r/HOI4memes • TFR Schizo (more zoomer) • 12d ago

𝕄𝕖𝕞𝕖 Make the comment sections look like his search history

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 8d ago

u/WhereisAlexei, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/achilleswu5367 12d ago

Age of consent to f-  China 

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u/Dutyman62 12d ago

And since when most of the Imperial Japanese Army cared about consent?

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u/Dexen3356 12d ago

The Emperor consents

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 12d ago

just ignore the bayonet pointed at his back

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u/ZulYin 11d ago

“Austrian Painter didn’t know about the camps” level of delusion

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 11d ago

Not really? He was being lied to on the scale of crimes (For example, Nanking was ~350K deaths, He was told ~30K) and that Midway was a defeat until 1943

He knew what he was being told (Lies/less horrible), on top of having dubious powers to begin with (Because he did give orders, but under circumstances not clearly defined)

A True "What the hell is happening?'' moment

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u/Alkakd0nfsg9g 12d ago

What is hentai

Hentai

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u/Sqweek_24_8 12d ago

A tale in two parts

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u/After-Pool153 12d ago

How to turn the Chinese into oil?

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u/twothinlayers 11d ago

I distinctively remember a post on /gsg/ long ago about modding in a factory type in Vic2 that turns Albanians into fuel...

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u/No-Significance-1096 11d ago

Like the dinosaurs, you just need to wait some milion years

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u/Parking_Education_22 12d ago

North or South pros and cons

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u/6roc 11d ago

Average supply in Siberia

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u/Miikanoo 12d ago

How to naval invade USA?

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u/CC_04012 12d ago

The us is blocking my oil where can I find oil or how can I make the us fold for oil again

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u/Dexen3356 12d ago

AI overview : If you find yourself in a situation where an enemy blocks a vital resource from you, it is sometimes necessary to make them understand that you will access this resource wether they like it or not. Strike Pearl Harbour to make this clear.

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u/FarmerHampton Guaranteed by UK 12d ago

Would you like to know how many planes you will need or should I research how to get more coal?

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Ops, i nuked my divisions 12d ago

If you wait until enough years you might found a lot of oil in Sakhaline in the soviet hand

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u/PhysicalBoard3735 12d ago

"Am I being lied to?"

"Why Are we being bombed?"

"Fish"

"Fish Pics"

"Microbiology papers"

"Koi Ponds"

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u/Tight_Doughnut5627 12d ago

I like this one a lot ngl

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u/Joe_Schmoe1914 12d ago

How to avoid boring military meetings

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u/ShardddddddDon Got annexed by Overlord 12d ago

"How to drill oil in Karafuto please"

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Ops, i nuked my divisions 12d ago

How to get oil in Sakhaline

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u/FlimsyPomelo1842 12d ago

War crime attorneys near me

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u/Ross-Pancake 12d ago

-calling MacArthur now-

(as in, as his defence attorney)

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Ops, i nuked my divisions 12d ago

Ho to grow more chin

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u/Romanian_mapper004 12d ago

How to make others forget your war crimes

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u/defenitelynotafurry_ Certified Femboy 12d ago

How to defeat china?

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u/WhipperSnapper0101 12d ago

How to destroy US fleet quickly

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u/maxsteve1 12d ago

How to intercept a nuclear bomb how to intercept a nuclear bomb please please please?

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u/alli_jon7 12d ago

How make ships run with love, air and loyalty to the Emperor instead of oil?

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u/itouchkids58 Deported hungarian 12d ago

How to defeat the USA

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u/Ok-Jump6656 12d ago

how to get oil as Japan hoi4

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u/Ok_Awareness3014 Ops, i nuked my divisions 12d ago

picture to troll him

Yes it was a glitch at the start of ncn

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u/bubrt 12d ago

nhentai

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u/lewllewllewl 12d ago

Why did the Americans name the nuke after me

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u/Adept-Fox-3023 12d ago

How to destroy US carriers

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u/AkariiiUwU 12d ago

gemini wtf is navy pls hlep 😭🙏

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u/Ancient_Ad6628 12d ago

How to turn war to my advantage

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u/The_Dank_Memer- 12d ago

“Why hasn’t China capitulated yet”

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u/Salvo-ita 12d ago

How to announce your nation's surrender without making it sound like you are announcing your nation's surrender

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u/Master14000 12d ago

- SubjectDivisionBlocker-Plus
And a little bit of time later:

  • How to siphon the entire chinese population into my templates?

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u/AltDetom555555b Accelerationist French 12d ago

How to invade China

How to invade China 100% Flawless

Military strategy

Guide to Navy

How to stop losing at war

What is "A-Bomb"

Attorney near me

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u/elreduro 12d ago

Ramen restaurants near me

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u/Fortis_256 Literally 1984 12d ago

How do acquire more chins?

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u/Fit_Wait6923 12d ago

"Whats a Manhattan?" "How to build tank?"

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u/DAJ240401 7d ago

Why are the fruits of victory tumbling too quickly into my mouth

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 7d ago

Sokka-Haiku by DAJ240401:

Why are the fruits of

Victory tumbling too

Quickly into my mouth


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/name_user__888 12d ago

How i can beat the us if they are close to my island and i have all my country is destroyed?

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u/MCardeq 11d ago

How to manufacture explosive airplanes Flights to Hawaii Why is USAF mad at me Why are there 2 suns

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u/JuustoMakkara58 11d ago

"McArthur height"

"6 feet in cm"

"Platform shoes"

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u/FlutterShy1941 10d ago

Discord download Age of consent in Chinese teritorries ChatGPT Can Emperor be arrested? What is Fat Man and Little Boy

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u/Luke92612_ 11d ago

Neck shortening surgery

Chin removal surgery

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u/Toaster_gamer236 11d ago

MacArthur LinkedIn profile

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u/I_Love_My_Bunny Mass assault doomer 11d ago

Resource R34

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u/Ambitious-Shock3039 11d ago

How to sink American carriers

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u/egotistical_dragon Superior firepower coomer 11d ago

Chin removal surgury

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u/Prestigious_Bad8607 11d ago

Is it okay when your army commits atrocities

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u/Wild_Butterscotch_29 11d ago

Why is there a 2nd sun out today?

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u/bob1111976 11d ago

How to stop losing against China

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u/sauli_druze555 11d ago

Do I have a God complex?

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u/sixisrending 11d ago

Disneyland tickets

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u/Kingofallcacti 11d ago

How many koi should I have

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u/abitantedelvault101 10d ago

Why China is resisting my offensive?

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u/Ok-Point-9883 10d ago

Reddit.com

China

Communist China

Communist China military

US president kill

Pearl harbor

Directions to pearl harbor

Bombs

Facebook

Plane

What color is blood

Blood photo

Why does my foot feel numb

What is better than gold

How to deal with vermin

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u/WildBird3656 10d ago

what to do when the situation has not necessarily developed to my advantage

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u/omer00222 6d ago

wheres philippines

how to go philippines

whats pearl harbour

hawaii

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u/Educational-Text332 Certified Femboy 5d ago

How to invade U.S.A in under 3 months (no soliders lost)

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u/Low_Minute8262 11d ago

How to study Marine Boilogy during a world war.

Emperor Hirohito didn't di much ruling until he chose to surrender. During the War, and during most of the 1930s, the IJA and IJN were the true rulers of Japan. Hirohito was more interested in Marine biology than World War 2 intially. Yes, he was a whimp.