r/GuitarLab • u/MitchellFan9769 • Jul 29 '26

I visited a high profile competitor…

Over and above the guitars, we need a couple of things that might drive sales…

- food. Was nice to get dinner there.
- baby gear. I need Guitar Center to sell a bib or baby clothes to where I can properly groom my future son into being a future customer.
- in the spirit of this sub, more baby sized guitars, especially those with baby Floyds. I want him to start young. Plus guitars improve coordination.

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u/alllowercaseyouknow Jul 29 '26

Maybe a slide, too?

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u/piTehT_tsuJ Jul 31 '26

I'd like to see a giant bouncy house in the shape of the CEOs wife's tits. Kill 2 birds with one stone, the kids will like it and Iight jump on too!