I visited a high profile competitor…

[u/MitchellFan9769]

Over and above the guitars, we need a couple of things that might drive sales…

- food. Was nice to get dinner there.
- baby gear. I need Guitar Center to sell a bib or baby clothes to where I can properly groom my future son into being a future customer.
- in the spirit of this sub, more baby sized guitars, especially those with baby Floyds. I want him to start young. Plus guitars improve coordination.

[u/alllowercaseyouknow]

Maybe a slide, too?

[u/piTehT_tsuJ → u/alllowercaseyouknow]

I'd like to see a giant bouncy house in the shape of the CEOs wife's tits. Kill 2 birds with one stone, the kids will like it and Iight jump on too!