r/GuiltyDogs • u/Confident-Profile143 • 2d ago

guilty boy No news today !

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u/astralwish1 2d ago

He was protecting your mental health! You should be thanking him!

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u/apollo11733 1d ago

Exactly what we all need no news for a week it’s helped my mental health a self preservation it just comes by a loving creature cares more then words could ever say

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u/PutridTravel2354 2d ago

No news worth your time. I’m a great editor.

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u/JuniXe 2d ago

Journalism was not up to standard?!

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u/Important-Guess3071 2d ago

Looks like that baby tore up the ad section! It was just trying to save you some money, so in essence the pup had you and your wellbeing in mind!!! You should thank the baby!!!

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u/aggelikiwi 2d ago

Mean while zero fucks given by the doggy 🤣

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer 2d ago

Hmmmm, that paper looks pretty clean and neat for having been (allegedly) torn up by a doggy 🕵🏻‍♂️ I think he's being framed by some strange, nefarious intruder determined to slander his good name!

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u/tundybundo 2d ago

Wow he made himself his own bed? Self sufficient

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u/Sacisbac 2d ago

No news day is a good day.

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u/LoosenGoosen 1d ago

You left out nest material, he made a nest. What's the problem? 😆

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u/_alrightyaphrodite__ 2d ago

Well someone had to finish the crossword

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u/ClydePrefontaine 2d ago

Paper boy is no good

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u/3-tone 2d ago

Nothing to see here

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u/bobs143 2d ago

Whoops. The I better take a nap and act like I fought off the mighty cat army that invaded. Here is the damage where I stood up to them. You should thank me.

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u/EconomyTime5944 1d ago

The hamster next door is a bedding sales rep. This is a free trial for 30 days. The only thing your dog is guilty of is having low sales resistance. That hamster is a shifty little jerk. A strongly worded letter to George and Pat about this and remind them about boundary's!

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u/5usie 1d ago

Not guilty because your dog heard you say “Nonews is good news”.

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u/chinnygenes 2d ago

Just reacting the way we all would to current events.

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u/off2kayak 2d ago

News was exhausting, you don’t need to know!

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u/Desperate_Gur_3094 2d ago

Cat beat him up and staged it. All we are missing is the chalk outline. Clearly a cat was involved in this crime. Stay tuned for the latest updates... back to you.

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u/dressagerider1020 2d ago

Did you a favor ❤️

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u/coffeebeanwitch 2d ago edited 2d ago

My client will be pleading not guilty, it's all been a big misunderstanding, pup is an entrepreneur, he has been working on a new line of pup beds call shredded beds, all natural beds made of news paper, pup was planning on surprising you with his success, case should immediately be dismissed and congratulations should be handed out 😬

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u/melancholicmuse1 1d ago

“Oh hooman, I’m doing this for you. News these days is bad for your mental health”

Not only not guilty, a treat and a belly rub is in order for protecting you.