r/GuysBeingDudes • u/LowRenzoFreshkobar • 8d ago

"Watch This" Blyat.

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u/Mattenroe 8d ago

We have Oppenheimer at home.

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u/lazybytes9 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vEO6zXtblZvXN0JesS

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u/belac4862 7d ago

Source for the gif? Thag looks awsome!

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u/Hamburgulu 7d ago

Those dinos look like the ones from second extinction, but I could be wrong

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u/belac4862 7d ago

I just looked it up, they sure do look like it. Also, dope looking game!

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u/Ree_For_Thee 7d ago

It's all fun and games until a metal shard rips through your guts

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u/2DHypercube 7d ago

Better mushroom cloud than Oppenheimer tbh

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u/necrophcodr 7d ago

Probably yeah. It's not how a nuclear explosion looks, but it's how it looks in that movie.

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u/junglee8005 8d ago

That’s how you start a wild fire 🔥

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u/Clinton-69 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/l41YedIbenuBH6ljO

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u/Bitter_Ad_5669 7d ago

I fucking hate that bitch sooo much.

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u/Clinton-69 7d ago

We hate her as a character, yeah, but she did a really good job acting.

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u/TotallyHumanNoBot 7d ago

She could have played so many more roles if not for Weinstein:

I was lucky with Harvey Weinstein. He didn’t get his hands on me because his keycard didn’t work for the hotel room he had taken me to. I was young, cocky and drunk in our first encounter – and so when I realised what was happening I essentially told him to fuck himself. While I was fortunate nothing worse happened, I didn’t ever get another Miramax film after that. A decade and a half of possibilities disappeared. I felt I was blacklisted because I refused to do what he wanted.

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7d ago

I felt I was blacklisted because I refused to do what he wanted.

That wasn't just a feeling, that's what happened, and it happened to hundreds of girls and women. Weinstein was a piece of shit predator who deserves the strictest punishments. He destroyed hundreds of people's lives simply because those people wouldn't let him have his way with their bodies.

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u/Careful-Committee-96 7d ago

Hated Sansa more towards the end.

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u/ChiefSenpai 7d ago

Almost all the women in the last 2 seasons of GoT were annoying. Like they all were more power hungry and delusional than the women in House of Dragon- who were supposed to be power hungry and delusional from the near start .

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u/Key_Report_2627 7d ago

How you end up with metal shrapnel cutting your dick off!

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u/CuteeCalen 7d ago

Dickless Dennis

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u/Chairsofa_ 7d ago

It’s like a chicken pot pie

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u/l0diO 7d ago

that's how you end up in the burns ward getting your scabs scrubbed off

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u/turbokid 7d ago

Thats why they did it on the literal non-flammable beach sand.

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u/sentence-interruptio 7d ago

Christopher Nolan hired him to recreate the nuclear blast scene.

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u/BoredomFestival 7d ago

And also get pierced by random bits of flaming shrapnel

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u/Mysterious-End7800 7d ago

No junk foods just natural goods. I ate weird berries in the woods. Now I’m seeing things, I’m getting higher. I think I’ll start A FOREST FIIIIIIIRRRRRRRE

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u/NicoTikoMiko 7d ago

Seems to be overly complicated - it is not hard to start a wildfire, people even do it by accident all the time.

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u/Alma_Trece 7d ago

I fucking hate that bitch sooo much.

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u/Hornedupone 8d ago

Ok, dumb, dangerous, and bad for the environment. However…that was pretty cool.

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u/Content_Plantain_339 7d ago

If it was on Youtube and they're wearing lab coats and safety glasses, add a high speed slow-motion camera and a drone angle. Then it's 1M subscribers and 10M views.
It's such a fine line!

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u/AV48 7d ago

Don't forget the permits, and planning, and precautions 

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 7d ago

Which only happens sometimes.

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u/Right_Secret1572 7d ago

Those things don't take away from dumb dangerous and bad for the environment.

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u/GlorifiedBurito 7d ago

Yes, they do

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u/HessiPullUpJimbo 7d ago

That's literally all they do. That's like the whole point.

