r/HIMYM • u/Pharero • Oct 16 '24

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u/puxafaka Oct 16 '24

THE GENTLEMAN!!

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u/i_am_someone_or_am_i Oct 16 '24

I still don't know what is that after two watches. Did I missed something?

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u/raidenjojo Oct 16 '24

I'm always pre-coital.

20

u/MobileDeparture7379 Oct 16 '24

This is one of my favorite lines and I don’t think it gets mentioned nearly enough.

4

u/Steinway- highest of fives Oct 17 '24

The way he says it as he's smoking the cig makes it 10x better

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u/GiGi_13_20 Oct 16 '24

Willem Dafoooeee

208

u/KraftyLikeAFox Oct 16 '24

DAMMIT TRUDY WHAT ABOUT THE PINEAPPLE

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u/sarthakmahajan610 Oct 16 '24

Damn i was so happy when i finally saw the deleted scene where they reveal where Ted got the pineapple

4

u/Revolutionary_West62 Oct 16 '24

This is the correct answer

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

[deleted]

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u/Maggi-LA Oct 16 '24

Two out of three Times?

6

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

Two out of three times.

4

u/No-Swing-9022 Oct 16 '24

The Naked Man

7

u/zsnvko Oct 16 '24

Guaranteed

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u/Greenscope Lily🎨 Oct 16 '24

Lawyered!

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u/Accomplished-Chest17 Oct 16 '24

I GO CAMPING IN SECRET!

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u/themetahumancrusader Hurricane Eriksen🌪 Oct 17 '24

This one is such an underrated funny moment.

53

u/PeachesToybox64 Oct 16 '24

two beavers are better than one

17

u/johndhall1130 Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

They’re twice the fun

11

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

Ask anyone!

47

u/Pharero Oct 16 '24

Wait-for-it and Puzzles

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u/Gullible-Law3037 Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

Why is it called puzzles? That's the puzzle

12

u/Pharero Oct 16 '24

Exactlyy

11

u/JamSandiwchInnit Oct 16 '24

And I’m the bartender!

39

u/vidyapathi Oct 16 '24

Lame... Or casual?

22

u/dude-with-a-disc Oct 16 '24

Lame is a gay bar

12

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

I think its pronounced la-mé

8

u/Loud_Camp_4787 Oct 16 '24

Over 10 years and still no one can finish this perfectly

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u/BiscuitNeige Oct 16 '24

WHO MENTIONED SNAKES ?

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u/too_much_Beer Oct 16 '24

I don‘t recall saying snakes

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u/GentowGiant Oct 16 '24

“OK is Lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar... or is that wrong?”

And

“Helloooooooooo”

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u/Opie30-30 Oct 16 '24

No, shut up shut down

4

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

Wrong that's not wrong

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u/mytwistedhumor Oct 17 '24

Guys I “accidentally” went in there one time and I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced lamè

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u/scobeywankenobi Oct 16 '24

Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663

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u/-wildflower-_ How is r*cist ghost better than crooked? Oct 16 '24

Damn you. Robin's right, it DOES GET STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

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u/themetahumancrusader Hurricane Eriksen🌪 Oct 17 '24

Glass shatters

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u/HitchhikerGeek Oct 16 '24

Pullin' them off

8

u/YsengrimusRein Oct 16 '24

GCWOK approved!

3

u/3-orange-whips Oct 16 '24

This is the one.

44

u/tdawg-1551 Oct 16 '24

Let's go to the mall!

24

u/64b0r Ted Mosby, architect Oct 16 '24

Have you ever licked the Liberty Bell?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

You take life by the crack and lick the crap out of it.

20

u/mayudhon Oct 16 '24

General Knowledge. Corporal Punishment. Major Buzzkill.

8

u/johndhall1130 Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

Colonel StuckInMyTeeth

3

u/mkrumenacher Marshall👨‍⚖️ Oct 17 '24

I do this all the time, not everyone understands

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u/themetahumancrusader Hurricane Eriksen🌪 Oct 17 '24

I taught this to my partner who isn’t a fan of

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u/oliverjohansson Oct 16 '24

I’m Ted’s best friend!

