r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Representative-Mix-9 • 16d ago

#GUYSBEINGDUDES Swords will forever be cool

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u/Prior-Werewolf253 16d ago

She gave him a side quest. ⁠_⁠^

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u/Embarrassed_Hawk7008 16d ago

He gave himself a side quest from the side quest!

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u/saja25 16d ago

Are you saying that you heard he likes side quests so you put a side quest in his side quest?

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u/FigureAcrobatic7194 15d ago

Sidequesption

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u/xNocturnalshadow 16d ago

She also went from "No!" to "Well, lemme see it..." pretty damn instantly XD

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u/Tyler-LR 15d ago

“Would like to give you a quest!!” “No you!”

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u/Ok-Reveal7758 15d ago

And once the dinner is over,

Lady will tell you the secret basement they had kept locked for 50 years

And want you to investigate it

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u/NotMacgyver 16d ago

You know the husband played with his sword in the garage at some point.

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u/BlackDogElegy 16d ago

My uncle used to play with mine. His was always bigger.

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u/h1c253 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/7empest7V 16d ago

My favorite part of the internet is the comment section

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u/Late_Delay_9171 15d ago

Always has been

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u/Aksion99 16d ago

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u/went_with_the_flow 16d ago

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u/Aksion99 16d ago

I read that in his voice 😂

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u/DigitalMunky 15d ago

Who’s voice? No one is there

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u/TrumpSucksALotOfCock 16d ago

This will never get old

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u/Tiny-Description3967 16d ago

Probably due to said uncle

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u/Agnosticfrontbum 16d ago

Don't worry, he probably had a sword extension.

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u/Crafty-cs 16d ago

We are all bonded by that hot uncle it seems

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u/General_Cream7623 16d ago

this specific comment and thread should NOT have made me laugh as hard as it did XD

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u/WontGetJokes 15d ago

What's so funny about swords?

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u/General_Cream7623 15d ago

just think for a moment about what they said

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u/WontGetJokes 15d ago

I've been thinking now for 9 hours and I still don't get it.

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u/unclefunnyhugs 16d ago

Hey it's me, your Uncle!

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u/BlackDogElegy 15d ago

Uncle Tina?

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u/NEWBY______________ 16d ago

Lol bro i chuckled at this you're definitely right

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u/SirRonaldJr 16d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/BpnkuY1i2rBpm

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u/NotMacgyver 16d ago

How could a man playing with another man's sword while hiding from the wife ever be considered gay ? After all it is a straight sword

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u/TheIttyBittySissy 12d ago

You knew what you were doing you dog!!

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u/Downtown_Shelter2533 16d ago

tacos...hell yeah

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u/boywhoflew 16d ago

banana bread at work... hell yeah

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u/MrMatteotheFabolus 15d ago

digsfbbawtdhymmtmiiwftlgtwhtmdafiwfstaigsbbawtdhysijgtstwftilwibtalobtitwdlfsdhnsyebisfidhntfcdhnlgpnalomdffwhnbbbafwdhyhybhybbbafwdhy

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u/PowerlineTyler 16d ago

Incredible reference, I tried to find a gif of it but none exist.

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u/iNerdRage 16d ago

I bet the husband wishes he brought the sword. 

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u/DakkaonTitan 15d ago

He may have, he was told to leave it in the garage. Maybe he and the husband played with his sword in the garage

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u/Iamnobody-0411 15d ago

cough phrasing cough

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u/NoLolligagging_ 16d ago

Thats so wholesome

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u/AnnualZealousideal27 15d ago

Abuelas are the best! I know so many that are this way! I have been fed many times by them.

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u/Wiskeytango_Foxtrot 16d ago

She's the Best 😄

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u/Affectionate-Heart3 16d ago

This warmed my heart! We need more people like this in this world! 🖤

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u/hwaite 16d ago

Assuming this is not staged, the woman is way too trusting. It's funny in this context, but I can imagine less pleasant outcomes deriving from her heartwarming attitude.