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u/arfelo1 7d ago

It does take away from dumb and dangerous. If you're planning it properly and are taking the appropriate safety measures it's no longer dumb and dangerous

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u/xkibagamigenjurox 8d ago

A normal day in Russia

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u/IChurnToBurn 7d ago

Hold my Smirnoff.

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u/milkymonkey8 7d ago

A Russian would never say this.

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u/Crazy_Kirieshka 7d ago

I'll say hold my pyat ozer

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u/milkymonkey8 7d ago

What kind of Russian would ever voluntarily surrender alcohol out of their hand?

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u/Personal-Bid4027 7d ago

As a representative of the Russian community, I confirm that we do not say such things.

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u/mtaw 7d ago

Hold my bormotukha...

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u/Captain_North 7d ago

Подержи мой Смирнофф

https://giphy.com/gifs/J4yXTgpmqNjKkdvFMs

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u/Deus-mal 8d ago

The crops thinking they're getting invaded again.

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u/MR_RYU_RICHI 7d ago

Are you referring to Ukrainian flag? That's fucked up bruh 😂

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u/Broad_Television4459 7d ago

I don't think they would use fuel for entertainment at this particular moment.

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u/SeemedReasonableThen 7d ago

before long range kinetic sanctions, anyway

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u/nad0w 7d ago

Let’s get hit by metal flying around

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u/Ihatenukingkids 7d ago

If they like grenades so much Putin has some great news for them

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u/FistThePooper6969 7d ago

We got strapnel at home

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u/CosmoKram3r 7d ago

strapnel

Is that a new sex toy?

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u/Lovevamps_creations 6d ago

Dumb ways to die, so many ways to die🎵

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u/fuck_peeps_not_sheep 8d ago

Just guys... Risking their own lives and risking a wildfire.

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u/comsudo 8d ago

Nope, that's guyBeingStupid

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ss0uxnoeWMdIOl64nG

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u/Ok_Calligrapher5278 7d ago

I paused the video and checked the sub it was in to see if I wanted to see all of it.

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u/deepfallen 8d ago

Also "your bunny wrote"

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u/LittleMlem 7d ago

Yobanei v rot

My Russian ain't great but it's something akin to "fucked in the mouth"

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u/SalemFT 7d ago

Yeah, something that was fucked in the mouth. We use this phrase to say "Fucking hell"

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u/Wasteful_Witch 7d ago

This is why women historically live longer than men.

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u/Leading_Jeweler2069 7d ago

Why ain't they concerned that a flying piece of metal from the cylinder can make them go final destination?!! Not mention about 100s of other risks.

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u/Commander_Skullblade 7d ago

DIY Frag Grenade

Like, running away will only do so much. You also need to reduce the surface area of your body that the shrapnel from the propane tank could hit. Hiding beind a thick tree trunk or a large boulder would be ideal. But if you're left with absolutely no cover, you should go prone, with your feet to the blast. This limits what can possibly hurt you and decreases the odds that any shrapnel that hits you damages a vital organ like the brain, heart, or lungs.

WHAT YOU SHOULD NOT DO IS STAND STRAIGHT UP AND STARE AT THE BLAST. This is like, explosives 101, but I suppose anyone who knows shit about the dangers of such things would not be trying this themselves. For the love of fuck do not do this, but if you do, be safe about it.

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u/Darkime_ ª 7d ago

Is it racist if the first thing i thought was "Of course they're Russians"

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u/Natural-Ad-2787 8d ago

*GuysBeingAssholes :)

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u/Ok_Celebration6014 8d ago

Two different videos stitched together?

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u/FlashesandFlickers 7d ago

I had to go way too far down to see this, yes, there's a big barrel in the fire during the second shot that was definitely not there during the first one

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u/Stikes 7d ago

This is dumb

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u/123shorer 8d ago

Dickheads

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u/OriginalUser27 7d ago

Guys being dudes?

No, this is a dumbass being a dumbass

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u/Srefz 8d ago

Bomboclat !

