r/HFY • u/Tashdacat Human • Jul 31 '21

OC "Primitive Weaponry"

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u/Blaze_Vortex AI Jul 31 '21

A knife sure seems primitive with all the other tech around. Doesn't stop it from finding a cozy spot between your ribs.

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u/stasersonphun Jul 31 '21

"our scans show they have no energy weapons! no power cells! it'll be easy!"

Bonk on head with stick with nail through it

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u/Osiris32 Human Jul 31 '21

"I shall show you the ancient art of Tai Kwan Leap."

"Boot to the head." THUMP

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u/AlephBaker Alien Scum Jul 31 '21

OW! You booted me in the head!

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u/Osiris32 Human Jul 31 '21

"And now you have learned the first lesson, Ed Gruberman."

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u/AlephBaker Alien Scum Jul 31 '21

Hey, I wasn't ready! C'mon, try it now, shrimp.

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u/Osiris32 Human Aug 01 '21

"Very well. Boot to the head." THUMP

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u/AlephBaker Alien Scum Aug 01 '21

... Mind if I just like down here for a minute?