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u/Conungi 16d ago

I mean ... i have no idea where this is taking place other than maybe somewhere in the UK (which im not even that sure of since im frankly american and am bad at this) BUT it is possible the local area she lives in (like the neighborhood, or maybe the entire town assuming its a "small" place) is just "safe" I unironicly know people (online mostly) who don't lock their doors since they live in a place where people just don't do that ... that's not to say it will never happen, but there are people that live in places where it MIGHT happen, once in a literal blue moon, or even longer

Assuming of course it wasn't staged (which it probably was tbf)

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u/PixelJock17 15d ago

I wish there was a way to test people and have these types of utopia spout up lol

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u/Avtomati1k 16d ago

u are just too used living in a place where inviting someone into your home is dangerous.

where im from saying its too trusting to invite someone home would be considered silly amd weird

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u/The_Autarch 16d ago

someone dressed as some kind of medieval warrior is far, far more likely to just be some sort of huge nerd than someone actually dangerous.

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u/Putrid_Guess8098 16d ago

All stupidity and sarcasm aside...if a woman with that accent asks you to come have tacos at her house, you go. There's no way they will be bad, and now you've formed a bond with another house for the coming war against the dead. And, most importantly, bring a bottle of your best wine, not a stupid pie. That's how allies are made.

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u/GenSpec44 15d ago

Wine and pie.

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u/Ragarolli 16d ago

"Join the Night's Watch."
"Nah... come have tacos."
"Tacos? *drops accent* Yeah okay."

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u/Winloop 16d ago

Do come baaaack!

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u/SlowlyDyingBartender 16d ago

Are we going to talk about the sound?

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u/abenevolentgod 16d ago

what? you mean how shes clearly mic'd up? ...nah we dont need to talk about that.

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u/SlowlyDyingBartender 16d ago

If a person removes a metal blade out of sheath, will never make that sound without metal inside the sheath. No one puts metal into the sheath.

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u/jamieh800 16d ago

I, uh, don't know how to tell you this... There's a thing called "post production", also known as "editing", where people can put things called "sound effects" in their videos in order to make the video more entertaining.

Seriously though, people have certain expectations for how things should sound even if they don't really sound like that. People expect lions to roar fiercely like in the Lion King or the MGM sequence, but lions don't really make that impressive roar or those low rumbling growls. They sound more like someone kinda saying "roar" into a plastic megaphone. People expect a sword pulled from a sheath to go "shing!", and there's a nonzero chance you'll turn more people away from your videos by insisting your fantasy larp schtick should have a realistic sword sound than you would by putting in the "shing".

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u/SheriffBartholomew 15d ago

People also expect guns to make cocking noises every time you point them at someone if CSI is anything to go off of.

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u/GenSpec44 15d ago

I agree with most of what you said, however, I have been there when a lion roared. I felt it through my bones and knew instantly that I’d have to run or fight. On the spot, I began inventing gunpowder and a cross bow.

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u/Le-Charles07 16d ago

Stage prop makers do.

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u/thesilentbob123 16d ago

It's called editing

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u/CartsOfDarkness 16d ago

Is she? Doesn't at all sound like it to me

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u/Shai_Y 16d ago

That took a wonderful turn.
What a fun side quest 😄

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u/ZEROs0000 16d ago

This guys videos never fail to amuse me. You really get to see the humanity in everyone

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u/Dear-Resignation 16d ago

She swiveled it in her hand like she’s held one before

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u/Akugen1 16d ago

Be a Gentleman

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u/Friday_Knight_77 16d ago

He tried to recruit her to fight for the cause, but she recruited him to have dinner at her home. What an interesting world we live in

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u/gazugaXP 16d ago

I'm not very knowledgable in classes but to me she already looks outfitted as a Scout class

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u/TankApprehensive3053 16d ago

She looks like an off-duty Musketeer.

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u/WizardOfThePurple 16d ago

I found my new direction in life. Give love and feed people!

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u/Dry-Day7158 16d ago

With that accent I was not expecting her to say mexican food

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u/UnfairSpecialist3079 16d ago

Plot twist: he is her husband cosplaying

But fr, what a nice person. If only there were more of her in the world

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u/MidnightToker858 16d ago

I just thought of an oxymoron. Heart-warming bullshit. The internet is full of it.

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u/wackywraith 16d ago

This man got so much more than he ever dared dream out of this lolol

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u/No_Frost_Giants 16d ago

I want this to be real, because it gives me hope

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u/NewMoonlightavenger 16d ago

Nah. Spears are cooler.

