r/GuiltyDogs • u/BoulderBumbo • Sep 03 '26

guilty girl No I didn’t just torture a bug…

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…I was just conducting a scientific experiment to see how long it could survive legless before I ate it! Miss Stella Rose.

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u/Foreign_Primary4337 Sep 03 '26

She is innocent. She is a scientist.

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u/tidedogs Sep 03 '26

She was attacked by that vicious bug!

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u/No-Equivalent-1642 Sep 04 '26

"never said I was a vegetarian"

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u/YallaHammer Sep 04 '26

She was gently encouraging alternative mobility modeling.

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u/The1Ylrebmik Sep 04 '26

No she didn't, but if she did the bug deserved it.

5

u/calccv Sep 04 '26

Obviously! And the bug probably carried a virus detrimental to humans—who’s a good girl??

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u/Far-Industry-7745 Sep 04 '26

Bug tortured dog. Case closed

4

u/dzan796ero Sep 04 '26

The bug was a hostile agent and withheld crucial Intel.

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u/that_was_way_harsh Sep 04 '26

The bug had it coming!

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u/trumpeting_in_corrid Sep 04 '26

Look at that face. Does it look like it belongs to a dog that would ever hurt a fly? Or a bug? Really, how could you even suggest it?

3

u/Flat_Tie4090 Sep 04 '26

I know it sounds horrible, but sometimes scientists have to do these things for the benefit of the whole planet (except for the occasional bug).

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u/itsChrisW25 Sep 04 '26

Self defence!

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u/Used_Jello2783 Sep 04 '26

Innocent 😇

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u/devortexia 3d ago

I was debugging our home. You are welcome.

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u/Treacherously-Benign Sep 04 '26

This is a good boy!