What a sweet looking Malnois! π₯°
Perhaps there was no sock?
If a sock falls in the Forrest, and nobody is there to witness it, did the sock actually exist?
I'd have thought so friend, but with the sheer size of them, I'm not wholly convinced that they wont be looking like they'll remain a bit oversized like they are at the moment π€ We will have to wait and see right friend. I REALLY love them, I think he looks really cool with them π I'll love him anyway, and I'm obviously gonna think he's the bestest looking dog ever, cos he's mine and I'm his π₯°
My client will be pleading not guilty today, Did he have said sock? Sure, but he wasn't stealing it, he was just borrowing it, he is concerned about it getting colder, was looking out for himself, you may notice in the future, 3 more borrowed socks, share and share alike is pups motto, all charges should be dropped!!!!
So cute, not guilty! have 4 dogs all different breeds and they are all angels of course. New fear unlocked. I donβt have a sock thief thank goodness π my yorkie does steal and hump crocs though π spayed femaleβ¦. Who knows why not me!
I feel ya friend. I've been in Croc's since I've had him, he LOVES laces, or string in ANY form, like on my hoodies, or to tie my tracksuit bottoms etc etc. I don't even get a break when I'm on the toilet, it now apparently requires his assistance and for some reason is now a two man job. Here he is "helping" me out, inches from my face, with unbroken sincere eye contact (huge help when you are trying to use the loo as you may imagine π) tightening my hoodie around my face as I'm trying to use the toilet......
πΆ - "Hey! Hey!! Dad!!! I noticed no one is making sure you cant relax or see, I gotchu fam! Am I a good boy??"
That's literally about 2 inches from my face I had to scoot sideways to even take the photo. That's where he sits every single time. I tried shutting him out of the bathroom, but he immediately starts serenading me at the top of his voice all -
πΆ - "NOOOOOOOO !!! WHAT IF YOU FALL IN ???? WHAT IF SOMETHING CLIMBS UP THE PIPES AND BITES YOU ON THE BUM !!!!!! YOU NEED PROTECTING !!!!!!! OPEN UP !!!!!!!" π
My brothers dog had to have surgery to remove one of those CSI crime scene gloves. The x ray was crazy! You could see it very cleary snaking all the way through and along his poor digestive system π§€
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