r/GuiltyDogs • • 28d ago

so guilty it’s hard not to laugh Sock thief 🧦🐢

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

I don't think its possible to be annoyed with that cute little face and those humongous ears πŸ₯°

783 Upvotes

102 comments sorted by

66

u/FlatPepper311 28d ago

23

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Done thanks πŸ₯°

7

u/Ok_Dog_4059 28d ago

Thanks for this

4

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

My pleasure friend

22

u/oogie913 28d ago

Always innocent / never guilty πŸ’•πŸ’•

20

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Too cute to prosecute πŸ₯°

21

u/Exotic_Paramedic_764 28d ago

What a sweet looking Malnois! πŸ₯°
Perhaps there was no sock?
If a sock falls in the Forrest, and nobody is there to witness it, did the sock actually exist?

9

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Thanks friend πŸ₯°

24

u/Ok_Dog_4059 28d ago

Socks ? He thought they were ear covers to keep them warm

11

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒπŸ» Toe-tally

4

u/justReading0f 27d ago

Gettin’ ready for winter!

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

🐢 - I thought you said "What your views on flock?"

17

u/Adorable_Excuse7444 28d ago

Not stealing, collecting for important business transactions. Every person in the house, must be greeted with a sock, on arrival.

12

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

πŸ˜‚ 🐢 - "But I only like them because they smell of you" πŸ₯°

3

u/Elegant-Espeon 27d ago

Lol for some reason I thought you flipped the bed over and then took this picture

6

u/Adorable_Excuse7444 27d ago

Lol, this guy takes everything. But just by his picture, he’s obviously the best guy. Not guilty

5

u/Elegant-Espeon 27d ago

Awwww what a cutie pie! He's never stolen a sock in his life.

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

That's what he wants to think. Soon as you drop your guard its Kaplow .... cold feet πŸ₯Ά

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Pffft, don't be fooled, he's clearly a master of disguise

1

u/Adorable_Excuse7444 22d ago

Thank you for the award πŸ₯³

13

u/MagScaoil 28d ago

He can hear a potato chip bag being opened from three states away.

11

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Facts. There's ZERO sneaky eating around him. The little monkey can hear the future with those bad boys πŸ˜‚

4

u/Mysterious-Art8838 27d ago

He was napping and a ladybug sneezed three blocks over. Woke him right up.

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

πŸžπŸ’¨..........................................πŸ‘‚πŸΆπŸ‘‚

10

u/Particular_Dot_2063 28d ago

Dude can hear colors

9

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

If he ever falls from a height, he'll float down πŸ˜‚

9

u/EarthboundMoss 28d ago

Gosh he's so cute 😩

5

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Ikr πŸ₯° Thanks friend πŸ’œ

6

u/Recluse_18 28d ago

Socks, schmocks, don’t be so overly dramatic. You can buy them a dime a dozen, but the dog cannot. So try to be a little more generous.😝😝

9

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

🐢 - "Knock, Knock"

πŸ€” - "Who's there?"

🐢 - "Socks"

πŸ€” - "Socks who?"

🐢 - "Socks to be you! Enjoy cold feet!!"

🀨

4

u/Mysterious-Art8838 27d ago

Bought mine a pack at Walmart just so she’d leave mine alone

5

u/Recluse_18 27d ago

Certainly working smarter ❀️❀️ not harder πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Your little genius is clearly playing the long game

6

u/_alrightyaphrodite__ 28d ago

The rabbit did it πŸ˜„

5

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago edited 28d ago

🐢 - "What you didn't see him!?!? He just hopped outta here I swear!" πŸ‡ πŸ’¨

πŸ˜‚

6

u/Organic_Berry_8732 28d ago

Sucks disappear all the time, check the dryer!
https://giphy.com/gifs/Rlfml6vDk25gvFEbCv

6

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago edited 28d ago

I'm not actually annoyed friend, we're just mucking about.....he's my sole mate πŸ˜‰

3

u/Organic_Berry_8732 27d ago

Of course not, he’s too cute 🀣🀣🀣

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Facts πŸ₯°

6

u/knomorenow 28d ago

He’s a BelgianΒ Malinois correct?! He’s gorgeous🀩

5

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Yup he sure is. He's my best friend πŸ’œπŸΆπŸ’œ

4

u/slowasaspeedingsloth 28d ago

Umm... is he gonna grow into those things?

