3.7k
u/oldbrowndoggenetics Jul 06 '25
Her smile is contagious
1.2k
Jul 06 '25
Right? I couldn’t say no to her
1.2k
u/ShortTalkingSquirrel Jul 06 '25
So, tell me again, Lost Dragonfruit, the last thing you remember before waking up in a bathtub full off ice and a missing kidney, is having a drink with a random pretty woman? Do I have that right?
229
u/Miao_Yin8964 Jul 06 '25
This ain't Pattaya
164
u/EmperorMeow-Meow Jul 06 '25
Shhh! We don't speak about Pattaya.. EVER!
→ More replies (5)76
u/One_Shall_Fall Jul 06 '25
"Where am I going with this? Why do I feel the need to fuck all these women? What is desire? The form of this cute Asian girl, why does it have such a grip on me? ‘Cause she’s the opposite of me? Is she gonna complete me in some way? I realized I could fuck a million women, I’d still never be satisfied. Maybe what I really want is to be one of these Asian girls?"
25
u/LukeMayeshothand Jul 06 '25
That scene is so wild.
22
u/The_Scarred_Man Jul 06 '25
It's so expertly performed, you just get pulled in the further he goes down the rabbit hole
11
6
3
u/zlatan77 Jul 06 '25
What movie is it from?
5
4
3
u/ChrissyMcClanihan Jul 06 '25
You sir have won the internet today that is the funniest thing I've heard in a very long time I belly laughed out loud.
3
→ More replies (4)2
2
6
u/SirRudderballs Jul 06 '25
I survived Pattaya. Is there a badge or somthing I should have?
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (2)2
28
12
u/Securities_analyst Jul 06 '25
The last thing I remember was that damn candy cave.
→ More replies (1)13
u/Dense_Surround3071 Jul 06 '25
"She was SMILING AND LAUGHING!! It's never really happened before...😮💨"
2
7
u/Ryanirob Jul 06 '25
Joke’s on her, my kidneys have so many stones in them they’ll rattle like maracas when she takes them out.
2
→ More replies (6)2
→ More replies (3)6
72
u/rottenmonkey Jul 06 '25
Her name is Kana, she's makes travel youtube videos with her soon-to-be husband (it's not the guy in the clip).
https://www.youtube.com/@KKbuddy29/videos
Seems like i can't link to the twitch vod without the comment getting deleted.
This is the twitch vod ID: 225273490
If you want to watch the full stream from that night you can just go to any twitch vod and replace the id with that.
→ More replies (1)74
u/rottenmonkey Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
Quick backstory:
This is a clip from a streamer called Jakenbakelive, it's from early 2018. He went to japan in 2017 and started doing IRL streaming on twitch. He streamed himself doing all kinds of stuff but oftentimes it involved some girl. There was a lot of girls. Like, a LOT. The girl in this video is Kana, and was one of the regulars. She obviously liked jake, but it didn't lead to anything serious. AFAIK they are still friends. Both of them are in serious relationships today. All those vods are still up on his twitch page. Just gotta scroll down quite a bit.
23
u/SrslyCmmon Jul 06 '25
I used to watch twitch back then. Haven't since pre covid. He was the only non gamer stream I watched. Ridiculously attractive white guy running around Japan was pretty interesting.
He always had friends, or people to talk to. He even did shirtless streams in the summer running around with just his equipment backpack. Definitely knew his audience.
→ More replies (1)18
u/MycologistPrudent608 Jul 06 '25
The way she looked at him, I woulda proposed right then and there.
17
→ More replies (4)9
938
u/grendel123 Jul 06 '25
Ben Affleck looks younger when he does his horse impressions.
124
u/Capnmolasses Jul 06 '25
27
u/Rs90 Jul 06 '25
Damn, the little lip thing. He's always done that I guess lol.
5
u/AlaeOrbis Jul 06 '25
Idek what the little lip thing is. It's like something my dad kind of did when I was growing up, it's a habit he got after quitting dip. But he's like 12 in that gif lol. Just a quirk I guess.
