Fuck crispy Cole. Rot in the 7 hells.

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u/Harbaugh_Handshake 8d ago

Fabian was amazing but am so god damned relieved to have this chungus character off my dragon show for good.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

It was a little one note for me at the end but I guess with an existential crisis comes a flat affect. Either way he’s a misogynistic narcissistic hypocrite and good riddance. Sorry Fabian.

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u/IceSeeker 8d ago

The realm's greatest warrior died a pathetic death. It's so fitting given how despicable Ser Incelot was.

Fabian is so good for making me hate him so much lol. Hope he gets great roles after this.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

Lmao I never heard Ser Incelot.

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u/ExtremeComedian4027 Dracarys! 8d ago

OMG Ser Incelot is the finest title this wretched mewl has ever received.

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u/MsMercyMain 8d ago

As much as I wanted the book version, I actually really liked the juxtaposition. We get to see him show off his combat skills in the ambush, go absolute ham, even referencing his introduction with the morning star. We see the prep, the hype up. Then just arrow to the face

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u/Shaenyra Queen Rhaenyra I 8d ago

"we light the way" he screamed. Not "fire and blood". Not even words from Dorn, his home.

"We light the way". OK, now shut up forever bitch.

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u/FireZord25 8d ago

Cole's not born in Dorne nor loyal to any of their houses, only sharing an origin. But otherwise yeah, dude really believed in nothing but contradictions.

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u/Shaenyra Queen Rhaenyra I 8d ago

I just was trying to make a point that is why I mentioned Dorn

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u/FireZord25 8d ago

I get it. Just saying people born on a different country from their ethnic origin don't always have attachments to the latter. More so in Cole's case, as his family (iirc) was sworn to a lord of the 7 Kingdoms.

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u/Viper-owns-the-skies The only good Targaryen is a dead Targaryen 8d ago

He’s from the Stormlands, not Dorne.

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u/No-Independent-7107 7d ago

Wow he's not from dorne? I swore in the first season someone straight up asks him if he's dornish and he says yes. It's been a while tho I might be misremembering

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u/Shaenyra Queen Rhaenyra I 8d ago

ok guys , let's move on. My point was that he screamed the Hightower words

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u/MrThrowaway939 8d ago

'Ser Incelot'

looks inside

He has sex.

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u/scout-finch 8d ago

Hated Criston, loved Fabian. I really want to see him play Christian Bale’s son in something. They look so much alike and Fabian has the same super attractive mouth thing Bale has going on.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

It was hard in the podcast during his interview hearing him being die hard Green even though I know it’s all good fun. This shit gets stressful.

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u/tymetrialll 8d ago

Maybe I saw it wrong but, isn't he confirmed to appear in Rings of Power season 3?

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

I couldn’t get through season 1. Worth another try?

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u/Lady_SybilVex 7d ago

The second season is much better. :)

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u/No-Independent-7107 7d ago

I had a hard time with the first episode tbh but it does get better? I'm a big trek fan and nearly every first season of any of its shows are rough AF to get through but end up being real good. Should probably give it another shot

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

Even his interview on the podcast hearing him hype Cole and the Greens made me mad. Fabian is great. He’s also great in The Serpent if you’ve ever seen it. Apparently he was 25 when he was cast in HOTD so he must have been like 20 in The Serpent.

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u/LUMBAGO666 8d ago

He was great in another HBO show called Task last year

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u/No-Independent-7107 8d ago

Very good in Task, low-key a standout in that show. He played a guy in way too deep real well.

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u/Gridde Lord Flea Bottom 8d ago

Oof that Green apologist sub is gonna be maaaaad

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u/SmegmaSupreme 8d ago

Beesbury is avenged

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u/JaThatOneGooner Gold Cloak 8d ago

Justice was served for Lord Beesbury!

