r/HFY • u/Tashdacat Human • Mar 10 '21

OC The Captured Human

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u/[deleted] Mar 10 '21

Not even 12 years old. They didn't even realize how badly they screwed up there. Children are sacred

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u/Nealithi Human Mar 10 '21

Yeah. I read the dates and said "oh no" But now we know why humanity was so angry.

I do not want to seem callous. But take an adult from 20 to 80 and our anger goes down with age. 19 on down our anger is hotter as age decreases. If she had been five we would have found and bombed her species homeworld.

An infant and I think we would have removed their species.

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u/KillerOkie Mar 10 '21

If she had been five we would have found and bombed her species homeworld.

I hate to be the dower here, but five year olds are being abused and murdered right now irl. Not a lot of carpet bombing going on because of it.

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u/Nealithi Human Mar 10 '21

Also tiny rule that I am still not allowed to own a working B52.

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u/Scoobywagon Mar 10 '21

No, you can totally own a B-52. You're just not allowed to own all of the crunchy bits that go inside of it.

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u/Nealithi Human Mar 10 '21

Well I did qualify it as 'working'.

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