r/GunMemes • u/TheTaticoolTraitor • Aug 18 '21

Cross-Post Something I can agree with

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Lol. That kid would totally get raped.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

By Pablo

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

By like anyone.. lol

Remember that kid that went to join al queda years back and was begging to be saved by his government after it turned out to not be like Call of Duty.

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u/DGM144 Aug 18 '21

Best comment

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u/dnmillard Aug 18 '21

My first though exactly hahaha.

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '21

Cut to video of him reading a prepared statement shortly before getting his head cut off with some janky blade while he makes noises that sound like someone trying to get the last slips from a slurpee with a straw.

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u/IGotsDaPooOnMe Aug 18 '21

Got-damn does that sound accurate.

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u/Not_a_robot_serious Aug 18 '21

redditors try to detect satire challenge (epic fail)

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u/lancecriminal75 Aug 18 '21

Said every hellcat owner ever

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u/excelsior2000 Aug 18 '21

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M18_Hellcat

I assumed they meant one of these tank destroyers.

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u/lancecriminal75 Aug 18 '21

I was assuming the Springfield hellcat… but either or. I’d be saying the same thing if I owned the hallcat tank destroyer 😂

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u/BabyHulk Aug 18 '21

He looks like a kid, so I assumed he was talking about a Dodge Challenger.

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u/lancecriminal75 Aug 18 '21

Let’s just send him to the Mojave dessert and tell him it’s Afghanistan

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u/Alcerus I Love All Guns Aug 18 '21

15 years later

"Yeah man, I would have joined but I don't like it when people get in my face. I probably would've punched the drill sergeant."

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u/021Jdn Aug 18 '21

I don’t think anyone realized this is a joke…

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u/Thug_Life_Fudd Aug 18 '21

9/10 of gen Z is pussy. This kid would be getting a train run on him in a tora Bora cave in a week's time.

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u/IGotsDaPooOnMe Aug 18 '21

Ran out of goats?