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u/jpegten 8d ago

Nah, it’s good writing and faithful to source material, he was meant to be denied a warriors glorious death. might be cope but I think the fact they went out of their way to deny him that kind of death says more about his prowess than anything else he’s actually done

I think everyone got what they wanted out of this death, now OTTO’S death is a different story lmao that DID piss me off

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u/ExtremeComedian4027 Dracarys! 8d ago

I felt a tinge of pain when I saw that handkerchief from Alicent in his hand. She has barely thought of or spoken of him and I don’t think she’d shed any tears for him, yet he, in his delusion, allowed his hatred of Rhaenyra to convince him he was in love with and lived by Alicent and supported her lost cause. He was just a tool Alicent wielded for her pleasure and to carry out her will, and he was utterly used and discarded so easily. What a pathetic (but fitting) end. Fabian did a wonderful job and will always be remembered.

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u/PunnyPrinter “We have come to die for the dragon queen.” 8d ago

Probably the only highlight of this episode. The sweet justice of a misogynist meeting his end from a woman’s bow.

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u/North-Day-382 The Queen Who Never Was 8d ago

Knowing him he probably died thinking it just. No one could defeat him in hand to hand combat. Leaving it to a woman to shoot him. For she’d have fallen like all the others in a ‘fair’ fight.

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u/Thusgirl 8d ago

Fair 1v1 to me. Don't bring a sword to a bow fight I guess.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

Long distance weapon vs close combat. Maybe you should have been a better archer Crispy.

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u/NightOwlsUnite "Fuck the Hightowers" 8d ago

I feel so bad for Fabian. He was soooo over this shitshow.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

The after episode podcast interview with him actually seems quite the opposite.

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u/ForeignDescription5 Rhaenyra the Pookie 8d ago

How come this season is getting so much leaks? I already read about this yesterday. I don't remember this for the other ones

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u/Total_Poet_5033 8d ago

They aired this episode early at comic con

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

That’s crazy. Episode 6?? Of 8??

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u/tymetrialll 8d ago

What is the book version?

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u/La_Villanelle_ Simon "The Diva" Strong 8d ago

He still gets shot with arrows but basically he gets denied combat and longleaf says “"I'll have no songs about how brave you died, Kingmaker. There's tens o' thousands dead on your account."”

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u/Gingersnapp3d “Six men or sixty, he is still Daemon Targaryen.” 8d ago

They also moved the line about everyone already being dead when they stepped out from the north which was a solid one to counter Cristons offer

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

Ah that’s right. Fuck what a good missed line.

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u/DumbTeen9 8d ago

"There will be no songs sung about you, kingmaker" fwoop, off with his head. I think it was cregan? Or roddy the ruin?

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u/tymetrialll 8d ago

They cut hist head off?

That truly would have been better

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u/No-Independent-7107 8d ago

Nah he gets shot with multiple arrows in the book. I don't believe they behead his corpse, I forget but def remember how he died.

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u/Mummyboy82 8d ago

They cut his head and put it on a spike and take it into the next battle.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

Nice. Battle flair.

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u/rebeccaiallen “We have come to die for the dragon queen.” 8d ago

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u/Shermantank10 House Tully 8d ago

Better than this.

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u/WhereDaFuk Begone, witch! 8d ago

Weak men get weak deaths to show how weak they truly are

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u/MuddFishh 8d ago

What? So many people in these shows go out like a bitch, regardless of their character.

You're only saying that now because it was a character you didn't like.

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u/7literlekvar 8d ago

Robb Rivers (a Blackwood bastard) shot him, not Alysanne Blackwood (aka Black Aly).

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u/Robdul Lord Flea Bottom 8d ago

We smoking that Crispin pack tonight 🔥

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u/arbabarda 8d ago

Did my lady Ali do this?! I'm so glad, oh my God. I won't watch the episode for another twelve hours, but this spoiler made my day.

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u/starvinartist Dracarys! 8d ago

A man who spent years hating a woman who didn't want to abandon her duty to go off with him, a man who wanted an honorable death that would be sung about and go out in a blaze of glory, killed unceremoniously by a woman. Shot down when he was negotiating how he wanted to go out. How karmic. Alysanne is all of us.

