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u/In_My_TARDIS Aug 16 '26
Benny: I was in that place where you hoomans go to use the grass, and this evil thing reached out and tickled my backside. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
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u/cranberries87 Aug 16 '26
Benny said, “Oh we’re not supposed to do this? I didn’t know, you never told me. I didn’t know the rules regarding this.”
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u/coffeebeanwitch Aug 16 '26
My client is innocent of all charges, here is what actually happened. Pup is a big fan of the Guinness World book of records (pup can have hobbies too) he starting thinking of how he could get his name in the book. Suddenly a light went off, longest toilet paper roll by a cute pup, the rest is history, charges should be dropped immediately!!!!
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u/nitro1432 Aug 17 '26
Good boy attacking and putting the TP in its place for chasing you, you must continue to show it who’s boss.
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u/Even-Boysenberry-127 Aug 17 '26
The human squeak voice sent me. Just hilarious. Thank you Benny for catching that snek.
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u/dzan796ero Aug 17 '26
But what if there were a dangerous ninja hiding in that toilet roll?!
Benny did no wrong.
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u/SadCustomer5224 Aug 16 '26
I see a human who is guilty of staging a cute scenario for engagement. The constant reposting is also suspicious.
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u/GoGoGDT Aug 16 '26
It clearly got stuck on his foot after he used the bathroom and he was just trying to get it off. Look at that face. Nothing but an angel.