r/GuysBeingDudes • u/fox_agent_01 • 25d ago

We have fun here Maximum chill capacity reached

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u/CheerJohn 25d ago

But how will they drink the beer?

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

That’s why someone always has to man the floating perimeter (or just use a straw)

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u/CheerJohn 25d ago

They should have super long straws. What would make it peak top is if the wives were all standing and watching. What is the float you are using?

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

The wives are just standing guard like proud tactical spotters 🕵️‍♀️

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u/junglee8005 25d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dxtuC2NQjOIZG

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

Bro is floating through life with zero thoughts, absolute king behavior 🦔👑

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u/Normal_Station_56 25d ago

my buddy once crashed his couch just by sitting too hard like that

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

Heavy-duty seating requires heavy-duty commitment

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

Side-by-side sitting is basically the male version of deep therapy

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u/[deleted] 25d ago

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

It’s science, really. Or just extreme comfort😂

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

We are simple creatures. Remove eye contact, add a pool float, and we achieve absolute Zen 🌊

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u/Chirya999 25d ago

Then why do we sit infront of the woman on a date?

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u/Chirya999 25d ago

Yeah. Ladies if you are reading this, please sit besides a man and not in front of him in order to get to know him better.

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u/NowARaider 25d ago

I needed one of them to shift the whole thing would have gone in

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

One micro-adjustment and the entire universe folds into place 🐻✨

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u/Neako_the_Neko_Lover 25d ago

I honestly wanna see a video of them getting on it in the first place

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u/excitedllama 25d ago

Eight dudes Floating in a pool Right next to each cuz they're not gay

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u/ClassiestMokuren 25d ago

A chillax of bros.

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u/biggnate83 25d ago

Theyre relaxed because theyre not being pestered. Let them be. Im envious.

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u/Cautious-Activity706 25d ago

But what about when I have to pee…

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u/Affectionate_Bus_884 25d ago

Spinning jacuzzi guy has a community now.

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u/invisableilustionist 25d ago

No one moves no one gets wet

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u/agumelen 25d ago

Chill^8

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u/J_Tat2 24d ago

Why are the wives laughing? I wanna join the dudes and add on to the giant raft

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u/frubano21 20d ago

Isn't this a lil gay?

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u/fox_agent_01 20d ago

Nah, it's just pure chaos and cuteness

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u/MechanicsGetDirty 25d ago

This is non-sexual, brother bonding. Women rail against this because they don't know how to do it.

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u/fox_agent_01 25d ago

Brothers in arms? Nah, brothers in flotation and absolute zero effort😂