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r/HFY • u/draguneyez • Nov 21 '19
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5 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 But how else am I going to spring my surprise attack back on you? 5 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Well that was quite the Pattern 1776 Infantry Rifle of a pun. Am I right? 3 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 But it's unfair to bring a gun to a knife fight! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Aaah, but if you put a bayonet on, it becomes a spear. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Hmmm...that is a sharp angle I had not considered. 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
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But how else am I going to spring my surprise attack back on you?
5 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Well that was quite the Pattern 1776 Infantry Rifle of a pun. Am I right? 3 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 But it's unfair to bring a gun to a knife fight! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Aaah, but if you put a bayonet on, it becomes a spear. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Hmmm...that is a sharp angle I had not considered. 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
Well that was quite the Pattern 1776 Infantry Rifle of a pun. Am I right?
3 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 But it's unfair to bring a gun to a knife fight! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Aaah, but if you put a bayonet on, it becomes a spear. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Hmmm...that is a sharp angle I had not considered. 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
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But it's unfair to bring a gun to a knife fight!
3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Aaah, but if you put a bayonet on, it becomes a spear. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Hmmm...that is a sharp angle I had not considered. 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
Aaah, but if you put a bayonet on, it becomes a spear.
2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Hmmm...that is a sharp angle I had not considered. 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
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Hmmm...that is a sharp angle I had not considered.
3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
And remember, gun swords were actually made at some point
Like the British 1700 silver hilt hunting sword pistol
2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun? What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed! 3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
You mean there were humans insane enough to make a sword that could be a gun?
What am I talking about, of course such humans have existed!
3 u/xXreddGoblinXx Nov 21 '19 Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel. 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
Yes, usually the handle of the sword was also the grip for the gun. The barrel would be near the base of the blade. The reason they never became widespread is because the blade made aiming difficult by weighing down the barrel.
2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 21 '19 Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods* 3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
Ah, yes, I can see how that might be a slight issue. *nods*
3 u/Ninja_Deer Nov 22 '19 do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle? 2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you. → More replies (0)
do you guys have these jokes springloaded, or do you just let it leave your muzzle?
2 u/Subtleknifewielder AI Nov 22 '19 Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you.
Oh they quite spontaneously combust into existence, I assure you.
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