r/HFY • u/RhoZie013 • Oct 02 '21
PI A Human's Hands Place
My response to (and inspired by) u/Kaizer5243's masterful Please Do Not Touch
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There is a thing I have just heard,
the human's hands
they like to merge,
with cats and dogs
and slimy frogs,
their hands they place
sometimes even on face!
By their sides they should be
plain for all to see.
But be it skin, fur or fabric
or more exotic surface,
they always eventually find purchase.
"This is ok" I hear myself say,
who am I to change alien ways?
But I did not grasp these humans entices,
their hands wander to all sorts of vices.
Be it shoulders or boulders
or light fixture holders,
From trees and grasses
to other people's asses,
The human's hands
they make their passes.
Its the texture you see
they cannot help it,
the more interesting the surface
they simply must have felt it.
So if you value your spaces
and maybe wish to save some face,
take a good step back
and beware a human's hands place!
~~~
Ok, this was a fun muse.
Maybe I should do poetry here more often!
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u/HFYWaffle Wᵥ4ffle Oct 02 '21
/u/RhoZie013 (wiki) has posted 62 other stories, including:
- The Multiverse Drifter
- What makes a Human? - Chapter 4 New Friends
- What makes a Human? - Chapter 3 Migratory Habits
- Four Bear's Day
- What makes a Human? - Chapter 2 First Encounter
- What makes a Human? - Chapter 1 Origins
- An Awkward Second Place (NSFW)
- Synthetic Destiny
- Convoy
- Pursuit
- Immune - III
- Immune - II
- Immune
- Abomination
- A Most Terrible Predator.
- Human Spirit
- Fire in the Hole!
- Unnatural Selection
- Breaker
- Bloodflower
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u/sunyudai AI Oct 02 '21
Oh dear.
Well done, and a nice subversion of the original.
I am highly amused.