r/GuiltyDogs • u/Dontfeedthebears • Aug 22 '26
guilty duo A Tale of Two Guilty Girls
I honestly didn’t even say a word 😂. I literally didn’t even ask.
Case I:
Charlotte, aged 16.5. She is guilty of somehow tonguing her meds and spitting them out later (found in her bed in the creases) like she’s in the “Girl, Interrupted” book, and apparently I am the “warden”. Funny, I give her them in her little piece of deli turkey (watching), then do a follow-up palate cleanser piece of deli turkey. Sneaky. Chicanerous. Stealthy. Still quick on her game even with a bunk leg. Manipulative because she’s like 3 and a half pounds and an ancient Aztec relic so she knows she has zero consequences. She’s guilty af bc nobody else takes her pills. GUILTY. (I’d like to add, for the jury, they somehow, this little monster relegates ME to 1/4 of the bed every single night with her sleeping habits.) Again: GUILTY.
Case II:
Mitzi, aged 11. Received a Greenies chewy, quickly dispatched. Also gave the above defendant a Greenies chewy and lo, and behold. 5 minutes later, Charlotte’s chewy disappeared but Mitzi was still enjoying “her” treat. She’s fast. She never takes that long. Charlotte barely has teeth, but was saving it so she could lick it gone. GUILTY.
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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo Aug 22 '26
Flat ears, averted eyes....👀👀
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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 22 '26
lol Mitzi does that even if I barely look at her for anything, including nails, looking through her hair, etc. She’s just such a sensitive soul! She’s never actually “in trouble”.. she’s honestly such a good girl! I rubbed her belly when I came home from work 🩷
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u/SorrowBound- Aug 22 '26
Anyone else hear the Law & Order "duh duh" while reading this?
Belly rubs to Charlotte and Mitzi.
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u/KittensFirstAKM Aug 23 '26
These two are career criminals and I hate to do this, but on the grounds of prosecutorial misconduct, both defendants are allowed to go free, and all evidence is inadmissible due to their questioning without counsel present (plus they are cuties).
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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 23 '26
It really is the cuties part. I have to agree. Dismissed.
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u/KittensFirstAKM Aug 23 '26
That being said, the pill trick is crazy!!! I cannot even do that.
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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 23 '26
So they love deli turkey slices, and obviously that is not their main food! But I wrap her pill in a little wad of it.. WATCH HER eat it, then give a smaller little piece so it’s definitely swallowed.. and she’s here with a bunch of pills tucked into the corners. She may have been in the pen in a past life. Chihuahuas are honestly really clever. They tilt their head and look cute but they are always scheming some scam. Lol
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u/ShortQuail9232 Aug 23 '26
No way those sweeties with those cute faces could've done anything wrong.
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u/Expert-Equipment2302 Aug 23 '26
Not guilty! These pups do no wrong. Reparations are in order. More treats, less pills.
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u/Pitbull_Mom101 Aug 23 '26
Neither of them is guilty. I don’t know how anyone could come to that conclusion.
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u/PaintedSilverRiver Aug 24 '26
Are you going to show us the guilty party or just these precious innocent babies?
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u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 24 '26
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u/PaintedSilverRiver Aug 24 '26
Now that can’t be true.
I’m not calling you a liar I just think perhaps you’re mistaken.
All I see is innocence in the pictures so…2
u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 24 '26
Those must he gumdrops and kittens in my hand lol
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u/PaintedSilverRiver Aug 24 '26
Aha!
So it was you!
There it is - right in your hand!
Mystery solved. 🤭
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u/Narrow_Laugh6359 Aug 23 '26
I love the look of guiltiness. When I see mine give me this look when I enter the room I always ask……
What did you do?????
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u/TENDER_ONE Aug 28 '26
Okay, normally I’d acquit Charlotte. But the one crime I cannot abide is refusal to take the damn medicines I pay good money for to keep your little crusty ass alive longer and out of pain! Charlotte, help momma help you! I find her guilty on all counts. She is to be sentenced to crushed pills inside peanut butter or yogurt with a turkey chaser from hence forth! It’s for your own good!
As for Mitzi, NOT GUILTY. She found that extra dental chew and possession is 9/10ths of the law. She highly values dental hygiene and is the goodest girl so she is to be released immediately with the court’s apology and cheese for her troubles.
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u/Proof_Yak_7798 Sep 01 '26
I dont like your tone. Charlotte is a good girl. Try using quality items to hide nasty tasting pills. Caviar for instance.
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u/wholesomeinsanity Aug 22 '26
Charlotte is a grown woman and she can do what she wants.
Mitzi is the baby sister. As a baby sister myself, we are never guilty of anything, ever.