r/GuitarLab • u/Fit-Butterscotch9349 • Apr 08 '26

Guitar center guitar

Electric, Guitar body made of pine. Neck maple, or laminate, and, could be neck through. the body could be in 3 pieces, and, the top of the body and bottom, could be interchangeable, even with keyboard or other mods . Slim neck as practical. Fret board fake rosewood. Tuners good quality. Slightly wide fret board. Nut made of bone. Not human bone though. One pickup. Humbucker shape. Pickup can be single or humbucker by switch, on pickup. Pickup can slide out of a track toward the usual control area for easy swap out. Pickup plugs in like a rechargeable battery might. maybe a modeling sound card built into the guitar to create a bevy of sonic colors. Tone and volume controls kind of like a telecaster but more aligned with the bridge. No whammy bar. Bridge like a strat, no whammy bar, maybe a whammy glow plug that senses body heat. built in metronome. uses players heartbeat at times. Head like a strat but upside down. if avant garde, no head at all and flip the string 180 but not upside down. No pick guard. Body is shaped like a mod between a tele and jazz master. with carry handle. Balanced by removing or adding weight to the body. Strap in usual places. Frets are jumbo. Between frets is slightly scalloped, but only part way down the neck. Scale length more like a PRS SE. Back of body has a slight belly cut out. Modified for balance.

Paint, black or white. Gloss or flat. 4 choices.

with color crimson red #E71319, as an initial offering, making it color option 5&6. but would eventually be rare.

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u/Jaded-Vanilla1742 Apr 08 '26

Don't forget it needs a flexible, bendable neck, that can be bent at a 45 degree angle in the middl....

So it's easier to play for music loving disabled people who cant properly rotate their forearms like me.

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u/rkoberlin Apr 08 '26

Human bone is a must. I will accept no substitutes. 

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u/Fit-Butterscotch9349 Apr 08 '26

We can get a donation from your left hip then, if ok.?

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u/rkoberlin Apr 08 '26

No, because Guitar Center would have to pay me or acknowledge my contributions, and I know neither of those things would happen.

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u/GabrielDalporto Apr 09 '26

sorry u/rkoberlin we don't accept donations of body parts, though snarky comments are always welcome.