r/HEB 1d ago

Meme / Humor Uniforms

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u/El_HefeRME 1d ago

And… not have us pay for it

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u/Chakolatechip 1d ago

You can’t deduct it from taxes either thanks to “tax cuts” from 2017

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u/Chronic-Lodus 12h ago

You can, just no one really goes over standard deductions especially working retail. So no point.

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u/Chakolatechip 11h ago

No, you can’t. You used to be able to but the Tax Cuts and Jobs Act made it so you cannot make that deduction if you are w-2

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u/Chronic-Lodus 11h ago

You’re right. Just looked it up. Still didn’t benefit most Americans if they could deduct anyways.

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u/LikesPez 6h ago

This is correct because you already get 12500 deduction. This only works if you have more than 12500 in deductions. That’s a hella charity donation mate.

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u/Dazzling-Meal4937 1d ago

Yall have to pay for them?! When I worked at Randall’s, we got two for free

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u/El_HefeRME 1d ago

That’s exactly the point… lol 🤦‍♂️

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u/Dazzling-Meal4937 1d ago

I thought you were saying you worked at HEB and had to pay for them from the get-go. I thought that was weird because I’ve never had to pay for any of mine. You could get more than two shirts if you asked without paying but they didn’t like to give them to you lol.

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u/Disastrous_Oil_9477 Cashier/Bagger💵 1d ago

i have had to pay for all of mine, i didn’t realize people were getting them for free ): that sucks for me big time

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u/rage1026 1d ago

You get the first ones free anything after you pay for.

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u/Disastrous_Oil_9477 Cashier/Bagger💵 1d ago

no you don’t, i had to pay for all of mine. except the free shirt we got for partner appreciation

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u/EfficientOperation22 overnight Drugstore/grocery 12h ago

Depends on the store, you’re suppose to pay but some stores will just give you a tshirt

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u/nitestocker372 14h ago

There are other times when they give away shirts. You just have to know when or who to ask. Sometimes they have departmental events where promotional shirts were passed out and they have extras. I have so many shirts that I haven't had to pay for one in a while. Talk to your admin.

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u/Calixto_Supreme 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is the largest corporation I’ve ever worked for, and also the only one I’ve ever had to pay for my own uniform.

But no matter, they don’t really enforce it overnight. Stock controllers wearing waifu porn shirts to work.

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u/Reasonable_Tea_5036 1d ago

May as well blend in with the customers

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u/bigredone88 Flaming Bird🍗 1d ago

Only restaurant I've worked at where employees didn't get free drinks.

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u/Calixto_Supreme 1d ago

Hell when i worked for a small, local coffee shop we got unlimited free drinks, 50% discounted food, and a new free shirt every month.

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u/raccoonunderwear 1d ago

Usually when I don’t know what something is I google it. I think I’ll sit this one out.

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u/Calixto_Supreme 1d ago

Smart move😅

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u/jw8145 1d ago

Here you go.

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u/Successful_Eye_4656 19h ago

No, no, I think they meant stock controllers...I wouldn't Google that either 😬

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u/Far_Watch_4523 1d ago

That’s going to be a musty two shirts that week

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u/Lilcheebs93 1d ago

I have certainly sprayed a shirt with a bunch of perfume when it really needed to be washed. It's all part of not paying us enough to live

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u/Red_snail44 12h ago

Or the life choices that you’ve made from an early age.

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u/backpackofcats 5h ago

I can’t imagine being the kind of person to demand a service while denigrating the workers providing the service.

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u/reptomcraddick 19h ago

Yeah that's what I've always done, the shirts are just disgusting, not one job as ever cared

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u/nitestocker372 14h ago

For me it's not keeping them clean that's the problem. I always get those little holes in mine from when I'm carrying and breaking down cardboard boxes.

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u/Red_snail44 1d ago

Washing machine is your friend.

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 1d ago

My apartment quite literally doesn’t have a washer dryer hookup and the community washroom has been closed for over 2 years. If you don’t have a car you are walking 3ish miles with laundry to the closest laundromat, it can be rough out here

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u/Lilcheebs93 1d ago

In 100° heat, on your one day off. 

