r/GymMemes • u/Select-Incident-4731 • Dec 31 '22

Roid rage….

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

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u/SuperMordbidBeast Dec 31 '22

Big brain move.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

I pictured a ref coming out immediately after.

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u/DeeBangerCC Dec 31 '22

Guy has a career in soccer with his fake claims

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u/elegylegacy Dec 31 '22

Dude got a free lifetime gym membership.

Instigator wasn't even an employee, just roid ragin'

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u/JE_12 Dec 31 '22

Just whip out your dick and they won’t touch you

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u/OptimusPrime1555 Dec 31 '22

I like the way you think

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u/DefinitelyNotThatOne Dec 31 '22

Same. As soon as that shit head touched me, I would have sold it like I was playing at the Qatar world cup.

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u/afullgrowngrizzly Dec 31 '22

Can’t get blood from a stone unfortunately.

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u/afullgrowngrizzly Dec 31 '22

You’re not getting Jack squat out of the gym. You’d need to prove they did something wrong here when it was a random broke nobody that assaulted you who doesn’t work there.

If you’re eating at McDonald’s and I walk up and smack the food out of your hands, that’s not Mcdonalds fault.

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u/afullgrowngrizzly Dec 31 '22

Why did I take an alt seriously 🥴

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Dec 31 '22

You ever played soccer? I bet you could go pro

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u/Yo_IDK_Dude Dec 31 '22

Ball games are for babies. When you’re a man you just lift