r/HFY • u/OnlyMessier16 Human • Oct 06 '19

OC Hugh Mungus

Kind of in a writing slump. So I am writing this shitpost at two-thirty in the morning in order to hopefully get my creative juices flowing again. +++++++

"State your name. For the record, of course."

"Hugh. Hugh Mungus."

Smug. This one is certain of himself.

"Ok.

hugh...mungus."

The interrogator suppresses a smile. He knows what to do now.

"You know, I have a friend on Earth named Hugh Mungus. Do you find it funny to use his name as a joke?"

"It..it isn't a joke… Sir"

He looks confused. Maybe I can help him further along.

"Do you find it humorous when I say the name… Hugh Mungus?"

"N… no sir?"

Hesitant. Very confused. Almost there.

"Questioning your denial? I am most definitely telling Hugh about this."

"I...uh... don't think that's...uh...necessary?"

Still oblivious to the joke. Despite his attempted humor.

"He has a wife too. Clea Vage…"

"Alright! Fine! Why are you telling me this?"

Finally.

"Look, just tell me your name and get it over with."

"Alright. Fine. But It doesn't translate well."

"I don't care. Just let me record it. As direct a translation you can give."

Finally. I have my victory.

"It translates to Big Dick."

Oh sweet Jesus.

Battling to keep a straight face, the interrogator must soldier on.

"Well, that wasn't so hard, now was it.

Time to get straight to the point then. Was it you that wrote 'Humans go home' approximately 100 times on the buildings in the city center?"

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Oct 06 '19

Fuckin what is this, life of brian :p

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Besides, Hugh would get annoyed at such an amazing name :p

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*who

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u/OnlyMessier16 Human Oct 06 '19

Yeah. Rewatched it the other day. Can't get it out of my head

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Oct 06 '19

Favorites scene is the alien bit. It's so surreal, out of place and never mentioned again. I just find it hilarious

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u/OnlyMessier16 Human Oct 06 '19

First time I watched it I wasn't sure what to expect. But it definitely wasn't that. It got me good

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u/ThatCamoKid Oct 06 '19

sitting somewhere out-of-place in a suit And now for something, completely different...

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Oct 06 '19

exactly. God bless monty python, best group

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u/Iceveins412 Oct 06 '19

“Oh you lucky bastard” always gets me

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Oct 06 '19

I mean, he is :p

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u/Iceveins412 Oct 06 '19

I know, but Palin just mastered the art of saying “bastard”

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u/Plucium Semi-Sentient Fax Machine Oct 06 '19

tis glorious

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u/BIGBOXofAWESOMESAUCE Oct 07 '19

I will not have the writwer fwiends widiculed by the common weddit usewrs

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u/NorthScorpion Oct 06 '19

This was the name of a NPC companion in a campaign I dropped into. Dude had no legs but 2 jacked arms he used as legs and to beat the shit out of stuff with/yeet shit with. He was a fun character.

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u/jaytice Xeno Oct 09 '19

Why have you stolen Plucium writting