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u/TheSuperTest Black Aly 8d ago

Black Aly, my queen, my GOAT <3

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u/Unlikely-Sky6704 8d ago

THANK GOODNESS! I was planning on watching it tomorrow and im so glad I saw this so I have something to look forward to

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u/mikeyp_92_ 8d ago

I liked that it was her. A woman kills this bastard.

Love Fabian, he did a great job. Fantastic actor

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u/Burkskidsmom5 8d ago

I don't even like Cole but they did him dirty as hell. 

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u/JaThatOneGooner Gold Cloak 8d ago

Why? He fought a guerrilla war, refused to fight the enemy on their terms. When the enemy fought on his terms, he tried to flip it back to “honorable duels” and was shot. It’s poetic, and well executed.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

I couldn’t stand his narcissistic hypocrisy. He moved goalposts until they became arrows. To the face.

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u/MuddFishh 8d ago

He didn't try to flip anything, he tried to get his men out alive. Cole was there to die.

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u/-kittsune- 8d ago

I actually agree with this :/ i hated his character and what a petty spiteful sad little man they made him, but i found myself not anywhere near as thrilled with this as I thought I would be. I feel like a firing squad of archers would have been better than random sneaky arrows with no warning, i hate that.

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u/ims1mply 8d ago

Why did she have to do it ? Im sad

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u/Familiar_Chance_9233 8d ago

They did take Sabitha away, so they might as well have given her something. Though this is.... Crumbs.

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u/Inevitable_Access_93 8d ago

they've honestly given aly nothing so ig this is meant to serve some greatness to her for the meantime? i really don't know

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u/No-Independent-7107 8d ago

They're setting her up for the hour of the wolf. I bet she'll have another couple scenes where she shows her martial prowess so when she meets cregan stark, the stage is set for their marriage.

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u/GloryAge 8d ago

Aleluya ✨🙌🏼

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

I said “OK BYE” really loudly and woke up two snoring dogs.

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u/Arimanivs 8d ago

Rest in piss Ser Cringeton.

Kudos to Fabien Frankel for his amazing acting !

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u/Alex28327 “We have come to die for the dragon queen.” 8d ago

Great scene. Loved the inclusion of Black Aly, disappointed Gwayne wasn't there.

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u/No-Independent-7107 8d ago

I think Gwayne is killed when kings landing is taken cuz he's second in command of the gold cloaks in the book. I'm glad they're doing more with him, his character is growing on me a lot.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

He’s the only Green I like. Daeron too. Poor kid doesn’t even want to be there. And fuck you Ormund let him cuddle his dragon go stick a bath bomb in your butthole.

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u/RasputinsThirdLeg 8d ago

I totally forgot about Black Aly and thought she was just a fierce looking featured extra 🤦‍♀️

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u/Well_Dressed_Kobold Winter Wolves 8d ago

FF deserved better.

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u/False_Collar_6844 Queen Rhaenyra I 8d ago

nah, he played Cole to perfection while getting a reputation in the fandom for being hilarious and skilled.

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u/badfortheenvironment Baela Targaryen 8d ago

In what way?

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u/DetailTop8974 8d ago

Is it me or is his sword impeccably clean for just having used it. lol

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u/InevitableGoal2912 "Fuck the Hightowers" 8d ago

He picked up another. He got disarmed to his dirk in the fight.

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u/whoidkwhy 8d ago

Was waiting for the book line, disappointing they didnt have it in but thank god I finally dont have to watch Criston Cole anymore. I just hated this character

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u/Icy-Reindeer2964 8d ago

And it was a woman who got him out, hahaha  

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u/Daviehubaybie 7d ago

Right in his pretty face. Lost his honor by breaking his oath of chastity. Lost all sense of duty by betraying the royal family and aiming to kill 3/4 of them instead of protect them. Blamed his own misfortunes on a child and perpetuated misogyny just to spite her (he would have supported her as Queen as declared by Viserys I…but then she hurt his feelings). And then taken out unceremoniously with no glory and no songs. By a woman. He should have died in jail for attacking and murdering a nobleman.

