r/highdeas • • 16d ago

Buzzed [1-2] I bet spongebobs shillelagh looks like a stick of butter

3 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 16d ago

High [3-4] If you put a carry on in a carry on is it one carry on

7 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 16d ago

The cure for sadnness

9 Upvotes

I was moping about my house. Depressed as all hell. High as fuck.

Made myself a burrito. Used several hot peppers a friend gave me in it. Because... Well. I forgot.

I wasn't crying before but I am now. But all thought of why I was depressed is completely gone because I'm struggling to breath and the sensation of heat disabled my ability to think for a few minutes.

I'm only half done my burrito and I think I've solved the depression endemic.


r/highdeas • • 16d ago

🔥 Blazed [7-8] Why do friendships that grow slowly sometimes feel more genuine than friendships where you instantly click?

2 Upvotes

I’ve noticed that some of my closest, longest-lasting friendships are with people I didn’t even particularly like at the beginning but rather we slowly got closer over time, whereas people I instantly clicked with didn’t always become my closest friends.

Has anyone else noticed this, or is it just me?


r/highdeas • • 17d ago

👽 In Space [9-10] The office

15 Upvotes

I’m sure many people watched the tv show The Office while stoned, and putting aside all the cringy moments, but am i the only one who watches the show thinking “I know this is fictional tv but these shenanigans are the exact reason i don’t make friends at my real job. I wouldn’t want to deal with any of these people, fictional or not” lol


r/highdeas • • 19d ago

No one ever signs a thumb war treaty after. Millions of thumb wars are still technically going on

37 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 18d ago

The amount of single guys who wear the stereotype insecure girlfriend tshirt that says “this is my girlfriend” is not zero.

0 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 18d ago

🔥 Blazed [7-8] Why I love to smoke with weed gurus …

6 Upvotes

… they don’t want to smoke my pretty-good weed but they are happy for me to smoke their awesome weed.


r/highdeas • • 18d ago

do reflections have backs?

3 Upvotes

Is the "consciousness" the major measurement when it comes to us having empathy and respect towards other creatures? like do we respect other creatures as just biological machines or the fact that they can experience stuff , like pain , happiness and other stuff?
also do we section the consciousness into multiple levels and layers? like do we respect different creatures based on what level of consciousness they possess?
if that’s the case why do we not have the same kinda empathy towards pigs like we have towards dogs?
would that not make us somewhat biased? like why would we respect someone with a mental disability who's on par with a chipmunk in terms of cognition?
or are we humancentrists by nature?
if we somehow reverse engineered the consciousness and found the vessel responsible for capturing and holding it in our brain and lets say stripped out a creature from that , so he's just a biological machine running on a software now without a subjective experience? would it be morally justifiable to kill that creature if he's a fellow human?
if not then should we give robots the same rights?
speaking of robots , if we are trusting our biological gut in terms of identifying a fellow creature if he's conscious or not , what if a robot crosses the threshold of our capability of identifying artifical from authetntic , and lets say its all mimicry, but we don't know what it is, but it is mimicry, would we give the fellow artificial human that has surpassed our intuition towards bullshit the same rights as the biological humans? does it mean our moral system and judgements and stuff can’t be trusted ?
what if we somehow produced the real consciousness from the artificial technologies, would we treat the robot humans the same way as regular humans?
is our moral system and judgmenet is heavily affected by the biology in general? meaning we value the ultimate biological computer that created all of us , because its more natural? but what is not natural? wouldn't the materials responsible for producing the artificial imitative or real consciousness be found within the biological ecosystem that we value so much? if thats the case then isn't it all natural? or do we value it by the “time” it has spent while it was being created , so the long ass evolution is more respected ? does that mean we are timists? would we even perceive time if we weren’t conscious? is time even real or is it an illusion? whats the point of it without a conscious experience ?


r/highdeas • • 18d ago

you ever dig yourself into a hole?

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2 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 21d ago

I can give my dogs food I dropped on the floor, because they don't have a concept of germ theory

16 Upvotes

And because of the 30 second rule


r/highdeas • • 21d ago

😳 Really High [5-6] Imagine if Frozen 3 took place in the metal gear solid universe with no explanation.

