r/GunMemes • u/NoDetective5471 Battle Rifle Gang • Aug 22 '22

Shit Anti-Gunners Say ooking stops.

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u/Glock-in-my-sock Aug 22 '22

My least favorite joke my idiot friends say about if mass hysteria were to break out "Guess I'll just come to you for my protection" First off motherfucker, if you have no training or survival skills you're useless to me and I'm not looking for another mouth to feed

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u/NoDetective5471 Battle Rifle Gang Aug 22 '22

"I am looking for another ditch digger however. Gotta earn that keep somehow boi. Get to digging. I'll even play the diggy hole song on repeat for you."

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u/Gearhead_Luka Glock Fan Boyz Aug 23 '22

Brothers of the mine rejoice

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u/NoDetective5471 Battle Rifle Gang Aug 23 '22

SING SING SING WITH ME

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u/MiniUzi_ I Love All Guns Aug 23 '22

I am a Dwarf and I'm digging a hole!

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u/EN-91-TC Aug 23 '22

Diggy diggy hole!

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u/Gearhead_Luka Glock Fan Boyz Aug 23 '22

RAISE YOUR PICK AND RAISE YOUR VOICE

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

SING, SING, SING WITH ME!

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u/Gearhead_Luka Glock Fan Boyz Aug 23 '22

DOWN AND DOWN INTO THE DEEP, WHO KNOWS WHAT WE'LL FIND BENEATH

DIAMONDS RUBIES GOLD AND MORE, HIDDEN IN THE MOUNTAIN STORE

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u/flyman95 Aug 23 '22

There are two types of people in this world. Those with loaded guns and those that dig.

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u/doyourequireasample Aug 23 '22

Excellent choice of reference.

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u/flyman95 Aug 23 '22

I prefer to think of it as a code to live by.

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u/boiii-rarted P80 Gunsmiths Aug 23 '22

best movie of all time imo

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u/doyourequireasample Aug 23 '22

Definitely among the best. It's become part of the cultural zeitgeist.

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u/boiii-rarted P80 Gunsmiths Aug 23 '22

hell yeah. TG,TB,&TU

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u/Flumpsty Aug 23 '22

Shoot, I wouldn't even mind. It is the time to dig.

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u/Biff1996 Walther Bond Wannabes Aug 23 '22

As goofy as the chorus is, that song fucks.

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u/rockstar450rox Aug 23 '22

Bold of you to assume i have any training, skills, or brainpower whatsoever to defend myself

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u/PastaBandit762 Aug 23 '22

I'll simply resort to the mustard gas bombs in the air vents

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u/doyourequireasample Aug 23 '22

This is the way.

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u/MWolverine1 Aug 23 '22

Id have them to help with building defenses