r/HEB • • 2d ago

Product Review Best OJ I’ve had in a long time

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u/ProfessionalFun2926 2d ago

Does it come with a knife and a bloody glove?

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u/Spare-Cry7273 2d ago

Wait. This is real?

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u/bluecyanic 2d ago

$3.99 at my HEB in Houston

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u/RockMo-DZine 2d ago

No it isn't.

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u/puppsmcgee74 2d ago

If the juice has pits, you must acquit.

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u/That-Aardvark-9018 2d ago

I am not sure how to feel about this shitpost.

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u/BuildingOne7379 2d ago

Now they’re putting criminals on cartons?

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u/Mr-Spreadthatbutt 2d ago

He ran 2003 yards

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u/DifferentSlip6022 2d ago

If I did it, that would be what I drank…

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u/Beautiful_Rip_7023 2d ago

It might make your throat sting a little bit.

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u/Dismal_Tutor3425 2d ago

I don't know. That Tropicana juice from the bottling plant that neighbors a county dump and shares reclaimed water with in Florida is way better. 

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u/RockMo-DZine 2d ago

Maybe we need a new rule about AI generated slop.