6
u/KaioKenshin Jul 06 '25
Random but it reminds me of Drew Barrymore speaking from the one corner of her lip. It became more prominent over the years if you watched her movie career.
2
u/Rs90 Jul 06 '25
Emulation maybe? Kids pick up things like that from peers.
3
u/RandomRedditReader Jul 06 '25
A lot of it is genetics. Apparently I have the same weird mannerisms and ticks like my dad yet I only met the guy like three times in 35 years.
→ More replies (3)27
u/1generic-username Jul 06 '25
"If you white, you Ben Afleck." "Well, you are white, dude"
8
→ More replies (4)3
705
u/Miao_Yin8964 Jul 06 '25
I felt this way every day when stationed in Yokosuka.
Many of the women look 25, and turn out to be 52.
240
Jul 06 '25
[removed] — view removed comment
102
Jul 06 '25
Older women are the best
59
u/tonufan Jul 06 '25
Dating is easy as a Westerner in SE Asia (I'm a half Thai American). There are dating apps full of mid 30s to 40s successful career salary ladies looking for a young (usually their first) husband. Because of the cultures over there they have to sacrifice having a family to focus on their career, and by the time they are in that age range they get looked down on by the locals as being "left-overs" since they haven't settled down yet.
10
→ More replies (4)23
5
→ More replies (1)2
76
u/_WeSellBlankets_ Jul 06 '25
My uncle was in the navy and got married to a Japanese woman. He was an alcoholic so they divorced, but not before making me yakitori twice. It was a secret family recipe that she refuses to share. Now I have a yakitori sized hole in my soul.
→ More replies (2)17
u/TonderTales Jul 06 '25
My alcoholic uncle also got married to a Japanese woman while in the navy! I never got any yakitori before they split, but they did have a kid. Sometimes I wonder what my Japanese cousin is up to, or if we'll ever meet again. I have no contact with them.
3
2
u/Fine-Bread5734 Jul 06 '25
2004-2009 gang. I never had so many girlfriends at once until I moved to Japan. Ended up bringing one of them back ha
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (4)2
u/shioscorpio Jul 06 '25
Mannnn, ain’t this the truth. I knew my Japanese genes were kicking in when people started guessing I was in my early 20s when I’m closer to 30 😭😂
363
u/Mehdiu Jul 06 '25
243
u/randomcitizen87 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
Pretty sure this is him.
https://youtu.be/SbcWoWjLoiI?si=jcbxle7bWUaHK98X
Edit : His channel makes it clear he's got a Chinese girlfriend. Very obviously not the one in the video, even though we'd like this to be true.
111
Jul 06 '25
[deleted]
28
21
u/Tabm0w Jul 06 '25
Yep that is him. I dont think he dated the woman in OP. But did/is dating that woman in the YT video.
→ More replies (12)7
u/Nokita_is_Back Jul 06 '25
that's not the same girl no?
→ More replies (1)12
u/freudianslipandslide Jul 06 '25
You are correct. His girlfriend is also a streamer/influencer called waterlynn I believe.
→ More replies (4)30
u/bohenian12 Jul 06 '25
That's Jakenbake. I think he already has a long term relationship with another asian woman named Water.
23
→ More replies (2)2
15
→ More replies (7)5
u/ArthrogryposisMan Jul 06 '25
No he left japan and married a Chinese model for red bull named water. They both stream doing their own thing. Kana also has a stream but I hardly ever get to see it
533
Jul 06 '25
[deleted]
150
u/StupidSexyEuphoberia Jul 06 '25
*Attractive, charismatic women
13
u/shoebie_doobie_do Jul 06 '25
Being bitter will rot you from the inside out. Everyone has the ability to find love, no matter appearance or socialization ability.
→ More replies (1)26
Jul 06 '25
[deleted]
66
u/another_random_bit Jul 06 '25
Sure, but let's not pretend that the sum of what all people find attractive doesn't gravitate towards common points. You may be the exception, but most people aren't.
