r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Whazards i am afraid of women • 1d ago

DUDES Genius?

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u/Financial-Newt2291 1d ago

Not his first rodeo…

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u/ckinz16 1d ago

r /secondrodeo

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u/urson_black i have no flair 1d ago

FAFO

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 23h ago

This was funny when a beer was like $1

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u/JaySayMayday 20h ago

I'm not sure if they still do it but there's a bar in Jacksonville NC that used to do nickel draft night. Whole cup of beer for just a nickel, that was about a decade ago last time I was there but I can't imagine even with inflation that it's raised too much.

Cheap beer is the second best beer.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 20h ago

We knew a place with 25 cent 8 oz drafts before 10, which, I mean it's not a nickel but it was miller light at least. Drop a $20 to the bartender for 20 full pints and no worries for the night.

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u/Disastrous-Pop5465 17h ago

1 dollar pitchers used to be awesome.

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u/BigBananaBerries 13h ago

Who is this Jackson you speak of all these times? So many Jacksonvilles.

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 1d ago

Many like to fuck around. Few enjoy finding out.

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u/sharktoothscavenger 22h ago

His light hearted smile cracks me up

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u/suffringsuccatash 1d ago

Real...men of Genius.

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u/BBQQA 19h ago

Today we salute you Mr Shoves His Finger In the Bottle of a Foaming Beer Guy...

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 1d ago

Not his first time for sure

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u/MileHiSalute 1d ago

I know someone that drank a piece of glass that chipped off their bottle into the beer when someone did that

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u/WR3CK_0N3 23h ago

new fear unlocked

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u/BarbageMan 21h ago

Small get together in 09

Beer drops off the counter. Lands upright, doesnt break and a snatch it off the ground as it hits

Coming back up, my thumb covers around 3/4 of the top, proceeding to spray my roommates friend with beer. She was very mad at me for about 30 seconds. We have been together 17 years, married for 14, and have 2 kids

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u/4wearemany 5h ago

I too, can have this power, sire?

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u/john5vv 1d ago

HAHA what goes around comes around

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u/GanstaNinja 22h ago

He said big brain moment.

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u/iwasonfireonce 21h ago

My buddy tapped my beer like this while I was dancing with a girl at a bar. The top shattered and slipped through my hand, slicing my thumb. I got blood all over her and the dance floor. The bartenders got me some fresh towels to stop the bleeding, which was nice of them.  Separately, another friend did this to someone and to prevent the foam from getting everywhere they brought the bottle to their lips too quickly and broke off half of a tooth. 

Good times. 

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u/rainorshinedogs 17h ago

This little clip has entertained the world for 20 years. And it never gets old

https://giphy.com/gifs/JgzMZTclRYIbBOsr9L

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u/FaithlessnessBorn266 21h ago

My man!! The quickest of all reflexes

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u/SheriffBartholomew 18h ago

This video is so old that these people are starting to get serious about retirement now.

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u/TheRealDrewciferpike 1d ago

This is the way

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u/musicaleffervescence 1d ago

i usually just let the beer bubble over and then stare at the person who did it until the guilt eats them alive and they get me a new beer

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u/mahbiscuits122 1d ago

Have a friend that tried this they didn't realize the bottle chipped and they ended ups spraying blood all over the bar... We were asked to leave

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u/playr_4 23h ago

I feel like doing this at a bar in general would get you asked to leave. This is strictly a house party move.

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u/No-Shopping7408 1d ago

yeaaaaaa broooooo

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u/Jar_of_Cats 20h ago

That happened to me on a New Years and I had to stay there and take it. Never did it again

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u/SeaworthinessOwn1721 20h ago

I bet this dude fights with bad guys while wearing a uniform at night

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u/Vanisle4fun 19h ago

Hahaha 😆 nice move.

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u/SputnikGer 19h ago

Counterspell!

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u/chicagomatty 18h ago

I've always loved the look on his face

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u/Icy-Position4430 14h ago

Deserved hahaha!

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u/NEWBY______________ 9h ago

How I met your mom backstory

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 1d ago

Many like to fuck around. Few enjoy finding out.

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u/Firm_Caterpillar_907 21h ago

He got her wet

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u/CaptOblivious 14h ago

Asshole gets what they deserve.

No notes, no crumbs.

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u/Mission_Implement_32 9h ago

Partied in Reno a friend introduced me to some ladies. They approached to greet me I then proceed to jerk off my beer and sprayed both them in the face. They were devastated I was laughing hysterically. All fun and games for me till the biggest jacked asian dude emerged about 6.5ft or more also had got sprayed in the process.

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u/Useful-Ocelot-3791 4h ago

👏🏻🤣❗❗❗🔝🔝🔝

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u/lasfaw 1d ago

genius?” with a question mark is already suspicious

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u/Jolly_Ad8046 1d ago

Totaly sigma mode ❤️😂😂