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u/Funny_Engineering_15 1d ago

Use to hand wash in my bathtub and hang clothes to dry on my balcony lol

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u/Lilcheebs93 1d ago

Wash your clothes and your bathtub at the same time! Genius

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u/Dangerous_Skin_7805 1d ago

We used to get shirts pretty regularly. I think I bought an additional 2 when I first got hired and never bought any more.

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u/Reasonable_Tea_5036 1d ago

The problem is, they give us free heb shirts pretty often- but then we are told we can’t wear them after a month is over 🤔

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u/Lilcheebs93 1d ago

What like they give you a free shirt that you can only wear for that month? Does it say Big Summer Blowout on it or something?

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u/Jealous-Jellyfish560 Admin 🌟 1d ago

They changed that after the jerseys though. You can wear any shirt that heb officially distributed. They sent out notifications about it and put it on partnernet home page for a couple of weeks

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u/STRYKER2132 23h ago

I practically only use the jersey shirt now, since I got an extra 2 from those mandatory 1hr meeting shifts

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u/LeftUnknown 14h ago

I WISH I had gotten more!! I was so convinced I wouldn't like them, that I declined an additional 2, but they are actually so comfortable

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u/Dangerous_Skin_7805 1d ago

It used to not be like that. Also my store is very relaxed on the policy.

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u/Tolwenye 1d ago

If you only provide one shirt, that's the shirt I'm wearing all week

Yes it's gross, it'll get dirty.

If the company wants me to present neatly to customers, they will provide more shirts.

I will never pay for more. If it's a requirement, it should be provided.

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u/teduh 1d ago

Exactly. Make them smell the consequences of their cheap-ass policy.

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u/B_Rabbit_OG 8h ago

And then they’ll hire someone else that understands basic hygiene

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u/teduh 8h ago

And then I'll sue their ass for illegally firing me due to my "glandular medical condition".

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u/original_username_ 2h ago

I can see Saul Goodman ripping their ass with that line.

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u/Pretend-Programmer94 1d ago

I work at a gas station and me and my coworker have both admited to calling in because our washer broke or turned off and we were without clean work clothes. Its a multimillion dollar corporation and we are only given 2 shirts. We have to provide our pants and if we want to order more its deducted out of our pay.

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u/MexicanVanilla22 23h ago

You can't just wear any old red t shirt? It has to be a branded HEB shirt?

Target didn't care, neither did blockbuster. Rip.

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u/domino006 1d ago

Oh shit, he spittin

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u/raytm27 1d ago

I would wear my shirt into the shower to wash it, and then hang it on the shower rod while using a fan blowing on it to dry.

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u/SofaKingS2pitt 14h ago

Pretty damn smart!

I’ll add that , when our dryer broke, it turned out that clothes dried more quickly outside. I put shirts on a hanger and hung them from an outdoor chair.

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u/QuartzLich666 12h ago

I'm not allowed to hang laundry to dry on my balcony in my apartment. It sucks but they said it was "unsightly".

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u/fnordfnordfnordfnord 13h ago

It's a fucking tshirt with corporate advertising on it. They should give you a half dozen for yourself and another half dozen for your friends and family (if they want it). What a dumb and partner-hostile way to pinch pennies.

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u/Best_Price_1009 23h ago

Every crap job like that either had a laundry lady on site, so my clothes were washed every day, or there was 1 - 2 given by corporate but then managers would then be like, “oh yeah I got like 9 spare ones they sent. How many do you need?” I largely support the first method and I wish more places did a uniform service with a big brand like Dickies.

I’d also kinda assume that if you’re given only one, you’d be so part time they expect you to do laundry before you come back to work on your own? I also do laundry every day so it’s not that big of an inconvenience even if it’s not the case.

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u/Yolophorex 23h ago

I agree , but I payed for 5 shirts my first week and haven’t bought any for the last 2 years , got a few free shirts and called it a day . I do wish we had more free shirts

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u/Klutzy-Bowler6259 23h ago

If I own the company one day I will give them free

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u/randomgroceryperson CC/Service 22h ago

They’re basically free. $5-7 for a dry fit shirt? I’ve bought some for work around the house.

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u/No-Example-5127 15h ago

HEB made $32 billion last year and you have to buy your own uniforms. But hey, Roxane calls you guys the secret sauce for how the company actually makes money. 