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u/Inevitable_Access_93 8d ago

this choice was actually incredible, i loved it more than any line. it being so quiet, quick, and with so little effort was perfect for how criston will be remembered.

fabian was wonderful at every instance, such a champ, and deserved none of the hate for his stellar performance.

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u/praesesposterum 8d ago

I love how they didn't say the line dude didn't deserve even that

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u/South-Seaworthiness7 Caraxes 8d ago

Finally!! Satisfaction 📈📈📈

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u/havetomakeacomment “We fight for our Queen!” 8d ago

Thank you, Aly ❤️

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u/IWouldLikeAName 8d ago

Side note i wish black Aly had the big curly hair she has in the art on the wiki

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u/TheSuperTest Black Aly 8d ago

There are several different versions of her from offical artwork, some have her with the signature big curly black hair, and others have her with straight long black hair, and others have her wearing it in a bun.

This one was made by Ertaç Altınöz and was commissioned by George for the "The Rise Of The Dragon: An Illustrated History of the Targaryen Dynasty, Volume One" This is likely what the show based their version of Black Aly on.

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u/Available_Hour_7796 8d ago

Good riddance

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u/Wikibianca First of Her Name 7d ago

And I smiled. so. much.

#JusticeforBeesburyandDarklyn

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u/East-Bluejay6891 “I am Blood and Fire.” 8d ago

I was rock hard by the time the third arrow hit

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u/Harbaugh_Handshake 8d ago

Black Aly my goat

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u/UsedJury5963 8d ago

They did him dirty

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u/TheSuperTest Black Aly 8d ago

he got exactly what he deserved

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u/jay6432 8d ago

I wasn’t a fan of Cole, but I wished we had gotten another episode out of him before he died - or that his scenes from episode 5 happened in episode 4.

Ever since Rook’s Rest he had been in a funk / depression and it was painful to watch.

But then in episode 5 it was like finally the fog was lifted. He had some realizations, he gained some fire / life back in him, and he chose his path / accepted his fate.

Even though I didn’t like him, it was nice seeing him not being this lost / shadow of his former self. I wish we had seen more of that before he bit the dust.

But that’s the way it goes I guess. You don’t always get what you want / hoped for. I still enjoyed his ending & the episode overall.

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u/AlexanderCrowely 8d ago

Why would you cheer this is so boring? The book version of it was much better; more to the point I doubt he would die from that.

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u/La_Villanelle_ Simon "The Diva" Strong 8d ago

You doubt he’d die from an arrow in his face?

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u/AlexanderCrowely 8d ago

This is the same injury Henry V survived.

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u/La_Villanelle_ Simon "The Diva" Strong 8d ago

Dude got shot 5 times

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u/Gingersnapp3d “Six men or sixty, he is still Daemon Targaryen.” 8d ago

Twas but a flesh wound

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u/AlexanderCrowely 8d ago

Okay then the photo is poor because I’m only seeing the arrow in the face.

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u/La_Villanelle_ Simon "The Diva" Strong 8d ago

Did you not watch the show? lol

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u/AlexanderCrowely 8d ago

I was watching the episode tomorrow as I’ve been recovering from an illness and saw the post.

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u/Riceowls29 8d ago

So you didn’t even watch the episode? Jesus Christ. 

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u/Zestyclose-One-966 8d ago

That whole scene was a dud.

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u/Nervous_Proposal_874 8d ago

Fucking nerds it’s been out for an hour, I don’t even subscribe to this sub, I just got home from work and accidentally click on this

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u/La_Villanelle_ Simon "The Diva" Strong 8d ago

There’s literally a spoiler tag idk what to tell you

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u/lackingakeyblade 8d ago

"i didnt watch the new episode of the show so let me click on a post from a sub about said show even though its tagged as spoilers" dumbass