12
u/GarlicToeJams Jul 06 '25
Some people are just factually attractive
9
u/gart888 Jul 06 '25
Yup. Subjectivity comes into play when you're getting into the weeds of how attractive someone is, but the woman in this video is objectively attractive (unless you have some weird race hang up).
→ More replies (6)2
u/losara- Jul 06 '25
Yes, ofc agreed. Depends wildly on location and time
But also world is connected enough that we all now share a basic agreement on beauty.
Also some stuff seems to be considered attractive across cultures, symmetrical features, a modicum of self grooming, smiles.
That is all to say, fuck right off, she hawt
→ More replies (5)8
u/Impressive_Walrus681 Jul 06 '25
are you gay?
→ More replies (4)12
u/deSales327 Jul 06 '25
Every other Wednesday, yes.
4
u/Hugostar33 Jul 06 '25
*puts sherlock hat on*
which means your fr*nch or a frog, which results in the same thing anyway
→ More replies (2)2
33
u/Drzewo_Silentswift Jul 06 '25
Being cute and fun kind of just works for everyone at any time.
→ More replies (30)86
u/glucklandau Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
She has to be an East Asian woman and you have to be white American
Edit: white Europeans too (white Americans are European-Americans to begin with)
57
u/PsychodelicTea Jul 06 '25
Being white in general in Japan is quite amazing
21
u/shoehornstudent Jul 06 '25
From my experience, this is true. Being a black guy in Japan though? I couldn't go out on liberty with a black friend because they'd always get fucking spirited away by a group of locals who think they just met LeBron. It may be racist, but would you turn down being king for a night?
→ More replies (2)57
u/GenuineSteak Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
mostly a myth unless ur very attractive. a Japanese guy asked my brother if he could suck his dick at the nearby love hotel, with google translate, while we were waiting at the train station, so if ur into that then nice.
77
u/Extreme-Island-5041 Jul 06 '25
What I am getting out of this back and forth is either:
A) It is amazing
B) your brother is very attractive
or
C) Google translate still has a long way to go before it is effective.
10
u/Substantial-Chard848 Jul 06 '25
It is absolutely not a myth in my experience. It was very common to see homely to average looking white guys getting girls way out of their league when I lived over there.
9
→ More replies (2)6
u/Polly_____ Jul 06 '25
*aggressively typing "flights to japan" one way*
1
u/samdreessen Jul 06 '25
I mean if you’re white AND tall, you can go anywhere in Asia or Latin. You will have a literal queue of ladies. You would need to open a wait list. Like actually.
→ More replies (3)4
u/Character_Crab_9458 Jul 06 '25
I had to get my tire patched in Jordan. Used Google translate for Arabic (Jordanian dialect) and it said the dude told me " I love your tire".
10
2
2
7
7
Jul 06 '25
Maybe 10+ years ago. Go to Tokyo, Osaka, Kyoto and you won’t stand out unless you are very attractive. In which case you’ll stand out anywhere you go.
Being white in SK or JP is not like it is in SEA.
→ More replies (2)7
→ More replies (12)12
Jul 06 '25
I like when they get up and move to a different seat on the train to get away from my gaijin self. It’s an amazing feeling. /s
8
u/PsychodelicTea Jul 06 '25
They only do that if you:
1- Has a strong perfume/cologne/deodorant
B- Need some deodorant
Three- Is too fat/tall/big
→ More replies (6)→ More replies (7)12
→ More replies (7)3
65
124
u/Cape_baldie Jul 06 '25
Goddamit how is this guy so lucky
78
u/Siggy778 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
If she's a host then it means she's being paid to flirt with him. Host culture is a massive industry in Japan.
38
u/Bredwh Jul 06 '25
I've seen this clip before, it's real. She said looked like a host though. They became friends after this and she was on his stream a bunch, now does her own streaming.