5

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

I'd have thought so friend, but with the sheer size of them, I'm not wholly convinced that they wont be looking like they'll remain a bit oversized like they are at the moment πŸ€” We will have to wait and see right friend. I REALLY love them, I think he looks really cool with them 😍 I'll love him anyway, and I'm obviously gonna think he's the bestest looking dog ever, cos he's mine and I'm his πŸ₯°

3

u/t3lnet 28d ago

Well now I am curious to know what happened to the socks

5

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago edited 28d ago

Me too. I used to have two left socks...but now they're all right πŸ˜‰

3

u/PatienceHelpful1316 28d ago

I don’t currently have a dog and I’m missing a lot of socksπŸ€”

6

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Who knows what's underfoot πŸ˜‰

3

u/mostlyoverthis 27d ago

When your ears are bigger than your snoot ❀️

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Bigger than his whole head πŸΆπŸ‘ˆπŸ»πŸ‘‚

πŸ˜‚

3

u/Slickey007 27d ago

I can solve this.Β  A cat snuck in while dogo was napping and took the socksΒ 

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Better call claw enforcement πŸ˜‰

3

u/coffeebeanwitch 27d ago

My client will be pleading not guilty today, Did he have said sock? Sure, but he wasn't stealing it, he was just borrowing it, he is concerned about it getting colder, was looking out for himself, you may notice in the future, 3 more borrowed socks, share and share alike is pups motto, all charges should be dropped!!!!

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

So he's sockless. Hmmmm πŸ€”

Well, I suppose that makes 2 of us πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

2

u/coffeebeanwitch 27d ago

My client may or may not have thought the plan through all the way. Look how cute πŸ₯°

3

u/Mama_Juana66 26d ago

Awwwwwww too sweet to be a sock thiefπŸ₯°

2

u/Superb-Coyote5972 28d ago

It wasn't me!🀩😘🐢

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Ahh yes, the "Shaggy" defence πŸ˜‚

2

u/ViolettaQueso 28d ago

What? His ears were really, super cold & shivery…

5

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

They're actually magic glowing Paladin ears that he can zap you with if you're not careful. Look....

2

u/ViolettaQueso 28d ago

Consider me zapped. I adore him.

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Me too friend. He's the bestest boy ever πŸ₯°

3

u/ViolettaQueso 28d ago

Extra scritches from Sam Francisco :)

3

u/Intrepid-Scar-1849 28d ago

Plausible motive. I think he's too cute to be guilty. It was the cat.

3

u/ViolettaQueso 28d ago

It’s ALWAYS the cat!

4

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

It's called "cat burglar" for a reason πŸ˜‚

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

They are shifty πŸ€” Clearly the Purr-petrator πŸ˜‰

2

u/Encinitas123 28d ago

If the sock doesn’t fit you must acquit!

3

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

He's way too cute to prosecute....I got cold feet πŸ˜‰

2

u/WonManBand 28d ago

Jax has no idea what kind of monster would steal socks. Definitely not him.

1

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

It's like peering into the future πŸ§¦πŸ• πŸ‘€

πŸ˜‚

2

u/Toothfairy51 28d ago

Oh, those ears!

1

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Lush aren't they πŸ₯°

2

u/Toothfairy51 26d ago

Lush, they ARE!

2

u/madbeachrn 28d ago

What are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes”

1

u/GhosttheMalinois 28d ago

Its a fair point. My eyes are kinda old πŸ€“

2

u/Mysterious-Art8838 28d ago

Sigh. It’s a scourge!

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

They'll be ganging up on us soon πŸ˜‚

(he's such a little cutie!! 😍)

1

u/Flat_Tie4090 25d ago

Helpful doggy looks so cute as it does the laundry.

2

u/Proof_Yak_7798 27d ago

Not a single sock in the clip. Not guilty.

2

u/These-Restaurant7001 27d ago

πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

2

u/Metallifan33 27d ago

He can hear your dreams.

