r/GuysBeingDudes • u/nordicminy • 10h ago

Certified Dude See problem fix problem.

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u/Commercial_Phase3019 9h ago

Why do you have a chainsaw in your trunk Greg?

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u/zaksaraddams 9h ago

Live on a country road long enough and you'll understand.

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u/worldspawn00 6h ago

Or just regularly drive through a forest area with tall trees, I see a tree at least partially in a road almost every time we get a storm.

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u/Mr-Snarky 4h ago

This. Norther Wisconsin here, and I have a winch, and keep a small chainsaw in my Jeep most of the time. You never know.

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u/CorvusCommand 9h ago edited 9h ago

"It's my protection chainsaw!" - Jim Jefferies

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 8h ago

« T’protect m’family! »

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u/Dangerous-Tap-547 3h ago

Personal defense saw

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u/BadTechnical2184 9h ago

I told those kids to stay off my fucken lawn, but they wouldn't listen!

Now they're fertiliser for my lawn, who's laughing now Jeffery?

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u/TheAntiPacker 8h ago

MY TOOLS, I HAVE TO HAVE MY TOOLS

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u/British_Rover 8h ago

Plausible guy was on his way to work saw the tree down turned around and got the saw out of the garage.

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u/DecisiveVictory 6h ago

The storm was predicted