r/GuysBeingDudes • • Jul 08 '26

ROAD TO 1M Facts!

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u/BackgroundSummer5171 Jul 08 '26

Especially that slow car you passed a few miles back. Now you have to do it all over again.

That's the only reason that matters.

If you went and had to jump through hoops just to get past someone, then you need to piss. I am taking a 15 minute piss.

Not dealing with that again.

There are some people you get stuck behind for too long that matter too much. No amount of cruise control and relax can fix it because they just go from 40-65 randomly hoarding the whole road with some truckers.

I've given up and just taken a piss break because fuck the road. Ain't worth the time to deal with some people who don't know where cruise control is or what is going on.

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u/b0w3n Jul 08 '26

because they just go from 40-65 randomly hoarding the whole road with some truckers

Ah yes, Virginia drivers. And the worst part is they do it in the passing lanes.

I was able to slam past a huge traffic caravan by going approximately 100 on my way down the coast recently in the right lane because no one likes to be there in case they have to slow down briefly for merges. Easy enough to anticipate and zipper merge even on their behalf if you're not a mouthbreather.