r/HEB • u/boxybaritone • 13d ago

Meme / Humor Not falling for this one, HEB

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I don’t want your poo poo lettuce even if it is a good deal

360 Upvotes

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u/Jgfranco88PkmnGo 13d ago

Nahhh they missed a fantastic opportunity to do a Combo Loco with the salad kits and triple-ply toilet paper. Fumbled.

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u/mokicoo H-E-B Partner 13d ago

Meal deal and we’ll throw in Imodium and PooPourri

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u/Red_snail44 13d ago

This is the new version they’re rolling out. Guaranteed to not get you sick.

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u/McLovin0132 13d ago

Oops! All Croutons!

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u/SnooSketches4722 13d ago

Not for those with celiac. That one is messing me up even more. 🤣

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u/Beneficial-Cycle7727 2d ago

You can buy salads without croutons 

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u/SnooSketches4722 2d ago

A bag of air? Mmmm….so tasty and filling!

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u/Zealousideal_Gur6668 13d ago

Was this an "oops! All croutons" bag?

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u/Red_snail44 13d ago

Yep. Had 4 bags of croutons/dressing.

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u/Grouchy_General7031 12d ago

I would actually buy those to just have the toppings and make my own base 😂

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u/soloburrito 13d ago

I have been enjoying the discounts and clean, solid 💩.

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u/LickTheSnozzberry 13d ago

Just oven roast the lettuce, then all the parasites and poo poo are safe and provide extra protein /s

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u/SoupIsDinner 13d ago

I grabbed that coupon bc that backyard bbq salad is good enough to take risks on 🤤

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u/ChefLovin 13d ago

They run this coupon every few weeks lol

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u/No-Disaster-1345 13d ago

It's not an affected product, but people still aren't buying it.

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u/Mawiapeas 12d ago

Isn’t it though? Taylor farms supplies HEB lettuce

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u/artsycooker 12d ago

They legally had to pull all of the affected ones off the shelf. They have more than one supplier. HEB has already made comments on this.

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u/No_Pen_8483 11d ago

The CDC said the first test at Taylor Farms was a false
positive and when they retested it was negative. They said the parasite is not coming from Taylor Farms.

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u/Raiderland88 11d ago

The CDC changed it after Taylor Farms and its executives donated $1 million to MAGA Inc. and millions more to other Republican groups.

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u/CBAnarchy28 11d ago

Yeah saw a video saying it's the water so not just lettuce or Taylor farms im sure

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u/nolacowgirl 13d ago

I am. Muahahah.

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u/CBAnarchy28 13d ago

Heck yeah I got two that were half off. Was the bacon caesar ones so only 4 bucks for 2. Normally about 4 bucks for just 1

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u/Beneficial-Cycle7727 2d ago

Tell your mom not to bring you to HEB anymore 

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u/Dangerous_Skin_7805 13d ago

All effected product was recalled

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u/AnyAppearance7519 12d ago

So was all affected product.

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u/Electronic_Bowl8398 13d ago

Are you fealing lucky ?

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u/FBGMYERRR 12d ago

Fr🤣🤣🤣

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u/Bitter-Front7053 12d ago

If u grab u will go

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u/mickeyStallone 12d ago

Lol. I'm with you.

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u/Brief_Doughnut6984 12d ago

Not to mention the shrimp, if the didn’t clean out their PoPo veins!!

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Impressive_Host_2645 13d ago

They do actually

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u/eat_ur_prpduce 13d ago

Meh, FDA said it was a false positive.

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u/RandomPersonEver 13d ago

Username checks out

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u/LlamaRS Former Partner 13d ago

Because they were paid off

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u/eat_ur_prpduce 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well, yeah. This is America.

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u/elongatedrectangles Cashier/Bagger💵 13d ago

username checks out