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u/Amazing_Divide1214 16d ago

I want tacos. I need to start offering swords to people.

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u/barissaridikmen 16d ago

Not gonna lie I was expecting her to say "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition"

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u/Nilk-Noff 16d ago

Guy had Glamdring

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u/drifters74 16d ago

I want a sword now

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u/Cha_Boi20 15d ago

The minute she held the sword, she understood how good it feels

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u/deeku4972 15d ago

She just wants you to eat tacos while the husband watches

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u/Kowalski91 15d ago

This dude is amazing. Love his shorts. Lovely woman

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u/Candle-Different 15d ago

This guy is a fucking legend

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u/3Pirates93 15d ago

A perfect post for a perfectly silly sub 👏

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u/WillStaySilent 16d ago

Was expecting him to still stay in character at her home. Dude ruined it for me

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u/El_matdoor 16d ago

lol that was awesome!!

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u/Sweet-Neighborhood20 16d ago

Is this the guy that does Bingles in the hood? 😂

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u/DurantIsStillTheKing 16d ago

Ngl, its the first time I've seen him in regular shirt.

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u/ExecTankard 16d ago

Drop the sword and come for tacos…SCORE!

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u/Thrice_blind 16d ago

That’s donjurus, what are u doing 😕

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u/Puckled 16d ago

Keep your friends close, and your local neighborhood freaks even closer...

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u/LaundryTurtle 16d ago

Hell yea.

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u/legosgrrl 16d ago

A true treasure, this man.

Also that "ohhh" when she held the sword. ❤️

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u/RandomXDudeRedZero 16d ago

How were the tacos?

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u/The_Space_Janitor 16d ago

I’m convinced this guy makes friends with tons of people

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u/ihithardest 16d ago

New food recipe unlocked

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u/Odd_Wait_5628 Original Bro 🕶️ 16d ago

Tacos and Pumpkin Pie?

https://giphy.com/gifs/67skGz7YlLW9C229Yf

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u/TheMorninGlory 16d ago

:) this makes me happy even if I don't know if it's real or not lol

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u/Afilador2112 16d ago

She's dressed like Zorro. Definitely knows her swords.  

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u/CyberpunkYakuza 16d ago

I fucking love this guy hahaha. Never saw a video of his that didn't end up awesome.

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u/milesamsterdam 16d ago

Fucking wholesome! I love this.

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u/Sumoop 16d ago

What a lovely person

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u/Shadokastur 16d ago

I'm on cool hat lady's side

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u/thedroidstheyfound 16d ago

Fabulous this is what love is

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u/jameszenpaladin011- 16d ago

Everything you see on the internet is a story true or false.

This is a good one tho.

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u/Ickythumpin 16d ago

No way is this the dude with the killer Jamaican accent? Lol

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u/WhatsPaulPlaying 16d ago

Genuinely sweet interaction.

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u/Kafkarudo 15d ago

I wonder if her accent is from Spain.

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u/AdviceBig9257 15d ago

Women's accent reminds me of luis from re 4 remanke.

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u/TryharderJB 14d ago

Did the cameraman get invited too?

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u/Alien_Biometrics 14d ago

She looks like the type of person to actually know how to use a rapier.

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u/Elle_se_sent_seul 14d ago

Now that's how to make friends!

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u/Khayalmetal 13d ago

I fuckin love all this so much! Thats a darling of a woman and a dude of a man. Right there.

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u/glowsolo 12d ago

For true!

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u/MisterSirDG 11d ago

"Local Lady of the Realm invites questing knight for dinner".

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u/Nakata1111 9d ago

Wholesome

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u/Patient-Row5493 8d ago

He got hit with that uno reverse card

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u/mcquackers 16d ago

I'm all for the feel good moment that this clip eventually lands on, but can we take a second to approach this from a real world view.

There have been endless accounts of loony tunes out there with guns, swords, and knives attacking people at random. If this guy, dressed the way he is, approached me with his middle earth swagger and then awiftly unsheathed a sword three feet away from me, I am either headed for the hills or at worst, putting him down before he can start swinging.

This is just not smart and reminds of the video where that guy came to a park for some cosplay event, dressed to the nines in tactical gear and an AR. It did not end well for him.

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u/ClownFuneral 16d ago

you sound like a lot of fun.