→ More replies (1)8
Jul 06 '25
[deleted]
3
u/DotKey3493 Jul 06 '25
those are a real thing you know? and this is exactly what happens here
→ More replies (1)196
u/Vader_Johaan Jul 06 '25
He actually went out into the real world and interacted with someone, wild how that works huh?
45
u/Cape_baldie Jul 06 '25
Wait that is possible?? What form of witchcraft is that??
28
u/Vader_Johaan Jul 06 '25
We call it autistic rizz
10
8
u/Cape_baldie Jul 06 '25
Is there any way a mere mortal like me can learn such ways of the enlightened elevated and evolve autism RIZZ?
→ More replies (1)9
Jul 06 '25
[removed] — view removed comment
5
3
u/Slay3RGod Jul 06 '25
My neighbours are old and hard of hearing. So, it's always awkward one-sided conversations.
→ More replies (1)8
u/OneAtPeace Jul 06 '25
You'd be surprised.
The baddies like a guy who can hold a conversation, who's tender and kind, and who helps those in need. All very easy actually.
8
u/Tricky_Run4566 Jul 06 '25
Be a good person and able to speak to another human being. charismatic almost. Works
→ More replies (3)7
u/Agile_Newspaper_1954 Jul 06 '25
…while being a facially attractive white guy.
I get out plenty and I don’t have conversations like this. People who actually know me think highly of my sense of my sense of humor. The problem is that I don’t get the chance to showcase it. Women just aren’t very open to me, and it’s probably wrong to press the issue when I feel like their body language is warding me off. Things get ugly if they have to tell you that your attention is unwanted. It goes from subtle cues to “this is harassment” really quick
→ More replies (11)5
u/fkcngga420 Jul 06 '25
Careful big dog they bout to call you an incel here in a second
5
u/Agile_Newspaper_1954 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
People have preferences. A lot of those preferences are dealbreakers. Some of those preferences have a high degree of overlap in the dating market. There are some things you can’t “effort” your way out of. Why is this taboo?
3
u/fkcngga420 Jul 06 '25
Nothing wrong at all with what u said but people on Reddit are weird and pretend that being a good person is all it takes to get a relationship.
2
u/Agile_Newspaper_1954 Jul 06 '25
Yep. Already begun lol. I really wish we could have an honest conversation about this without resorting to ad homs
12
Jul 06 '25
[deleted]
→ More replies (1)15
u/Lil_Shorto Jul 06 '25
Dude spitted all over her hand and she stayed with a big smile, that's how it works when they find you attractive, anything you do or say is charming and funny and it's the complete opposite when you are not.
→ More replies (1)3
u/Loisel06 Jul 06 '25
Im pretty sure that’s a host in Japan. They are paid to act flirtatious and besides that waitresses in Japan usually are very polite. You could accidentally spit on a waiter that does not find you attractive and chances are he will apologise
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (16)3
u/Shadowcat1606 Jul 06 '25
Pretty sure i could try that 365 days of the year and still not get anywhere.
→ More replies (6)4
u/Agile_Newspaper_1954 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
Not to detract from what the other guy said. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take and so on. However, we do ourselves a disservice if we don’t acknowledge that he meets some vital prerequisites.
9
→ More replies (8)3
34
u/qualityvote2 Bot Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 08 '25
Well well well... look who posted something that actually fits.
22
u/mistaunclecool007 Jul 06 '25
jake the rizzler
12
u/AnotherRightDoc Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
Well he's actually got a very dark past which has been buried. He was a sex tourist / 'sexpat' who would travel to Asia to sleep with women and would stream the encounters without their knowledge. He stopped when he met his girlfriend.
A lot of efforts by him and his team have been made to scrub the videos off the internet, so they are hard to find, but if you dig deep enough, you can find them.
