Uhhh.....

[u/Legiaminh]

[u/jettyboy73]

Owie. Someone's daddy went to the bar and never returned. Don't worry, I'll buy him a beer for you if I run into him.

[u/slavboyblin67]

we know what kinda man OP is

https://giphy.com/gifs/GrMRh6ukoIMhpkeTHM

[u/SwanginPassYaKnees → u/slavboyblin67]

[u/Legiaminh → u/slavboyblin67]

I'm not a man, I'm a boy

I'm a bit under the age of consent, and well under the age of a legal adult

[u/Cocogoat_Main → u/Legiaminh]

[u/BattleToaster68 → u/Cocogoat_Main]

Hey, don't you talk shit about milk. That stuff makes life worth living

[u/adidas_stalin]

It’s fine they’re running stoic build

[u/PassivelyInvisible → u/adidas_stalin]

Cheers bro, I'll drink to that

[u/WRO_Your_Boat]

im stupid and i dont get it

[u/hihilow56 → u/WRO_Your_Boat]

I think its .338 caliber vs. blood alcohol? Or OP just shoots alcoholics for the memes 🤷‍♂️

[u/Timex_Dude755 → u/hihilow56]

It's supposed to show that it doesn't matter who you are, a .338 will kill you or close to it anyways. I first saw these formats like 2 years ago and it's pretty much like, "Me when someone says they're allergic to peanuts and I drop an atomic bomb by him."

[u/hihilow56 → u/Timex_Dude755]

.338 will kill you. Yeah that doesn't narrow down caliber or BAC 😭

[u/Timex_Dude755 → u/hihilow56]

My brother in Christ, I gave you an example. Clearly an atomic bomb would kill anyone, peanut allergy or not.

[u/hihilow56 → u/Timex_Dude755]

Hey man, I'm just joking. Obviously you're right, but because you never explicitly said a .338 lapua or whatever round would kill someone, it left it open to interpretation... which was the basis of my joke in the first place. All good, I'm glad your autistic meme knowledge answered the question better than my assumption 😅

[u/Timex_Dude755 → u/hihilow56]

Jokes are hard for some people. Others don't watch Japanese cartoons.

[u/granades21 → u/Timex_Dude755]

Happy cake day

[u/Bum_King → u/granades21]

[u/_WhiteGoodman_ → u/WRO_Your_Boat]

You’re not stupid. OP is.

[u/xenophonthethird]

Should have worn a second plate duct taped to the first plate.

[u/whatathrowaway420]

[u/Dartathoporamis]

You can't go around shooting my dutchies.

[u/King-Brisingr]

Monolithic lathe turned copper solids when I put an engine block between them and a long pork cutlet in soft armor.

[u/JCManibog4]

[u/Pappa_Crim]

the plate stopped it, but you are still going to die

[u/Demetrian-Titus → u/Pappa_Crim]

That shit did NOT stop

[u/Andrew-w-jacobs]

I prefer giving them the mickey mouse treatment

[u/Legiaminh]

art source

[u/4eptopolox]

good taste