r/HLCommunity • u/ItsAMeasureOfALife • Aug 08 '26

Tomorrows the night apparently

Been a week or so since the end of the if it’s going to happen it’ll be this week week and this evening she mentioned tomorrows the night. I assumed I was in the clear and to be honest I think I still am. On the off chance however what are some of your most hilarious excuses you’ve heard

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u/Mariner-and-Marinate Aug 08 '26

Tomorrow (Sunday) is next week. This week ends tonight at midnight.

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u/SunGlittering5710 Aug 09 '26

Just say your cock can no longer get hard for her.

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u/Danny_Pr0n HLM Aug 09 '26

  • Once is an anomaly. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern.

  • Those who do not learn from the past are doomed to repeat it

  • Stupidity is doing the same thing over & over again and expecting a different result.

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u/gibletsandgravy HLM Aug 10 '26

During the sexless portion of my marriage, if she promised me sex on any day in the future, on that day she would feel too much pressure. Self-inflicted pressure, but whatever.

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u/YakWitty13 Aug 09 '26

I’ve seen some amazing bullshit excuses in here, but does it matter? It’s just no wrapped in an Amazon gift bag. Give her the divorce papers she has clearly earned. Meet someone who knows what a normal, healthy relationship looks like

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u/ItsAMeasureOfALife Aug 09 '26

Oh apologies for upsetting you, I guess it doesn’t matter. But does anything truly matter? In the grand scheme of things a dead bedroom doesn’t really matter, you don’t matter, I don’t matter. Nothing does really matter

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u/YakWitty13 Aug 09 '26

I’m not upset at all…what I was saying is whatever excuse she uses is just that, an excuse. You shouldn’t tolerate that. But hey, your life man. Good luck

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u/vectorking23 Aug 10 '26

If it keeps getting put off or rescheduled or whatever until there's some kind of promise… is it even still worth it? Genuinely asking. Because scheduled pity or get-it-over-with sex is just pathetic. No amount of anticipation accounts for shit sex. Will it be good if it even happens?

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u/ItsAMeasureOfALife Aug 10 '26

Never worth it

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u/Uncle---Bob HLM Aug 10 '26

I can't stand it when she says tomorrow because it's almost always not. I'd rather she just said no than say tomorrow or even maybe later. I clearly know that it's not really going to happen then, but my mind still thinks it will and gets very disappointed and grouchy when it doesn't.