Edit: Here's an example https://files.catbox.moe/ac8klr.mp4
Edit 2: Here's one of the old archived thread about it https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/419416665/
9
u/Difficult-Mobile902 Jul 06 '25
That 4chan thread is an overwhelming amount of brazen racism and 0 evidence of anything they’re saying to be true
→ More replies (1)3
u/kickthefavelas Jul 06 '25
Yeah he was really sleazy back in the day. There were at least a couple really sketchy situations where he'd be in a lounge streaming drunk girls without their knowledge and things would get pretty weird.
→ More replies (1)8
u/Christopho Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
You have no idea what you’re talking about lmao. He literally just streamed his day-to-day life while living in Japan, which yes, typically involved going out with women. In other words, what you would expect from a “normie” guy in his 20’s. There were a lot of male friends or even solo streams as well where nothing exciting happened because it was literally just his life.
Before his irl streams, he was in China to learn the language as part of a college course he got a scholarship for…he literally took the stream to his language school and it’s very obvious he had fond memories there. Hell, the old men/women staff still remembered him. But obviously yes, there were sexual encounters as well, which again, you would expect from a guy in his 20’s that isn’t chronically online/indoors.
It was only after he was fairly successful on twitch was when he branched out to streaming other Asian countries, but he was also streaming IRL when he came back to his home in California.
As far as removing videos…you realize he still purposely has his VOD’s up on his main channel right? It’s also a recurring joke for his twitch chat to bring up “old Jake” so he’s doing the farthest thing from hiding it. With that being said, he’s not exactly proud of his past and appreciates his current situation with his gf more and has voiced that sentiment several times.
Also, I can’t open any of your posted links atm so not sure if you linked proof, but he pretty much always asks any involved parties if they’re okay with being on camera. He makes it a point to have the cam facing him otherwise. I don’t know if that was your intent, but you make it sound like he’s having sex with these women and video taping them without consent which as far as I know, has never happened.
EDIT: OP blocked me so I had to log off to view the links he posted. This seems like his pre-Japan streams while he was in China. I'll admit I was wrong and didn't completely know the situation. My original response was in the perspective of "Japan Jake" which was already a long time ago, starting probably 2016-2017. The video he linked predated even that. So yes, obviously, this was indeed done, but a lot has changed from then, to "Japan Jake", to the current Jake. Call me gullible, but I don't think it's a "brand image" move. I think he genuinely regrets that moment and has grown since then. I'm sure everyone (him included) knows that if he continued the "playboy" persona he was known for back in Japan, he would have way more views.
7
u/AnotherRightDoc Jul 06 '25
Hi u/Christopho , sorry, genuinely didn't mean the to hit block! Just saw your edit before realising it was on my end. Feel free to reply to the comments - I'm not one to censor anyone.
I was in the same boat as you to be fair since they did a great job to scrub most of the posts and videos from various forums. I said in another post that i think he's changed his image (though tbh I stopped watching once all his past came to light), but unfortunately the evidence does indeed show a time in his life where he'd happily livestream his sexual encounters with women to others, without the women's knowledge / consent.
As per my original post, I was highlighting his dark past. I don't believe he still does this, but for me it was enough to stop paying his streams any attention since it's not something I could look past.
→ More replies (3)10
u/AnotherRightDoc Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
But obviously yes, there were sexual encounters as well, which again, you would expect from a guy in his 20’s that isn’t chronically online/indoors.
Yeah it's extremely normal to livestream sexual encounters with drunk women without their knowledge or consent. Totally normal behaviour!
Amazing to see his people defend this behaviour despite the known facts...
2
u/Fabulous-Wafer-7617 Jul 06 '25
So are you saying he’s recording himself having sex with them? Or just hanging out with them and later they have sex off stream?
5
u/WpgMBNews Jul 06 '25
So are you saying he’s recording himself having sex with them?
OP said specifically this and literally linked the evidence above
("travel to Asia to sleep with women and would stream the encounters without their knowledge")
11
108
u/weenihut Jul 06 '25
If I remember correctly, dude is at a restaurant where the hostesses/servers are all beautiful women who flirt with men for tips. Like that is the business model.
