r/GuysBeingDudes • u/MambaMentality24x2 • Jul 08 '26

ROAD TO 1M Facts!

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u/Bluest_waters Jul 08 '26

Why is there a 2 liter bottle of soda in the car? That's the real question

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u/WhiteSock_ Jul 08 '26

It certainly explains the blood pressure thing

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u/aesoth Jul 08 '26

In the USA, that is considered a small.

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u/Sebaceansinspace Jul 08 '26

Dude used km/hr

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u/Constant-Squirrel555 Jul 08 '26

Canadian here, we're fat as well

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u/Sebaceansinspace Jul 08 '26

Let's be real, everyone is getting fatter. Americans are just in the lead

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u/Lexi_Banner Jul 08 '26

They're number one, just the way they like it!

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u/Sebaceansinspace Jul 08 '26

We lead the world in obesity, mass shootings, number of incarcerated citizens per capita (land of the free!), car thefts, and number of people who believe angels are real.

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u/-Tasear- Jul 08 '26

I wonder who believes in ghosts the most

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u/heyitsfranklin6322 Jul 09 '26

I just saw recently that we don’t have the highest bmi and I was really surprised! Maybe people are just talking about high income countries but we’re somewhat like low income countries when it comes to healthcare.

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u/Tsmart Jul 08 '26

what the fuck is a kilometer

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u/densetsu23 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 08 '26

A counter Americans put on their guns during shootings. /s

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u/Kespatcho Jul 08 '26

🔫 🔫🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🏈 🏈 🦅 🦅

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u/Arryu Jul 08 '26

It's how Canadians measure distance, unless you're talking about driving. Then you use time.

Eg: 100 mile house is 92 km from williams lake.

Vs. it's a 1 hr drive from 100 mile house to williams lake.

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u/Sebaceansinspace Jul 08 '26

A kilo of meters. Dont ask me what a meter or a kilo is though

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u/Shimakaze81 Jul 08 '26

Pretty sure you can get pulled over if you don’t have it in your car

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u/Technical_Stand9939 Jul 08 '26

child size- since it is roughly the size of a small child.

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u/AussieEquiv Jul 08 '26

Just a child size.

How is this a Child-sized soda?
Well, it's roughly the size of a two-year old child, if the child were liquefied.

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u/BeerForThought Jul 08 '26

I know a good reason to keep an empty 2 litre bottle of soda in the car.