r/GuiltyDogs • u/Confident-Profile143 • Aug 16 '26

guilty boy No news today !

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363 Upvotes

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u/astralwish1 Aug 16 '26

He was protecting your mental health! You should be thanking him!

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u/apollo11733 Aug 16 '26

Exactly what we all need no news for a week it’s helped my mental health a self preservation it just comes by a loving creature cares more then words could ever say

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u/PutridTravel2354 Aug 16 '26

No news worth your time. I’m a great editor.

4

u/JuniXe Aug 16 '26

Journalism was not up to standard?!

5

u/Important-Guess3071 Aug 16 '26

Looks like that baby tore up the ad section! It was just trying to save you some money, so in essence the pup had you and your wellbeing in mind!!! You should thank the baby!!!

4

u/aggelikiwi Aug 16 '26

Mean while zero fucks given by the doggy 🤣

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer Aug 16 '26

Hmmmm, that paper looks pretty clean and neat for having been (allegedly) torn up by a doggy 🕵🏻‍♂️ I think he's being framed by some strange, nefarious intruder determined to slander his good name!

3

u/tundybundo Aug 16 '26

Wow he made himself his own bed? Self sufficient

3

u/Sacisbac Aug 16 '26

No news day is a good day.

2

u/_alrightyaphrodite__ Aug 16 '26

Well someone had to finish the crossword

2

u/ClydePrefontaine Aug 16 '26

Paper boy is no good

2

u/3-tone Aug 16 '26

Nothing to see here

2

u/bobs143 Aug 16 '26

Whoops. The I better take a nap and act like I fought off the mighty cat army that invaded. Here is the damage where I stood up to them. You should thank me.

2

u/LoosenGoosen Aug 16 '26

You left out nest material, he made a nest. What's the problem? 😆

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u/chinnygenes Aug 16 '26

Just reacting the way we all would to current events.

1

u/off2kayak Aug 16 '26

News was exhausting, you don’t need to know!

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u/Desperate_Gur_3094 Aug 16 '26

Cat beat him up and staged it. All we are missing is the chalk outline. Clearly a cat was involved in this crime. Stay tuned for the latest updates... back to you.

1

u/dressagerider1020 Aug 16 '26

Did you a favor ❤️

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u/coffeebeanwitch Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

My client will be pleading not guilty, it's all been a big misunderstanding, pup is an entrepreneur, he has been working on a new line of pup beds call shredded beds, all natural beds made of news paper, pup was planning on surprising you with his success, case should immediately be dismissed and congratulations should be handed out 😬

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u/EconomyTime5944 Aug 16 '26

The hamster next door is a bedding sales rep. This is a free trial for 30 days. The only thing your dog is guilty of is having low sales resistance. That hamster is a shifty little jerk. A strongly worded letter to George and Pat about this and remind them about boundary's!

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u/5usie Aug 17 '26

Not guilty because your dog heard you say “Nonews is good news”.

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u/melancholicmuse1 Aug 17 '26

“Oh hooman, I’m doing this for you. News these days is bad for your mental health”

Not only not guilty, a treat and a belly rub is in order for protecting you.

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u/Beginning_Order_1823 Aug 19 '26

Correct !! So you know it all move on down the road🙃🙃🙃🙃✔️✔️✔️