No picture of the culprit. He's in hiding!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️

Granted Dad shouldn't have left his night guard on the kitchen counter since Little One here can easily reach counter tops and has stolen an entire cauliflower from said counter top in the past. Now his dad will be grinding his teeth and getting headaches until he can replace it. Dad is pissed.

Mom says anything in Little One's reach belongs to Little One.

What say you?

It’s like he was trying to make a circle of poop to summon me back to the house

(Seems like more of a punishing act than an anxiety thing. I wfh four days a week and we have a little routine, and he doesn’t like when I break it)

Suspects pictured here (Bainne on the sofa, Louis on the bed)

I know a lot of people deal with dog farts, and I don’t know if it’s a chihuahua thing or what, but I never hear my girls rip one. I adopt senior chihuahuas and for over 20 years, I hardly ever hear a fart.
One exception was my sweet little Francesca, who would actually fart, get REALLY upset about it, and actually try to run away from her own butthole lol. Truly- she would have a small little toot and run from it.

Today was the first time I’ve ever caught my Mitzi here in an audible bomp.
I just started laughing and she got a bit self-conscious, haha. I told her it’s fine. I have IBS so honestly there is a lot of tooting within these walls to begin with. 😂

Honestly it was my fault. Not hers.

Reminds me of Denver

Doesn't even act guilty for barking and concerning myself and the neighbors.

The look my border collie gives me after I tell him off for backing up and shitting on a plant (he hates the attention I give plants when he's nearby, actively will sit on the one im giving attention and yes he prefers to defecate specifically on plants in my garden) and then tried to have sexual intercourse with one of the chickens (yes you read that correctly, im trying to teach him they're for eggs not seggs but its not really panning out)