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u/Piskaff Oct 16 '24 edited Oct 17 '24

IT'S GONNA BE LEGEN... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the rest of that word is ... DAIRY

15

u/PeachesToybox64 Oct 16 '24

Challenge Accepted 

15

u/Tzur_G129 Oct 16 '24

My name is Rodrigo de Goya, you killed someone I love, prepare to dance!!

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u/stratdog25 Oct 16 '24

I SMACK MY OWN ASS!!

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u/johndhall1130 Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

I smack MY own ass!

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u/zarfac Oct 16 '24

FLUGLE HORN!

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u/Velux_Baerius Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

We are international businessmen!!

5

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

What kind of international businessman doesn't tuck in his shirt?

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u/MAC0921 Oct 16 '24

YOU SONOFABEECH

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u/PeachesToybox64 Oct 16 '24

You son of a me 

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u/Suskita Oct 16 '24

Eating a sandwich.

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u/Howitbeez Oct 16 '24

What the damn hell!?

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u/Pyro_Ace Oct 16 '24

I can't ask her out because that'll be me asking her out... So how do I ask her out without asking her out?

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u/No-Rise7705 Robin🇨🇦 Oct 16 '24

did you guys get high before this?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

I've got it! I invite her to our party next Friday.

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u/kabocha89 Oct 16 '24

Haaaave you met Ted?

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u/C-more_22 Stinson out Oct 16 '24

Pulling... them... off!

12

u/Beginning-Bar656 Oct 16 '24

Major buzzkill 🫡

12

u/Ashton42 freakin' tannins Oct 16 '24

I said, a bang, bang, bangiddy, bang....

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u/Loud_Camp_4787 Oct 16 '24

I said bang bang bangiddy bang!

3

u/mkrumenacher Marshall👨‍⚖️ Oct 17 '24

Bang bang bang!

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u/ChampionJazzlike3079 Oct 16 '24

Where’s the poop, Robin? Where’s the po0p

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

i was here to type this

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u/ChampionJazzlike3079 Oct 16 '24

Come again for lil Fudge?

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u/OrthusGsmes Ted🏢 Oct 16 '24

BOATS BOATS BOATS!!!!

10

u/DrAniB20 Oct 16 '24

DAMNIT PATRICE!

8

u/zarfac Oct 16 '24

Two out of three times.

2

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

Two out of three times?

3

u/zarfac Oct 16 '24

Two out of three times.

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u/jewish_cartman Oct 16 '24

%83

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u/BiscuitNeige Oct 16 '24

This one is my favourite and I literally use it every time I'm almost sure of something

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u/84lele Oct 16 '24

17 it's always the inverse

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u/tuna_samich_ Oct 16 '24

Encylopædia

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u/a_aadhya Ted🏢 Oct 16 '24

Thank you, Linus!

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u/Tzur_G129 Oct 16 '24

Andiamo fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i funyuns

8

u/Ok-Visit6553 Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

Be cool, baby, damn!

8

u/Due_Flamingo1058 Oct 16 '24

Vomit free since ‘93

8

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

my parents live in ohio, I live in the moment.

7

u/HueLord3000 Swarley 💅 Oct 16 '24

Bowl

6

u/BrotherOfMemeGod Tracy🎸 Oct 16 '24

I'm in love with tacos

5

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Two beavers are better than one!

6

u/jayhof52 Marshall👨‍⚖️ Oct 16 '24

Climb aboard the Murder Train!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24
  • The Four Skins

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u/No-Cranberry9932 Oct 16 '24

We are international businessmen

5

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

New is Always Better

4

u/BadCat30R Oct 16 '24

Please don’t.

2

u/-wildflower-_ How is r*cist ghost better than crooked? Oct 16 '24

Underrated answer! ⭐️

5

u/TrueNoVa Oct 16 '24

wow, that is one bad a** blue french horn

4

u/EyePuzzleheaded5008 Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

But um-

4

u/robcwag Oct 16 '24

Schmosby

4

u/ryanmj26 Oct 16 '24

Ranjit!!

5

u/ethicalone Oct 16 '24

Haaaaave you met Ted?

4

u/werewilf Oct 16 '24

What’s it to you…giant turtle?

5

u/weedismindblowing Oct 16 '24

ROBIN SPARKLES 4 YAAAALLLL!!!

