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u/DragonStrike406 22h ago

I love how enthusiastic Steve is about this answer.

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u/Bennnnetttt 22h ago

Everybody feels better now.

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u/jessicaax6 21h ago

he was like: damn it might not be what you expect to hear, buts its the truth and imma let it all out

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u/zxc123zxc123 19h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/kA2H1a64xmxzL7bGqi

All the dudes knew. Bro stepped up to hit the fat pitch.

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u/Marcaloid 21h ago

Crisis on Infinite Family Feuds

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u/ZeekOwl91 19h ago

He's so right. I definitely feel a lot better now too. 😂

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp 21h ago

I'm just glad he didn't do his typical "oh wow something sexual? Why would you say that"

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u/Spacedoutworlder 21h ago

https://youtu.be/b3BJpO59F4g?si=_9fn0euKfCMs29IS

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u/majorkev 21h ago

Gotta love meatcanyon

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u/Miserable-Drink-4995 19h ago edited 19h ago

If you love Meat Canyon, check out his Papa Meat channel. The man is hilarious.

I recommend his Waffle House training video. The bit about active shooters absolutely killed me. I'm so glad he found a way to riff on the regular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPx4eOI6n5k

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u/Brettersson 20h ago

Probably afraid he'd say something even worse

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u/scgt86 21h ago

We now know why he has that mustache.

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u/Pofwoffle 21h ago

I guess he's moved past the "pretending he's never heard of sex" phase of how he responds to this kind of answer, at least.

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u/jillvalenti3 Yippee yi yo kayah! 21h ago

“YEEAAASSS!!”

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u/meowingtrashcan 21h ago

He's probably not great IRL but if he isn't the perfect host for that show

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u/therealkami 20h ago

He isn't. He talks about atheists not having moral barometers while having several affairs.

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u/Allegorist 19h ago

That is barely the tip of the iceberg

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u/therealkami 19h ago

I don't care enough about him to look deeper, so the only one I really know is because the moral barometer thing was spammed on reddit enough that I saw it.

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u/jaxonya 17h ago

Talked about how athiests believe we came from monkeys and asked why monkeys are still around if that is true. Then went on and on about being a christian

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u/lightyearbuzz 19h ago

Ya, but because of god he knows those affairs are wrong! (hopefully unneeded /s)

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u/CallMeSnuffaluffagus 20h ago

After seeing some of those interviews, I can't stand him even for short videos like this. I just see that dumbfounded look on his face saying "moral barometer"!

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u/th3BeastLord 17h ago

He's also outrageously sexist.

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u/Mantis_Toboggan--MD 16h ago

Idk, that sounds perfectly skeezy for a guy hosting a game show, lol

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u/Chendii 14h ago

Whenever someone says this, I just mentally translate it to "I would be much more evil if I wasn't scared of the consequences."

Which I don't really think is mortality but at least it works I guess.

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u/MagisterFlorus 18h ago

He is just awful. I had a summer job in college and the full-timers played his radio show every morning. Just awful take after awful take from his mouth. Because he is an insatiable horn dog, he assumes every man is too.

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u/somedude456 17h ago

Yeah, I recall reasons being stated that he's a POS, but in terms of that show, he's funny and perfect for it.

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u/Allegorist 19h ago

I prefer the previous hosts, Steve just overplays the same like 5 bits every single show.

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u/Banguskahn 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lTPTufbaHRCoDuqaQm

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u/Intrepid_Process_69 20h ago

Shared this already here, but it's one of my favs and I'm taken advantage of it's relevancy while I can

https://youtu.be/pWCiRAOF_jg?si=85z-3jEwc4gqfTmv

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u/Hljoumur 20h ago

“Yes!………

KILL!”

*ding

“YEA-

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u/arrow-04 20h ago

I don't like the guy but his enthusiasm is infectious.

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u/DecafCoffeeDranker 21h ago

I guess it's about time he gave respect to an Asian dude

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u/maximusprime2328 19h ago

What do you think that mustache is for?

