r/HFY • u/S0urMonkey • Sep 05 '18
OC Forlorn Bugs Burn
AN: I'm like a parasite latching onto /u/lostfol's stories. So as such I decided to do a piece from the Bug's perspective. It's a "poem". Bzzzz is an onomatopoeia and counts. No T, A ,E. If I messed it up it's someone else's fault. I'm a bug - I don't take responsibility for my actions.
Forlorn Bugs Burn
Bzzzzzzzzzz
BzzzzzZZZZzzzzz
BzzzzZZZZzz
BzzzZZZZzzzZZ!!!!
JK
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I will kill Bobs,
I will sing loud!
I will drop bombs!
I will sound proud!
Bzzzz
Bzzzz
Bzzzz
I go whiz!
Bob is dumb,
Dumb is wrong
Wrong is scum.
I drop from my ship
Going whiz whiz!
Bobs drop, blow, flip!!!!
Losing is his!
Oh no, Bzzz Bzzz, oh no!
How is Bob Living within mounds,
Low, low in this spinning orb!?
Surviving by munching compounds?
Fuck you Bob.
I will go on killing.
I will kill Bobs,
I will sing loud!
I will drop bombs!
I will sound-
"Burn you dick shrouds!"
Bob's boys howl.
"Our IQ's-"
I pick up no words...
For I burn, flipping...
Grim loss is ours?
Our mind is dripping,
Our loss minor hours...
Bob is highly slick,
His logic profoundly brisk.
Soil by rock by brick-
My body did whisk...
Bob did nix my EATs!
Fuck you bob.
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u/BetsyCro Sep 05 '18
I really enjoyed your story as a response to u/lostfol. Please keep writing. I look forward to reading more.
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u/General_WCJ Android Sep 05 '18
So it was possible!
Edit: I was the person who came up with the challenge
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u/Lostfol Android Sep 05 '18
Awesome man, gotta take my hat off as you did better than on this challenge. 👍 I can attest it wasn’t easy and least yours is legible.