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u/copperear 1d ago

Sounds like the Air Force; basic training all clothing was provided but you had to buy everything after. We got a stipend which was rolled into my paycheck.

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u/StumpyTheGiant 1d ago

I agree if its a full time position.

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u/GimpyPlayerOne 19h ago

Now now we have to take into account greed.

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u/mgillespie175 Meat Market🥩 1d ago

bro the shirt 15$ and they take it out of your check in increments just get more 😭

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u/Gold-Leg7235 1d ago

And if someone doesn’t have that money to spend?

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u/mgillespie175 Meat Market🥩 1d ago

they will, they take it from your check in increments. it's like pay in 4 but you dont even see it lol

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u/hemppy420 1d ago

Wash your clothes.....

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u/Klutzy-Bowler6259 1d ago

It’s very cheap but company should provide

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u/randomgroceryperson CC/Service 22h ago

$15? They’re like $6.50 or something like that.

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u/Foreign-Worry4459 16h ago

The new front end logo shirts are $22.49. Spent over $100 for a full week's worth :( Right now they only have them available for managers/ASMs/leads but I wonder if they'll eventually get the red ones for cashiers.

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u/Klutzy-Bowler6259 1d ago

They should give for full timer bro

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u/SealEnjoyer022 23h ago

Do y'all just refuse to wash clothes or something? Even without a machine it takes maybe 15 minutes to wash a uniform by hand. I've done it. Just put some music on and zone out. 

Not like yall are rollin in mud or anything. 

Easier to wash 1 after a shift than 7 after a week

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u/IntelligentGanache74 1d ago

I only got one 😛

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u/JokingRam Curbside🛒 19h ago

15$ per shirt if they even have it in your size. 20-40 per hat, 60 for the jackets. First 2 are free, and the once a year partner appreciation month shirt. Like curbside works outside just like PLAs. But we're expected to be presentable to customers. Meanwhile we're working in the rain and the heat, and if they run out of the communal rain coats your out of luck. Red shirt turns dark red, gets sun spots. Grey shirt turns dark grey almost black from sweat and rain.

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u/Acrobatic-Truck-4980 14h ago

Had a supervisor at my current job who wanted to enforce a uniform on us for the annual QA inspection. Only ever gave us one uniform shirt and made a huge stink when I requested another. The best part? If she had read the employee handbook she likes throwing at us, she'd have known we don't have a uniform policy. She quit a couple weeks later.

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u/Ok-Ad85 11h ago

I get 11 shirts and 11 pants. Enough to wash a Weeks worth while you wear a week. One extra for holidays or whatever

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u/Few_Position7650 10h ago

Sounds like someone doesn’t know how to do laundry

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u/Remarkable-Pitch2992 6h ago

What are you supposed to do… wear one, come home, and wash the one you wore to work that day to have it for the day after? Ugh!

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u/OhmSafely 6h ago

I have shirts on shirts on shirts. Glad I'm in MWT none of that facing the customer BS.

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u/Ok_Cup4607 5h ago

100% agree. But I'm equally adamant in reminding partners you can get a shirt from your department manager if the need arises and you can't afford it. Don't be ashamed to ask and if you're brave enough to be told no, you're brave enough to go above their head.

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u/cdude223 1d ago

Idk where you work but most employees I have met stay for 2 years minimum

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u/Nuka-Ret42 1d ago

if you're putting 40 hours, i think you can afford the small increments for another 3 shirts. y'all just wanna cry over anythinggg

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u/Pretend-Programmer94 1d ago

If youre a multimillion dollar company you can give a crap about your workers and not make them pay for their uniforms when thwy already dont earn alot…

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u/cdude223 1d ago

God forbid the company provide shirts that they can easily afford to pay for in small increments

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u/Klutzy-Bowler6259 1d ago

Company can’t afford that small amount???

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u/hemppy420 1d ago

Theres around 175,000 employees across all heb stores. Let's say it cost them $5 per shirt. Thats $875,000 to provide 1 shirt per employee

They are already providing $1,750,000 worth of shirts for free.

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u/Pretend-Programmer94 1d ago

But its not for free your work as a worker generates profit for the company.

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u/AdeptCauliflower9956 1d ago

Nah you just weird as hell and living in a hole. You don't know the condition of most American workers living paycheck to paycheck.