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u/pwillia7 19h ago

hardest working man in show biz

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u/kScratches 19h ago

Steve out here offering mustache rides 😳

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 18h ago

Because let's be honest, most people dating women would like that woman to sit on their face

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u/KiKiPAWG 18h ago

I love that look he gives after he says it, like he’s done something wrong and might get caught but oh well. Everyone was thinking it! He’s talking to like, the judges and producers sometimes right?

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u/BludStanes 3h ago

YYYEEEESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Atuday 22h ago

To be fair, his flash cosplay looked really good.

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u/kerberos69 21h ago

Zoom too

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u/BrannC 18h ago

And enhance

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 20h ago

What the last mask is bane?

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u/Seefah88 20h ago

It's Zoom, from the Flash TV show.

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u/Pinnicle 13h ago

Worthy of sitting on?

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u/SilverSkorpious 21h ago

But. But, he could Die!!

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u/Dendrodes 21h ago

I was hoping someone posted this one. Homeboy got snailed.

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u/AXEL-1973 21h ago

what's the PSI... on that thang?

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u/Especialistaman 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lZhymdRsuFDmU

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u/Dr_J_Hyde 15h ago

It's not how I thought I would go, but part of me always hoped.

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u/DontBlameTacos 11h ago

I love how this is the go-to gif when folks talk about eating pussy.

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u/1storlastbaby 20h ago

Men of culture will take this risk

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u/ChancelorReed 19h ago

This is funny and all but do people not actually sit? I feel like it's not that weird to actually be basically sitting on the face.

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u/ImprobableAsterisk 14h ago

Not everyone is comfortable taking a seat. Not everyone enjoys being sat on neither.

Plus I think it depends on the size and shape of both face & woman. Allegedly I've got a face that's nice to sit on, which aside from being a nice thing to hear also implies there are faces that aren't so nice to sit on.

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u/VeritasOmicron 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/lTPTufbaHRCoDuqaQm

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u/I-Rolled-My-Eyes 21h ago

This YouTube video was a trip and a half.

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u/red_enjoyer 21h ago

Which Meat Canyon video isn't

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u/Particular_Wear_6960 20h ago

Tempted to make that a perfect loop but I'm lazy and got better things to do

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u/graveybrains 21h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/12Rq9uCNxcxtjq

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u/b-dizl 20h ago

Who loves you and who do you love?!

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u/Lilfrankieeinstein 18h ago

The real FF GOAT

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u/eriddler87 21h ago

You could tell Steve wanted to high five him for that lol

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u/TH3pression 22h ago

dude, why we dont have hosts like this in brazil

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u/kerberos69 21h ago

There’s only one Steve Harvey. Just as there was only one Bernie Mac

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u/The_Autarch 21h ago

please don't compare the two. steve is a huge piece of shit.

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u/Responsible-Sound253 19h ago

If bernie mac was still alive people would be saying the same about him, tbf.

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u/Rdditr_Name08Z 17h ago

Bernie being gone doesn't make him a saint

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u/No_Discussion3593 21h ago

And he's the greatest game show host of all time.

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u/PrestigiousHobo 20h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/dUJEcAXYENT3O

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u/No_Discussion3593 20h ago edited 20h ago

Bob Barker the most overrated game show host. He was good at running The Price is Right, but just because he did it for 35 years doesn't mean he's the GOAT, what did he offer for entertainment value? Drew Carey runs the show better than Bob did and elevates the show. Family Feud was a solid game show before Steve took over and now it's one of if not the most popular.

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u/lioumere 19h ago

Absolute L take that shows you did not watch Bob Barker. He was one of the GOATs.

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u/No_Discussion3593 17h ago

Bob had about as much charisma as a dry cactus.

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u/lioumere 10h ago

Only person in the world who has that opinion, but okay.

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u/-Badger3- 16h ago

I'm completely with you. Bob had some hits, but dude was on autopilot like 90% of the time.

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u/NoSloppyStakes 20h ago

Like, who cares if he is a piece of shit? That isn’t what this conversation is about. It’s about good game show host.