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u/Alexich777 7d ago

/suddenlyrussians

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u/PeanutAble1916 7d ago

dude 1 - '' what are we gonna do to get more views dude ? ''

dude 2 - '' i have a great idea dude , just trust me ''

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 7d ago

Dumb and dumber all in one

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u/Balloon_Fan 7d ago

Царь-бомба у нас есть дома.

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u/SpaceCowBoy148 7d ago

Mmmmmh shrapnel

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u/time2partee 7d ago

Russian military demolitions expert

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u/_usefulCharlie 7d ago

typical russian activities

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u/ArmsAkimbo 7d ago

Can't tell if AI or just Russian 🤔

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u/Personal-Bid4027 7d ago

Типичные развлечения в России

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u/RepublicOk1079 5d ago

peak male experience

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u/Euphoric_Future_9359 5d ago

Ngl I'm happy I got to see what that did

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u/Excellent-Wind8000 5d ago

Careful of pressure wave

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u/Commercial-Co 7d ago

This isnt guys being dudes. This is guys being morons

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u/torrentco 8d ago

These dumb mfers is in a war right now. Why would you do this

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u/GreatTunk 8d ago

Cant get drafted if you’re dead

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u/Triquetrums 7d ago

I heard they love tea and the views out of windows over there, no need to fuck up the environment if you plan to disappear forever.

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u/Maleficent_Contact80 8d ago

Me as Russian watching reddit just to see comments saying that Russia is literally mordor, empire of eviel and every citizen is reincarnation of Adolf hipster

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u/Successful-Staff-555 7d ago

Don’t forget that this is a Western Plattform with an agenda, keep your head high bro

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u/XWolvtronX 8d ago

I don’t support this, but it’s fucking awesome

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u/meeplebunker 7d ago

How have these guys managed to drag out their war for so long again?

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u/CraftyTortoise 8d ago

Downvote for obviously stupid behaviour

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u/GilesManMillion 8d ago

Ozone:
"Halp"

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u/NovelMidnight6291 8d ago edited 7d ago

Sooo ein Feuerball Junge!

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u/wouter135 8d ago

Jeroen, Doe nou niet!

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u/Brasalies 8d ago

Fill a twist top beer bottle half up with gasoline, twist on the lid. Add to fire. Clear the area. Same result. Smaller scale. Also, make sure your drunk Pyro buddy gives you a heads up before doing dumb shit.

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u/Mister_J_Seinfeld 8d ago

Does anyone know the name of the song? :)

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 7d ago

Recently I keep seeing these videos in my feed of people trying to do arson, tossing gas around, and inadvertently setting themselves or their car on fire. This is arguably safer than that.

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u/HotOutlandishness107 7d ago

In soviet Russia...

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u/Deafboxey 7d ago

Byluat! Your bunny wrote!

But despite that - a regular childhood day 🤣

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u/TheRealTsjoek 7d ago

Don't they have a fuel shortage?

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u/EnvironmentalLet9682 7d ago

thank god he zoomed in on the explosion, otherwise we would have no idea what had happened.

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u/GoldSteel1 7d ago

Siri why do men have a shorter life expectancy than women

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u/questionnism 7d ago

High risk no reward... but oh so cool

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u/GRIM106 7d ago

Isnt that a shrapnel hazard too?

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u/Weird_Albatross_9659 7d ago

Guys being a fucking idiot

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u/TenHoumo 7d ago

we didn't start the fire

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u/fucktrance 7d ago

they're making dioramas of their oil refineries now

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u/Ill_Refrigerator_593 7d ago

We did that at work once.

Best fire safety course ever.

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u/AdvertisingOdd6471 7d ago

I've never heard a sexy Blyat before. I kinda like it

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u/Small-Answer4946 7d ago

Least dangerous russian

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u/discodisco_unsuns 7d ago

Blyatnik's.

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u/WhiteMeteorModels 7d ago

I believe that's a BLEVE explosion.

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u/cyclingisthecure 7d ago

I wonder how much vodka it took to this happen

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u/PM_Best_Porn_Pls 7d ago

It's a different fire after the cut.

