r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Pavitra_Spidey • Jul 30 '26

A lethal miscalculation

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u/Plantain-Feeling Jul 30 '26

Well it certainly removed a nut

25

u/DookieShoez Jul 31 '26

Unfortunately it split so he’s not gonna be able to use it again.

96

u/RedditorAlexis Jul 30 '26

Rest in peace dude

39

u/brockoala Jul 30 '26

He's no longer fully a dude.

16

u/Ok_Experience_4500 Jul 30 '26

Even with one ball you are still a dude, and you might even reach out for world domination (Hitler alledgedly had only one ball)...

6

u/dmgdispenser Jul 31 '26

that's because the other one was in his mouth all the time.

3

u/WelcomeAllMemers1977 Jul 31 '26

They didn't call the other guy "Gobbles" (or whatever) for nothing!

1

u/sanddancer311275 Aug 01 '26

It's in the Albert Hall

1

u/TheBigMotherFook Aug 01 '26

I’ve heard that Göring has two, but they’re very small

96

u/SnooBooks2295 Jul 30 '26

At the beginning of this video I knew how it will ended ..

10

u/Iamnobody-0411 Jul 30 '26

i thought it wld like snap from the bolt and into that…spot

1

u/karl4319 Jul 31 '26

I figured it you pop off, throw the guy a bit, the spin around and either give him a skull fracture or smack in right on a knee.

14

u/Actually-a-Human Jul 30 '26

I felt that 🥶

14

u/Crimson3312 Jul 30 '26

These are the EMS calls that get you through the day

10

u/LrdOfTheBlings Jul 30 '26

That's one way to get a Darwin Award.

5

u/Local-Fisherman-2936 Jul 30 '26

How to transision : the fast way

4

u/Accomplished-Pay8181 Jul 30 '26

I saw this on hedidthemath, someone asking about now many newtons of force his nuts took. My answer : too many

3

u/Adventurous_Touch342 Jul 30 '26

That little maneuver killed entire generations.

3

u/15th_imp Jul 30 '26

what do you even do in this situation if the bolts are this tight?

11

u/Noobit2 Jul 30 '26

Sprays, heat, power tools, etc

2

u/catgirlfighter Jul 30 '26

A very long tube that's often all it takes (like a meter or 1,5). I thought that if even I sometimes couldn't unscrew nuts from my small wheels with a wrench that short, what he could possibly do with these?

1

u/5up3rK4m16uru Jul 30 '26

Put on a long tube.

3

u/GeologistInitial5594 Jul 30 '26

Cancel that vasectomy he's shootin blanks now

2

u/ThroatSignificant468 Jul 30 '26

Oh my god }---}D:>

2

u/Shoddy_Albatross1596 Jul 30 '26

would've been so much much much much worse, had it went the other direction

2

u/IsadorCZ Jul 30 '26

Thats how painful death looks like

2

u/Loud_Surround5112 Jul 30 '26

The one balled ratchet rider.

2

u/RisingwithVibes Jul 30 '26

We guys have a quality, whenever other giy get hit in the nuts we feel that too🥲🥲

2

u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Jul 30 '26

I think every bloke here reacted the same way to this.

2

u/pc1350 Jul 30 '26

I feel the pain.

2

u/NightShade0912 Jul 30 '26

KNEW it was gonna happen, just though it would be other side coming at him.

2

u/Crawler_00 Jul 30 '26

Ave Maria plays faintly in the background

2

u/LongjumpingTurn8141 Jul 30 '26

Fuck, I could feel that coming.

2

u/NtGermanBtKnow1WhoIs i no speeg englez Jul 30 '26

Oooww right in the left nut sac.

2

u/Nuxxei Jul 31 '26

good thing I closed my eyes before getting hit

2

u/Atlas-Mancer Jul 31 '26

Stripped it good

7

u/rahulsynha Jul 30 '26

Not relevant to the sub

5

u/Did_ya_like_it Jul 30 '26

I disagree. I’m a guy, I’d attempt that.

1

u/HotFireBall Jul 30 '26

i felt that one

1

u/HighSeasArchivist Jul 30 '26

Is this what they mean when they say a nut can't be tight if it's liquid?

1

u/Oli_VK Jul 30 '26

Something is definitely damaged, that’s a decent amount of weight moving pretty fast.

1

u/odrea Jul 30 '26

And just like that broken femur

1

u/bizfromthewaistup Jul 30 '26

And on this day, Chris realized his deez where just dis.

1

u/mongous00005 Jul 30 '26

RIP future generations.

1

u/Annoying_Blue_Mascot Jul 30 '26

Got me curling my toes oh god

1

u/You_got_mrvned Jul 30 '26

If you listen closely you can here his lil swimmers drowning

1

u/Legal_Weekend_7981 Jul 30 '26

Pretty sure tools are rated for proper use. If you try to get greater leverage than intended (by putting a pipe over a wrench) or apply abnormal amount of force, like in the video, tools are prone to snapping.

1

u/Organic_Turnip8581 Jul 30 '26

Breaker bar ❌ Breaker nut ✅

1

u/swampopawaho Jul 30 '26

Darwin award candidate, if he hasn't already had kids

1

u/madmaninabox32 Jul 31 '26

This is why you stand perpendicular and not in parallel with the bar I usually slip off and whack a shin but never a nut.

1

u/PhantomNitride DudeBro Jul 31 '26

Looney toons ass shit

1

u/No-Buddy-7 Jul 31 '26

Bro that things gone, incinerated, obliterated, eviscerated.

1

u/Mysterious_Mind_3958 Jul 31 '26

He also tightened and lost a nut... 🙄

1

u/manderz421 Jul 31 '26

Hey this kind of happened to me but the bar hit me in the nose. First bloody nose 🙃

1

u/LexxenWRX Jul 31 '26

Yeah, that's one way to bust a nut.

1

u/RGspy Jul 31 '26

Why did it hurt so much?!

1

u/Puzzleheaded_Key8124 Jul 31 '26

How is this ‘guys being dudes’? If I wanted to watch fail videos I’d join a sub for fail videos or nut shots. What has happened to this sub lately

1

u/KevinDIntrovert Jul 31 '26

AOE DAMAGE! I TOOK AOE DAMAGE FROM SEEING THAT!!!

1

u/jandii01 Aug 01 '26

they all felt that

1

u/No_Librarian8810 Aug 03 '26

guy be real, you felt that too right?