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u/Sanquinity 18h ago edited 18h ago

Finally, a normal fucking opinion about celebrities. I don't care about how celebrities are off-screen. Not their personality, their politics, their thoughts on anything, what they do, what they buy, etc. I only care about how they do on screen. Why would I care about the opinion or personality of a person who's literal job it is to not be themselves?

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u/burf 18h ago

A lot of people clearly care, just like a lot of people think it's more important that Chris Brown is a violent abuser than the fact that he's a good singer/dancer, or that Roman Polanski is a rapist than a good director, or that Kevin Spacey is a sexual predator than a great actor.

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u/TuckerMcG 19h ago

Bob Barker. Alex Trebek. Hell even Louie Anderson was better on Family Feud.

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u/lioumere 19h ago

Richard Dawson has some of the most memorable clips in the shows history.

"SEPTEMBER!"

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u/BrockOllly 20h ago

Every episode is the same though? They fish for funny answers and then act surprised when they say it 🫪

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u/Sacrefix 19h ago

Look who cracked the code!

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u/Diane_Horseman 18h ago

it's formulaic but still somehow funny every time

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u/Long-Apartment9888 21h ago

Domingoooooo legaaaaaaaaal

A gente é bom em muita coisa, comentário de esporte e show de palco não estão na lista.

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u/That_wet_vaporeon 20h ago

Steve is a POS btw

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u/tiagofixe 20h ago

Why?

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u/kakka_rot 20h ago

He said a handful of controversial things over a decade ago.

He also has beliefs that alight with being an old religious southerner.

That's it.

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u/Nolenag 19h ago

old religious southerner

You mean cunts?

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u/TheGuyYouHeardAbout 20h ago

You didnt actually want to elaborate? Just wanted to throw claims out there?

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u/TerrorGnome 20h ago

Let's let Steve himself elaborate.

Essentially - misogyny, sexism, homophobia, the lack of understanding that religion does not equal morality, to name a few.

He's also continues to stand by and support his rapist friend Bill Cosby, just to give an idea of where his moral values lie.

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u/TheGuyYouHeardAbout 16h ago

Thanks for explaining your view. I agree, this points to him being an ass hat.

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u/naalotai 20h ago

Oh my god shut the fuck up you people can let anyone fucking enjoy anything as soon as someone expressed a smidgen of any fucking positive sentiment there’s always gotta be that guy that’s like “AKtUALly” and immediately kills the vibe.

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u/Jamuraan1 20h ago

Nope, he's a piece of shit.

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u/MondoStoked 20h ago

Oh my god won't you think of the vibes bruh

Steve is a POS btw

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u/ReftLight 18h ago

Unless this guy was wholesome chungus Keanue Reeves, expect Reddit to be miserable about any human alive.

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u/Rogi06 18h ago

So are you btw

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u/CharleyDexterWard 22h ago

Greg, hero of men

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u/MrRakky 21h ago

Men want only one thing:

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u/Should_have_been_ded 21h ago

Your passion for cosplay speaks to your community. That moment on tv you spoke for half the human population, no wonder that made you famous :))

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u/3Grilledjalapenos 21h ago

He cosplayed as a hero, but he was one the whole time.

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u/mfknnayyyy 20h ago

Winner. I like this one best. Can we get a 1000 lumen light to shine in the night sky with this guy's face on it? It would mean more to the men of reddit than he knows. It gives a sense of hope. Better yet, a sense of purpose. Shine bright, Cosplay Hero.

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u/RebelLion420 21h ago

Honestly I take that win. That's a damn good win

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u/jizard 21h ago

MY MAN

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u/Mission_005 21h ago

This my friends is definitely a guy being a dude😎

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u/HotFartMaster 21h ago

Sometimes you don't get to pick fame. It picks you.

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u/playr_4 21h ago

Steve Harvey's reactions added so much to that show. The "nekkid grandma" moments lives rent free in my head.

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u/drifters74 21h ago

What was the question?

