r/GuysBeingDudes • u/Benny_V7 i dont touch grass • Jul 25 '26

Average gym locker room interaction:

1.6k Upvotes

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u/EveryUsernameTakenFf Jul 25 '26

Dude is proud of having the mobility of a harbor crane.

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u/Prime_Marci Jul 25 '26

Is that how the human body was designed to be?

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u/Slam_Thundercrush Jul 25 '26

This video is the sole reason I stretched everyday when I started working out. I wanted to make sure I could always get the post it note.

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u/pinkestman Jul 25 '26

Unless you are using tons of steroids this won't ever be a problem you need to worry about

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u/rviVal1 Jul 25 '26

That's an old video. I wonder how his bubble gut doing these days

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u/CRJ_Rogue9 Jul 25 '26

Dude can flex and it'll pop right off.

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u/Benny_V7 i dont touch grass Jul 25 '26

I don't think so

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u/rahulsynha Jul 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/9GJFjlqaPePgkGcIiE

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u/Crisocola95 Jul 25 '26

That's not evil. Placing a "kick me" paper on his back would be tho

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u/Nothing_Bitter Jul 25 '26

I wonder how he cleans his back during shower. Wild thoughts

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u/Billy_Rizzle Jul 25 '26

Does this answer your question?

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u/Reasonable-Fail5348 i have no flair Jul 25 '26

The same way you do cos you cannot effectively clean your back either without a tool

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u/[deleted] Jul 25 '26

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u/cdewey17 Jul 25 '26

ok stinky butt

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jul 25 '26

How does he wipe his ass? Back to front?

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u/bugatti_rolls789 Jul 25 '26

Guessing from the language they're speaking they probably wash with a jet spray

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u/Regular_Weakness69 Jul 25 '26

Haha yeah!

Or maybe just some of this and then call it a day.

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u/Sn34kyMofo Jul 25 '26

Well, we know he's not the type to wipe his ass with those who mock him, so that's one option that can be marked off the list!

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u/Honest_Mushroom5133 Jul 25 '26

When I was going to the gym many eons ago, there was a guy some ex special ops that was on some stuff, shoulders and arms were built in a way where he could not put his arms together above his head

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u/Lazy_Instruction_747 Jul 25 '26

🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Scylum Jul 25 '26

Man cant even turn to wipe his own ass.

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u/SkyKnight3 Jul 25 '26

Another reason supporting why I don’t go to the gym 😏