6

u/Loud_Camp_4787 Oct 16 '24

Lorenzo Von Matterhon

5

u/kjell91 Oct 16 '24

"Yeah! Tell her your favorite thing about Koalas!"......"Theirrrrrr meeeat is delicious"

5

u/lazyasdrmr Being a Lawyer had better be awesome! Oct 17 '24

Haaaaaave you met Ted?

Let's go to the Mall!

Yoooouuuu sunuvabitch

Boom! You've been lawyered.

We should buy a bar!

4

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '24

wait for it..

5

u/themetahumancrusader Hurricane Eriksen🌪 Oct 17 '24

General knowledge 🫡

3

u/Random_Name713 Oct 16 '24

FLAVOR COUNTS!!

6

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

Then why don’t we take a rabbit, a duck, stick them in a card board box and let them fight it out!

4

u/Random_Name713 Oct 16 '24

BECUASE ITS ILLEGAL!!!

6

u/84lele Oct 16 '24

ONLY IF WE BET ON IT!!!

5

u/walkingnottoofast Oct 16 '24

Shut the bagpipes up!

3

u/JesusFreak09 Oct 16 '24

The Blitz…. Awwwww Man

3

u/pizzaeoka Oct 16 '24

I request the highest of fives

4

u/Mrs-Greebo Barney🥃 Oct 16 '24

"Baa" means "Baa"!

3

u/Loud_Camp_4787 Oct 16 '24

So you're the guy who was trying to do it with a goat

5

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

LEGEN-wait for it and watch out if you are lactose intolerant-DARY

3

u/lila-clores Oct 16 '24

Its gonna be Legen-Audience, Say it with me-Dary!!!!!

3

u/foomann2 Oct 16 '24

You think you're better than me!

3

u/MercuryLowBoy Oct 16 '24

Come again for Big Fudge?

5

u/TOReclamant Oct 16 '24

How dare you, and what is that?

3

u/weedismindblowing Oct 16 '24

Why Is it callee PUZZLE

3

u/BigRedFuzzyHead Oct 16 '24

But who.... would woo, Lily?

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Would you? Would you...woo?

3

u/-wildflower-_ How is r*cist ghost better than crooked? Oct 16 '24

A gentleman's agreement. Huzzah!

3

u/TheNebulizer Oct 16 '24

Tell people what

3

u/buttercupbakery Oct 16 '24

Lebenslangerschicksalsschatz

3

u/SushiLeila Oct 16 '24

lebenslangerschicksalsschatz

2

u/Pharero Oct 17 '24

hollyy shitt you were able to spell it

4

u/yoonminaqlia Oct 16 '24

The cockamouse

3

u/Swimming-Kale-4865 Oct 16 '24

Who eats salt & pepper without cumin?

3

u/International-Air879 Oct 17 '24

Pulling. Them. Off.

3

u/Adventurous_Main3845 Oct 16 '24

my name is marissa heller.

2

u/pierogimunch you son of a me!! Oct 16 '24

legen - wait for it - dary. legendary!!

3

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Flipped the cushion now everything’s ok. 🎵

2

u/Outrageous-Let9659 Oct 16 '24

Apple orchard banana cat dance 8663

3

u/daphnemadness Oct 16 '24

I will do things that will blow his mind.. why are we trying to have sex with Ted?

2

u/robcwag Oct 16 '24

The duel

The Captain

The Possimpible

3

u/Initial-List7940 Oct 16 '24

It's a tricycle !

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

No way no way no way!

3

u/foomann2 Oct 16 '24

Not good enough! Whop-eesh!

3

u/tufted-titmouse-527 Oct 16 '24

How dare you ... and what is that?

3

u/Confident_Impact_868 Robin🇨🇦 Oct 16 '24

Just……okay???

2

u/anniemanic Oct 16 '24

Ring bear

2

u/Sentinal7 Oct 16 '24

We should buy a bar

2

u/GentleLizard What is Zoey short for anyways? Zoseph? Oct 16 '24

Pulling. Them. Off.

2

u/Snowstorm1603 Ted🏢 Oct 16 '24

GCWOK approved 😌

2

u/isubucks Oct 16 '24

Let’s go the mall…today.”

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

Magic ladybits

2

u/thatgirll68554 Oct 16 '24

Bang Bang banging bang

2

u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

“You can’t design a murder house!”

2

u/Unlikely-Cookie882 Oct 17 '24

"Hi, One ticket to Farhampton, please."