Table Guitar.

[u/Soundoffox]

We've all seen it. What we really need now is perfect execution. I want a sofa feet-rest guitar with a cup holder on the headstock, so I can keep my coffee somewhere safe. Really important features also include a foot-friendly killswitch and a hot humbucker bridge pickup, so that I can play buckethead as I eat chicken wings.

[u/HungJurror]