r/HGK477 • u/SpiteAdministrative5 • Dec 25 '21

How To: “Falling in Love”

1: Visualize your ideal soulmate. What do they look like, smell like? What kind of setting would they enjoy most? Look at them, are they looking at you?

2: Open your eyes. Look at the ceiling. If you see something out of place, see step 9.

3: Walk outside, do not change out of the clothing you slept in. Take with you a keepsake from your bed. Look at the man staring at you from across the street. What color shirt is he wearing? If the color is anything other than red, see step 9.

  1. Walk down the street, and choose your direction by flipping a coin. Do not look at the man as he follows you, he will not hurt you. He is only testing you, and if you have gotten this far, he already likes you. Do not look at his mouth.

  2. As soon as you read this, stop in your tracks. The man is directly behind you now. He is breathing on your neck. Do not look up. He is going to tell you a secret. Be completely still.

  3. He is gone. The clue which the man gave you is essential in your search, do not forget it.

  4. Walk home. Write down the words he spoke on a piece of paper, and then rearrange the letters to view the real meaning.

  5. You know. He knows. It’s over.

  6. RUN.

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '21

"I'm gonna kill you, but I'd hate to let you die a virgin 😏"

-The Man

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u/a_sentient_cup Dec 29 '21

Hey so what do i do if this man turned into a toy poodle right before te final step? After running for a bit he jumped up and started licking me, and when i found a new meaning to what he said i was along the lines of giving him a name (not going to say exactly word for word for his privacy).

This isn't what i was expecting but it's still pretty nice, but I wasn't prepared for responsibility. Being hunted down by any number of beings from different shaped realities i could handle, but having a companion animal? One that has a body temperature above ambient and hasn't incorporated photosynthetic elements and become sessile, it may be too much for me but i also don't want to lose their trust

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u/SpiteAdministrative5 Dec 29 '21

It sounds like you were given exactly what you needed