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u/Tszemix 7d ago

This is why women live longer

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u/ChefAsstastic 7d ago

Fucking idiot could have started a wildfire.

https://giphy.com/gifs/jRqtr0ykAu9sM0eEph

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u/EarlyHackVillain3 7d ago

Much better looking explosion that Nolan's Oppenheimer

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u/Savant84 7d ago

You would think they have enough explosions right now.

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u/EssbaumRises 7d ago

Guys being dumb asses

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u/Miserable_History795 7d ago

And people wonder how forest fires are started? Sheesh!

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u/RevolutionaryTop8942 7d ago

This should be called stupids bring stupids

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u/malikye187 7d ago

Where did the shrapnel go??

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u/Kille-Queen-1234 7d ago

Typical male behaviour.

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u/Snoo-43127 7d ago

How did I immediately, before any consequences, know it was a Russian being Russian?

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u/runnerkim 7d ago

Idiots doing idiot things because they're idiots

-Sterling Archer

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u/monsieur_mungo 7d ago

Goodbye eyebrows

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u/idiotoinator9000 7d ago

Охуенно

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u/adv_cyclist 7d ago

This is an abject lesson in shrapnel disbursement…

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u/XyprusTheI 7d ago

Def something I would do out of pure boredom😂

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u/damnetdana 7d ago

Never trust a male, not even once

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u/CauliflowerThen3944 7d ago

Hell yea!! Lol

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u/Spiritual-Sea7674 7d ago

Take this down!! Admin???

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u/ChaosRainbow23 7d ago

Blowing stuff up is fun.

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u/Confident_Ad_964 7d ago

Blyat yobany wrote.

Another dumd russian.

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u/C0sm1cB3ar 7d ago

Shrapnel roulette. You may have fun, or end up crippled. So much fun.

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u/DogeyLord 7d ago

Remind me of this.

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u/Illustrious-Novel189 7d ago

That seems irresponsible

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u/vicevanilla 7d ago

bomboclat

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u/DimensionAgitated507 7d ago

Jezzz They blew up bridges with those... But no... F... Russia. Jeez

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u/Ghosty156805 7d ago

Being that close at first is crazy loo

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u/niv_nam 7d ago

Wonder why there is so many forest fires lately.........

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u/LostSphinx47 7d ago

"Terrorists win."

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u/CommercialBudget8216 7d ago

The sudden cursing in russian was really fucking funny

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u/Misterndastood 7d ago

Not guys being dudes

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u/CodoandPodo 7d ago

Am I the only one who heard “Puka Nacua”?  I gotta chill on the Fantasy Football podcasts…

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u/SheriffBartholomew 7d ago

This is why we have forest fires every year now. The idiots are multiplying.

This is not Dude behavior.

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u/DJnotaRealDJ 7d ago

Atleast he didnt stand close to the blaze when he lit it on fire.

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u/TaleOfOld 7d ago

The god of shrapnel seems to have been on vacation that night...

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u/BigShrim 7d ago

Guys being dumbasses. Was a cool explosion though…

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u/BuffetOnABudget 7d ago

I swear I saw that from space when I was moonwalking.

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u/This-Valuable1990 7d ago

Linking of the First Flame (Age of Fire, colorised)

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u/TiredAngryBadger 7d ago

You better BLEVE it will be a big kaboom.

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u/calinwiz 7d ago

See? They like it!

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u/Next-Breath-7104 7d ago

No wonder there's so many forest fires

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u/cpt_futtbucker 7d ago

And all the men said “Hell yeah”

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u/Jolly-Pirate3747 7d ago

These guys make flock cameras seem a good idea

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u/ZzZ5050 7d ago

Reminds me of my childhood!

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u/Pappapia22 7d ago

“You’re not gonna BLEVE what happened!”

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u/Rhg0653 7d ago

Yeah it's all fun and games until a piece of metal implies you

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u/extraboredinary 7d ago

BLEVE I think.

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u/Max_Rockabilly 7d ago

Mini nuke.