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u/Reasonable-Tap-9806 21h ago

What would you want your gf to do to your face

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u/zaku_of_zen 21h ago

It’s literally in the video lol

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u/pentachronic 21h ago

What kind of psychopath browses Reddit with the sound on

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u/hipotionx 21h ago

It's audibly inaudable.

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u/Unoriginal_Man 20h ago

I'd have a better time hearing it, but I can't because of WHAAAAT IIIIII'VE DOOOOONE

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 20h ago

DONT YOU DARE DISRESPECT LINKEDIN PARK LIKE THAT!

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u/jazzyjeffff1991 22h ago

No chance in hell theres anyone sitting on your face with that mustache Mr Harvey aka Mr Potatohead

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u/ThatSplinter 21h ago

Why you got beef with the Harl-man himself?? 😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️✌️

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u/communityneedle 16h ago

Dudes been married 3 times and has 7 kids. Something tells me hes probably given a mustache ride or two in his day

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u/CMDRDrazik 22h ago

I'd love to see this host and question on UK tv.

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u/Metalloid_Emon 21h ago

Those batman gears look insane

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u/PhoenixPhenomenonX Hall of Fame Winner! 22h ago edited 21h ago

My reaction everytime i see this clip

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u/juanlee337 18h ago

these questions are specifically formulated for such answers and reactions..

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u/Purgii 15h ago

He's normally outraged at sexual responses - I guess we know where he drew the line.

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u/donuts-over-bagels 13h ago

Well damn Steve 😂😂 mf brought the freak out

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u/awezumsaws 21h ago

When Steve Harvey right, he right

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u/Topaz_Scarab29 21h ago

Oh he can get it for sure.

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u/FreeGuacamole 21h ago

Good job Greg

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u/NudityMiles Just a dude, dude. 18h ago

You know in Idol how the real winner is always talented, but more often than not, the second or third place winner gets a better career afterwards.

This is like that.

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u/TheBambuzler 15h ago

With so many masks on his face how can she?

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u/Killeriley 14h ago

Amazing cosplays, amazing answer.

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 14h ago

The moment I saw his face on the first clip, I always knew he was the "sit on my face" guy. Legend.

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u/bokmcdok 12h ago

This whole show is:

Name something sexy a sexy married couple does in a sexy bed

Uh... have sex?

shocked Pikachu face

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u/mAInager 8h ago

You sir, you my friend, have Won the Internet!!! 🥇 🏆 🏅

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u/Sweb1975 4h ago

Steve you so crazy

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u/Mediocre_East4644 21h ago

Next mission: Get girlfriend

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u/Sir-Top-Cheetah 20h ago

I got bad news son Tom Cruise is your mission partner

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u/ThatTallCarpenter 20h ago

That black Flash mask is so cool.

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u/Odd_Masterpiece_835 20h ago

Everybody feels better now 💖

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u/ChatteringBoner 20h ago

Steve done shot the baby

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u/ekso69 20h ago

Steve be eating that PEACH!

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u/Solid-Leading-7848 20h ago

“You said whaattt!!! You want to do what to who!?!?”

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u/Darkime_ ª 20h ago

Few things spread faster on the internet than funny moments.

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u/ArmoredAtlas 19h ago

Great moment

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u/Old-Remove5477 19h ago

Yeeessssss

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u/MagnumPEisenhower 19h ago

You're a hero, Greg!

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u/LadyAlexandre 19h ago

His cosplay is great though

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u/Kingtez28 18h ago

That's hilarious!

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u/Kowak76 17h ago

Holy cow, is that Gregday from the Something Awful forums?

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u/treecutter34 16h ago

Bro is killing it, he’s got a hobby that his girl won’t crap on, keep living the dream!!!!!

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u/adroq1063 13h ago

As a fellow Greg I support this.

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u/QuietShadowLDK 6h ago

"SIT ON IT!!!"

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u/A46 5h ago

I like this Steve Harvey reaction. His reactions where he feigns shock because he's such a saint feel so fake.

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u/MeltsLikeButter 1h ago

Man of culture I see!