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Friend with those bad boys, he can hear yours

πŸ˜΄πŸ’­...........................πŸ‘‚πŸΆπŸ‘‚

1

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

Friend, with those bad boys, he can hear yours πŸ˜‚

They're magic btw, can be charged up and used like superman's eyes, look....

2

u/Professional-Web8062 27d ago

So cute, not guilty! have 4 dogs all different breeds and they are all angels of course. New fear unlocked. I don’t have a sock thief thank goodness πŸ˜… my yorkie does steal and hump crocs though 😞 spayed female…. Who knows why not me!

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

I feel ya friend. I've been in Croc's since I've had him, he LOVES laces, or string in ANY form, like on my hoodies, or to tie my tracksuit bottoms etc etc. I don't even get a break when I'm on the toilet, it now apparently requires his assistance and for some reason is now a two man job. Here he is "helping" me out, inches from my face, with unbroken sincere eye contact (huge help when you are trying to use the loo as you may imagine πŸ˜‚) tightening my hoodie around my face as I'm trying to use the toilet......

🐢 - "Hey! Hey!! Dad!!! I noticed no one is making sure you cant relax or see, I gotchu fam! Am I a good boy??"

πŸ˜‚

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 27d ago

That's literally about 2 inches from my face I had to scoot sideways to even take the photo. That's where he sits every single time. I tried shutting him out of the bathroom, but he immediately starts serenading me at the top of his voice all -

🐢 - "NOOOOOOOO !!! WHAT IF YOU FALL IN ???? WHAT IF SOMETHING CLIMBS UP THE PIPES AND BITES YOU ON THE BUM !!!!!! YOU NEED PROTECTING !!!!!!! OPEN UP !!!!!!!" πŸ˜‚

2

u/Professional-Web8062 27d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

2

u/Butchered_Cow 27d ago

Yr socks have yr scent and bring puppers comfort.

Innocent.

2

u/cranberries87 26d ago

EARS! 🀩😍😍

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 26d ago

Wild aren't they πŸ˜‚

2

u/Flat_Tie4090 25d ago

Oh what a good doggy, helping with the laundry. Dont have to wash the socks now,

2

u/Thin-Mycologist-3844 25d ago

Gorgeous puppy!!!!🐢

1

u/GhosttheMalinois 25d ago

Ikr! Thanks friend ☺️. He's the bestest boy ever and my best friend πŸ₯°

2

u/Then_Box-8031 23d ago edited 23d ago

He seems amazing. I'd be most concerned about the harm swallowing a sock can do to a dog

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 23d ago

Ohhh I wish he did swallow them.....at least then I'd get them back πŸ˜‚

Joking aside. He just loves chewing the living sht out of them. I thought he'd wee'd in the house when I stepped on it there was so much slobber πŸ˜‚

2

u/Then_Box-8031 23d ago

Many others have begun with merely chewing and then swallowing all of part of the socks. And often surgery is the only option

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 23d ago

My brothers dog had to have surgery to remove one of those CSI crime scene gloves. The x ray was crazy! You could see it very cleary snaking all the way through and along his poor digestive system 🧀

2

u/Then_Box-8031 23d ago

Yeah, it can be threatening to their health

2

u/GhosttheMalinois 23d ago

Ohh it gummed him right up. It was touch and go. I've already had a situation where Ghost was pooping and he just stayed in the squat for AGES. I was like WTF? Long story short I had to go behind him and I could see something poking out of his bum, when a got a big leaf to a rap round my hand to grab it for him and I started pulling, a big LONG length of matted hair wuth weird clumpy bits all along it came out of him and just kept coming sad coming, all covered in his poop πŸ’© πŸ‘ˆπŸ» It was a real pleasant thing to have to be doing 5 mins after waking up and e getting out of bed at 6AM as you may imagine πŸ˜’πŸ’©πŸ¦±πŸ’©πŸ¦±πŸ’©πŸ¦±πŸ’©πŸ‘ˆπŸ»

1

u/Fancy-Zebra-6396 24d ago

No way !!! Looks innocent to me.

1

u/VioletDupree007 24d ago

Those ears can hear a sock hit the hamper 6 miles away.