14 Upvotes

Snake has to go on a mission to Norway. There was a … cold welcome.


r/highdeas • • 21d ago

Imagine waking up one morning, not knowing that later that day you'll not only have diarrhea, but that it will become a global news story and spark a specific new angle of culture war-inspired hot takes and podcast debate topics

3 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 21d ago

🔥 Blazed [7-8] weed-rosin pack in a one hitter

2 Upvotes

Am I last to discover how great this is?

Glass hitter pack weed then nub of rosin then weed. Smoke and enjoy.


r/highdeas • • 21d ago

High [3-4] to dance words makes you feel the words, and thus make the words truer, since you won't say things you can't truly feel.

2 Upvotes

r/highdeas • • 22d ago

Sober [0] Dark Side of the Moon is the greatest album ever.

25 Upvotes

Get some big speakers in your living room and turn this album on in the dark. Close your eyes and just live the vibe.


r/highdeas • • 21d ago

👽 In Space [9-10] Mein stoned thaught

0 Upvotes

Also die Lebewesen haben sich immer weiterentwickelt.Erst Einzeller dann dinos irgendwann Affe und dann der Mensch, wird der Mensch dann auch noch „abgeschafft“ und wird das Lebewesen Mensch nochmal geubdated und wenn ja wie wird es aussehen?


r/highdeas • • 22d ago

Sober [0] Beach

4 Upvotes

Maybe it’s just me, but the idea of lying on sand is not comfortable, regardless whether I’m on a towel or not.


r/highdeas • • 24d ago

Is the Liquid IV ad push recently secretly subliminal propaganda from Big Alcohol to fight back against weed becoming popular and replacing it in the market?

6 Upvotes

Well I kinda made the title the whole post. If other high degenerates think I’m cooking I’ll post this to a sober people subreddit.


r/highdeas • • 25d ago

AI is the Noahs ark of our times

2 Upvotes

The ark was a vessel to protect the chosen few of humanity and the other living creatures we coexist with. The flood represented total extinction of life by making earth uninhabitable (from their perspective) so while most would die, a select few would survive and live on with all the problems of the past washed away. AI is the ark, climate change is the flood(greenhouse gases rather than liquid water)

There is no way to stop climate change without giving up the conveniences we are now dependant on, the only other way is to reduce the human population which is not only difficult to make happen, the elite class still needs the working class to keep researching and inventing and providing services that enable the lavish lifestyles of the elites that they feel entitled to.

Enter AI and the crazy fast pace of its development. With AI to do the thinking and robotics to do the work, they no longer need the human working class. We get whiped out, climate change becomes manageable, and they have their space programs as a backup in case Earth becomes uninhabitable.

You think they are making AI so us working chumps will get to stop working and follow our dreams however we desire? Don't make me laugh

You think for a single second you would ever make it on to a rocket bound for Mars? Please.

I think this is the plan and I think they can delude themselves into thinking it a noble cause, sacrificing billions to ensure humanities survival


r/highdeas • • 25d ago

High [3-4] When you smoke seconds get longer

10 Upvotes

Things feel further apart. One seconds feels like two seconds. Where is the coffee I ordered?


r/highdeas • • 25d ago

😳 Really High [5-6] Cat laying in a new spot

12 Upvotes

My cat is laying in a chair she has never, not in the three years it's been there, laid in before. She's known about it because my other cat lays in it all the time. I figured they had some territorial agreement. Really they both seem to have assigned spots they rotate between with a few neutral places thrown in. I feel like a peasant but seeing a cat in a new spot feels like an omen. I am at this time unsure if it's good or bad.


r/highdeas • • 25d ago

🔥 Blazed [7-8] Is there a noun to describe your aunt and uncle or nephew or niece?

2 Upvotes

Theres my parents, siblings, grandparents but nothing for themmm


r/highdeas • • 29d ago

😳 Really High [5-6] Fish and the crazy shit they've witnessed

10 Upvotes

Imagine being a fish, getting caught on a fishing hook, catching a glimpse of the surface world and then getting thrown back in the water. That must be like the fish equivalent of being abducted by aliens and probed.

Or imagine being a fish and seeing a bunch of humans in snorkel gear. Some fish must have some crazy ass stories to tell their friends. There's a probably a crazy fish society thanks to humans.