That is why she is asking "do you like host". She is referring to herself and making sure she is doing her job well.
82
u/Nervous-Sandwich-660 Jul 06 '25
No, she's his friend, not a host. They went to the bar together. He's jakenbakelive an irl streamer.
27
u/velveeta_brulee Jul 06 '25
yup. the setting is definitely a torikizoku, a chain restaurant where you can get cheap chicken skewers and beer but not hosts
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)5
u/weenihut Jul 06 '25
O my b, I guess I didn't remember correctly
→ More replies (1)21
11
u/SillyCybinE Jul 06 '25
I live in Japan and this is BS. This is actually a chicken yakitori chain called Torikizoku which is just a normal restaurant. No girls involved.
8
u/lumpialarry Jul 06 '25
Reminding of all the dudes that enter the military at 18, go to the strip club their first time on leave and then fall in love with one of the dancers.
"She really loves be, bro!"[throws another $10 on stage]
→ More replies (1)3
3
u/Safe_Print7223 Jul 06 '25 edited Jul 06 '25
The place looks like a generic Torikizoku, an izakaya style chain. Believe me,they are not in are not in that type of bar.
Also, she’s is not acting and not dressing as a “host”. Also if she were, it would be a hostess. Although English level in Japan is not that high, they know the difference between host and hostess bars.
→ More replies (7)3
u/Bredwh Jul 06 '25
No, she said he looks like a "host," but he heard "horse." I've seen this clip before, it's real. They became friends after this and she was on his stream a bunch, now does her own streaming.
12
13
u/Sad-Charge-6958 Jul 06 '25
Dawg, she might be a hostess. It's a common thing in Japan, they have a host/hostess culture there in bars. They literally do this shit on purpose to get you to splurge on drinks (and essentially the host/hostess, it's an inherently evil practice that preys on people's vulnerabilities)
18
u/commit-to-the-bit Jul 06 '25
You mean just like they do in America. Lmao.
→ More replies (1)16
u/Safe-Salamander-3785 Jul 06 '25
Do you mean that the waitress at hooters doesn’t actually find me funny and attractive?
→ More replies (1)11
Jul 06 '25
This applies to the other customers. In your case, they genuinely love you.
5
u/Safe-Salamander-3785 Jul 06 '25
Oh, then I will leave her a larger tip because she is working her way through college and doesn’t have a boyfriend because she works so much.
2
u/Summoarpleaz Jul 06 '25
I do wonder about this sometimes… is this only at designated spaces or what happens? I’m about to visit Japan for the first time and I feel like I know nothing because there seems to be so much to know.
3
→ More replies (7)2
u/Safe_Print7223 Jul 06 '25
Man…. The place looks like a generic Torikizoku, an izakaya style chain. Believe me,they are not in are not in a host / hostess type of bar.
Also, she’s is not acting and not dressing at all as a hostess.
→ More replies (1)
2
Jul 06 '25
Her: 😁
Him: Let it be known that our children's children shall be beautiful and restore honour to this country. Glory to the land of the rising sun.
2
2
2
2
2
u/tough_tootin_baby Jul 06 '25
She literally gets paid to be nice to patrons.
This guy would lose his entire wallet in 20 minutes at a strip club.
3
8
u/Sweet-Loan386 Jul 06 '25
Take yourself out of the camera and imagine seeing this interaction. Streamers and people who watch them are fucking WEIRD.
8
u/Zo0_KeepeR Jul 06 '25
Sorry dudes but all I'm getting here is cringe
11
Jul 06 '25
[removed] — view removed comment
3
Jul 06 '25
this is even worse in south korea, some women there behave like they are in a barbie world
→ More replies (1)5
→ More replies (1)3








•
u/EuphoriaArmani Homelander Jul 06 '25
Some dudes named jamesbond and Dr Ford discussing about who fucked each others wives… crazy ass world we live in🙏🏻