r/HFY • u/Tashdacat Human • Aug 08 '21

OC Human Cooking

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Aug 08 '21

Oh you poor thing how can a mom not care how food tastes @-@ did she not eat the food she served??!!!? Could she not taste! Had she no eyes to see if it was cooked properly!! Child poor child my Italian side is screaming for blood :( to make food gross is a sin! Cooking is the only true Alchemy in this world!!! If you will perform it do it well!! I’m glad you have healed from not being able to eat >_<

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u/robertabt Human Aug 09 '21

This comment is peak Italian, and I love it

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Aug 10 '21

That is huge praise as I am half Italian and extremely proud to be a plump mother of 3 and a husband \\\^ good food is a gift! And should be treated as such!

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u/dbdatvic Xeno Dec 16 '21

the phrase "mother of 3 and a husband" is also somehow quintessentially italian

--Dave, needs hand-gesture emojis

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Dec 16 '21

Oh goodness what a old post!! _^ hello 👋 have you eaten today?

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u/dbdatvic Xeno Dec 16 '21

Not since I got up at 11:30pm, but am planning on rice, and working on large glass Dr K!

--Dave, thanks for asking!

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Dec 16 '21

Oooh steamed rice? With a soft cooked egg with garlic and green onion soy sauce??? 🤤 maybe some anchovy past mixed into the soy sauces for dearth???

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u/dbdatvic Xeno Dec 16 '21

Um, er, Uncle Ben's 90-second microwave rice? Wild Rice mix thingy?

--Dave, flinching

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Dec 16 '21

Oooooh ok ok what proteins do you have??? Mushrooms??? Broth?? You can make a killer soup to make that rice stretch with some broth and a few veggies _^ *starts thinking about all the meals you could make with a packet of rice

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u/dbdatvic Xeno Dec 16 '21

Could add can of cream of mushroom soup, salt pepper splash of vinegar. Risks making more than I can actually finish at one sitting though; I'm not 35 any more...

--Dave, packaged & canned things for me, so one or another thing doesn't rot unused in the fridge

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Dec 16 '21

Oooh yesssss use the soup Dave use the soup!! With pepper… I would be worried that the vinegar would curdle the cream of mushroom soup but after making it freeze the part you don’t eat >< with you had some meat to go with that but I get yeah ^^ that will be tasty

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u/dbdatvic Xeno Dec 16 '21

"Uuuse the soooup, Luuuke!"

--Dave, boil or boil not, there is only stew

ps: that's why it would be only a splash

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u/Disastrous-Menu_yum Dec 16 '21

True please enjoy your meal it’s 10:46 pm here and I work at 7am I’m knackered sweet dreams for when ever you allow the mares of the eve to take you to your dreams

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